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Best movie of this year hands down!

A lot of fun.

This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.

This is a coming of age storyline that you've seen in one form or another for decades. It takes a truly unique voice to make yet another one worth watching.

I know myself that the movie is only there to entertain and have fun but unfortunately the movie is not entertaining and if you have to put your brain in standby mode to enjoy it is bad.I know it's strange to criticize a trash movie and it's super crazy to even think about choosing one from The Asylum. But this one is not different because this movie was not a trash but the ultimate junk, I love you Janeiro movies which are funnier than anything by Ben Stiller more exciting than 90% of the action movies of the past 10 years and are not focused on their computer effects they know how horrible they look. It hurts me to say that because I love the Sharknado movies and I do not want to have ten, yes, ten movie parts but I can not talk about that positively, it's mainly because of the horrible script. But not even a screenplay by Tarantino could save this lousy attitude, not even Spielberg could beautify these ideas and the amount of blond Botox bimbos would be an overdose even for Michael Bay. But this part has not succeeded at all because firstly it is not fun secondly makes no sense and thirdly has no suspense.Only the hour consists only of cameo appearances, introductions of new characters who are killed by sharks after 1 to 3 minutes, a few nice references to the old parts but unfortunately without any reason but to top it off, we are now in film parody land arrived because As good as nothing in this film is still original everything is stolen from another movie and unfortunately only from good movies that's why it feels shabby. Worst of all, I find that this part deentwickelt our characters. Shark net you never had any big story arcs or Oscar actors but they always worked with what they had this time they have nothing and make even less of all the characters that were bed before or at least bed it seem to come from. People do not come around in an ingenious or entertaining way about the life of the demand I wonder if even the authors have lost the desire for it or why we always see the same sharks there are about ... 1000 marry like it would be with even more sharks or a new one Shark species? there are so many remakes, reboots and so on where are the original never the new stuff even Schack net has now been infected with it.What I find worst is that I joked about how long Finn 's son Chanel drives you around and that he' s probably going to get out of it as an old man, a movie has to be surprising and exciting never good if he has exactly the end what you in the first 5 minutes shoots through the head because I did not mean the end but seriously, it is in two ways underpowering. Every two minutes, some B or C celebrity arrives for a ridiculous in cameo appearance which, however, can not be enjoyed because they just babble or die right away. Talking about dying, that's the main reason why you can not enjoy this movie because even the main characters and everyone who cares, including Finn's family, has to bite the grass until the end of one of the stupid Deus Ex Machina of movie history, all Shark will net it the world stopped at the same time caused by our heroes at all and the whole world sets the rubble and looks like 9/11 high 21 and after finding the AB separate heads of his robot wife by the area troll suddenly turns up his son (70 Years old) has again managed to build a time machine and the movie ends on a cliffhanger.So I love Dolph Lundgren but that was only for me in the big disappointment I hope that in the next part he won at least the whole movie on Finns side against Hai that I would like to look at. As a German citizen I like to see so many German celebrities in a non-German movie even if it was just Camoes I had my fun, however, I can not even begin to understand the huge advertising and PR behind it understand. So my conclusion is unfortunately not good, there are so many parodies that it is hard to discover the glue that holds the basic idea together, the music is so minimal that it is virtually non-existent, the digital effects are under all sow, however, for one TV movie bearable but we must not forget that is V part and even if I had not seen the other parts, I expected a bit more. The whole movie is a scavenger hunt and a pike routes run before the Great Danger which, however, ends in a literal ten seconds of Climax and the end is pretty much tried and so depressing.However, what I am most afraid of is: in the sequel Thanks to the time travel aspect, all the decisions I made are made and thus the events from the first part looked to be coming into force.

The first two 'Sharknado' movies were not great and had a lot wrong with them, but they were guilty pleasure fun as long as not taken seriously. 'Sharknado 3' however was a let-down, it lacks the fun and charm of the first two as a result of being too self-aware and trying far too hard, really wanted to not take this seriously and view it as a guilty pleasure but it was just too amateurish and tired. A notion that was present and multiplied in 'Sharknado 4' that indicated the novelty was wearing off.A feeling that can also be seen in 'Sharknado 5'. There is still a little more fun here and overall it is the best of the 'Sharknado' franchise since the second film. And it is not because it is set in my home country, it's mainly because there's a little more fun and freshness and parts are slightly more inspired. There is still a sense though that the franchise has gone too far and that the novelty value that was there in the first two films has worn off. Even when one tries to take it for what it's trying to be (it is clear that it is not to be taken seriously), it generally just falls flat.Ian Ziering is likable and charismatic in the lead role, he plays it straight but still looks like he's having fun with the role. There is some nice scenery and an energetic and eerie music score. Some of the references, while obvious, are fun and create a sense of nostalgia. Likewise with a few of the cameos.Very little else works. Tara Reid continues to be unspeakably awful, her facial expressions look so expressionless and very forced in the few times she tries, her line delivery is mechanical and she constantly looks ill at ease. Other references are not as clever as they think and induce a groan in how they are written and there was a sense that the cameos were too many, with a lot of them being too short, pointless and screaming of "what the heck" in bizarre roles to take on.Even for low-budget, 'Sharknado 5' is very shoddy stuff. The scenery is pretty good but the film is shot in a very rushed-looking and drab way, editing is sloppy as well as choppy and the shark special effects are typical dreadfully artificial Asylum/SyFy fare (if not as bad as the third and fourth). Regarding the shark attacks and death scenes (none being good enough to even reach "reasonably fun" level), that the sharks have little personality let alone menace (the plastic surgery on display is scarier than them) hurts them and even more so the unintentional silliness comes at the expense of thrills and suspense, which are nowhere in sight, and gets tiresome. The film is directed flatly, the energy and enthusiasm in the pacing is missing and there are too many cardboard characters that are difficult to give a toss about. The first two films had some great funny lines, but the script here contains little remotely amusing or memorable and instead feels stale and tiresomely cheesy, especially one of the most insultingly nonsensical endings in recent memory.Like with the story, which is thin, aimless in some scenes and far too more of the same with very little freshness to make that forgivable. It's further not helped by trying too hard being dopey fun and in the process taking itself too seriously at times that any life is sucked out intended to have some originality but are just cheap and ridiculous.Overall, better than the previous two sequels but not much impresses here. 4/10 Bethany Cox

I looked forward to seeing some Sharknado action in my home country of England but this soon turned to disappointment. I enjoyed the first few movies in the series with their insane stupidity but this one has gone a step too far, it's just not funny anymore. Time to put it to bed but there will almost certainly be a 6th, which no doubt I will watch. Back to this one we have z-grade celebs such as Sam Fox, Katie Price & the hideous Jedward given parts, thankfully small. A poor effort to spoof James Bond. And perhaps fewer sharks, or at least close up.

(Fin addressing the Pope, played by Fabio): "Forgive me father, for I am Fin." The fact that this made me lol while sitting alone in my house could mean multiple things: the movie is working in its intended absurdity, the movie is so awful it's fun, or my mental stability is more in question than I realized. The most ridiculous and, therefore, best of the franchise…and yes, that is an opinion I can confidently have.