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Just perfect...

I'll tell you why so serious

Excellent, Without a doubt!!

By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.

After a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the area's new razor-toothed residents. Piranha 3D is a film that knows exactly what it is and that's good to say the least right? It's not some oscar worthy masterpiece likes Jaws but it's no Jaws IV: The Revenge and it's quite fun if you really don't take it seriously. The acting was ok but then again you shouldn't expect anything more and the cgi pretty passable. There's also a sequel called Piranha 3DD but i would suggest not to even see it cause it sucked big time and it was not as good as this. (7/10)

I came to this movie from a list on the Daily Mail of the top 10 movies Netflix viewers have apparently found too scary to finish. I've now discovered there might be another reason they did not finish this particular one. Having a brain maybe? I admit that I'm not the target audience for this. I don't want to watch young women in barely-there bikinis. I definitely don't want to watch them totally without their swimsuits. But I could put up with that for a good slasher flick. I thought this might be on par with Jaws or other man v rabid nature films. I didn't realise I would be watching Spring Break with bad acting. Give this a miss.

I can't even call this a movie, it's more like a massive porno with some fish thrown in. The plot is decent, I mean you can't go wrong with swarms of killer fish. But no, these are apparently prehistoric fish that somehow managed to survive with no food for millions of years in a cave. Okay? Well anyways, you can't go 10 minutes without seeing boobs, a butt, or someone doing something sexual. I realize this seems to be the staple for the newer low budget monster flicks like this, but give it a break. They also go WAAAAAY too far with the gore, and I mean they use an unnecessary amount of blood and carnage to shock audiences. If you're one of those people who feed off that kind a thing, then this is a movie for you. If you want something that's actually...ya know, good, it's not gonna be for you.

Piranha 3D (2010): Dir: Alexandre Aja / Cast: Elisabeth Shue, Ving Rhames, Jerry O'Connell, Adam Scott, Christopher Lloyd: Piranhas strike fear into the lives of those whom are aware of their existence. In this idiotic film people are warned by police and they still jump into the water. A tremor causes an underwater ground opening and a rare breed of piranha emerges and terrorizes a beach community celebrating spring break. Directed by Alexandre Aja who is no stranger to graphic violence but the 3D is effective. Aja previously made other graphic outings such as the remake of The Hills Have Eyes as well as Mirrors. The cast unfortunately is totally piranha fast food. There is Elisabeth Shue as the local Sheriff whose son doesn't know how to follow orders. Her children seem to do things that people with any form of intelligence would avoid. Ving Rhames plays her deputy who has his own methods for killing piranha although the payoff isn't so great for him. Jerry O'Connell plays a flamboyant beach party host filming a porn flick. Adam Scott is among the rescuers. There are several celebrity cameo with Christopher Lloyd most notable playing off his Doc Brown Back to the Future persona. The film points out that it is in 3D as if that really matters. We are given the severed floating image of a penis before one of these creatures gobbles it up. That was intended to be a laugh but it just comes off as tasteless and desperate. The ending leaves the door open for a sequel with even bigger fish. Pointless mayhem and total stupidity render this film deserving of a piranha attack. Score: 3 / 10