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Very very predictable, including the post credit scene !!!

How sad is this?

I like movies that are aware of what they are selling... without [any] greater aspirations than to make people laugh and that's it.

It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.

Thoughtless red-neckish main characters, strangely written, it feels like a very random free movie, it feels like a script that would of never been approved due to a lack of proper structure and I enjoyed that a lot. I have heard so much hate for this movie so maybe my expectations were low, even then, I don't understand the hate for a film that isn't even trying to be more than one more slasher in the genre, it was kinda of gory but not too much to be grossed out, it was a very balanced meal. The concept was great but I expected 31 killers sent out at the same time so the fact that they go 1 by 1 and that they are only 6 was underwhelming, but then again, I think he saved it with style, the ending is a beauty, not as a huge beauty as The Devil Reject's Freebird, but, a pretty soft unpretentious, chill, great ending that made me feel the greatness of slashers and the beauty of the last character alive. Poetry.

a lot of hate goes in to rob FN zombie movies those who don't like his movies are idiots and don't know true horror movies! this is about Five carnival workers are kidnapped and held hostage in an abandoned, Hell-like compound where they are forced to participate in a violent game, the goal of which is to survive twelve hours against a gang of sadistic clowns. it has a lot of gore and comedy to it like his other movies top 10 of the list only watch if you like his other movies other wise go watch your superhero or crappy zombie movies true horror fans will like thisrob fckin zombie is the best at crazy movies and still a legend in music!

There are a lot of negative reviews for this film; it may be because it is quite different from Zombie's normal formula which he basically turns on it's head.A group of carnival workers are en route travelling in a van; they come across some strange scarecrows blocking their path and stop to tear them down. They get ambushed, violently attacked, kidnapped and dumped in a deserted factory. A peculiar group of posh old people tell the carni's that they are there to play a game - the game of 31 which occurs once a year. They have 12 hours to survive and win the game. Amongst them in the factory are numerous psycho killers that are there to viciously kill them all.I enjoyed this movie, it's very 70's stylised in the way it is filmed, the costumes and scenery. The characters are great, typical of Rob Zombies usual pattern. I was really pleased to see Sherri Moon Zombie and Meg Foster there. The baddies are fantastic, I love them, all vicious, crazy and quirky. The settings, colours, camera- work and imagery are very individual to Zombie's style. It is a festival for the eyes. There are a lot of close up shots in this movie that some people don't like but I found it new and something different.This film is extremely violent and gory, full on graphic blood and guts. There are a lot of cringe moments. The special effects are amazing.The actors in this film are superb, the whole cast are believable, likable and give their all. Richard Brake is outstanding and will no doubt have a cult following for his portrayal of Doom-head.I would personally recommend this movie, if you're an avid horror fan it's a must to add to your list.

This was a good movie. I tried watching it the first time, and the diversity of the characters and the monotonous plot of characters running from their captors really made me turn it off. However, in my second viewing, I was surprised by my lack of trust in Mr. Rob Zombie. I think the ending may have solidified this as a good addition to the director's filmography. The killer in the white face paint is a pretty damn good villain! The story is simple. Circus employees get captured, and are sent to a place where the game is for them to stay alive. All of them die slowly, except the blonde, who wins the game just as the "guy in the white face paint" is about to kill her. Let me just end this review by saying that the guy in the white face paint is the man.6 Stars