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Just intense enough to provide a much-needed diversion, just lightweight enough to make you forget about it soon after it’s over. It’s not exactly “good,” per se, but it does what it sets out to do in terms of putting us on edge, which makes it … successful?

Actress is magnificent and exudes a hypnotic screen presence in this affecting drama.

In 2008, Roadside Attractions and Lionsgate released a very refreshing take on the horror movie genre called Teeth, though it originally premiered at the Sundance Film Festival in 2007. While it didn't do so well financially due to a limited release, it did receive a positive reception from critics, and it has garnished a cult following, mainly for how subversive of a movie it is. As for me, while I do consider it a very intriguing watch, I don't think I want to see it again.The essential story centers on a high-school chastity club member named Dawn who upon meeting a young man named Tobey is about to be raped by him. However, upon damaging Tobey's private area, Dawn discovers that she has a vagina dentata myth, when the encounter takes a grisly turn. That may sound disturbing enough in concept, but just imagine viewing the film in its full R rated glory. While not quite as vulgar as one might assume, the curse of Dawn's privates further adds into her own life. Considering that there are plenty of people in the movie who want to deflower her, including her own stepbrother Brad, her curse soon becomes easier for her to control and use. Even though it's never really explained how she obtained the dentata outside of an ancient Greek myth, the film still treats Dawn's curse as an omen, especially when it comes to her trying to adjust to womanhood, her being forced out of her chastity club, and her dilemmas of encountering sex craved perverts, making her the most endearing character in the whole film.The remaining characters on the other hand are either decent but underdeveloped or just plain despicable (for the right reasons of course). Dawn's father and step mother are definitely very caring and even strict when it comes to Brad, but they aren't really given enough screen time to stand out. Brad is an absolute scumbag given his careless attitude and horrid desire to bang Dawn, and lets just say his comeuppance is way more disturbing than what happens to Tobey. In addition to Tobey who's mainly just another abstinent teen who loses it with his hormones, another teen who ends up seducing Dawn named Ryan does gain the same results, but the execution is much more comedic and well deserved, though the humorous effect is done intentionally. One scene where Dawn gives the same fate to a violating doctor is supposed to be scary, but the execution makes it more silly than anything.With all that said, as much as I understand the tone of the film, this is not the kind of movie I would demand a repeat viewing for. Sure, the dark comedic tone does work in the movie's favor (whether intentionally or unintentionally), the effects work looks great given the low budget, and the feminist angle is certainly more tasteful than I Spit on Your Grave (don't look that up). However, I found the movie way too straight forward and even the very end felt a little underwhelming, as if we'll never get to see the parents again and we'll never even know about Dawn's future. Also, this movie can get really disturbing (I mean, we actually see the D on screen), and if you're very sensitive to gore, don't even bother with this. Overall, while I admire the movie for what it is and I would definitely recommend it to those seeking out original and even mythical takes on the horror genre, this was just a one and done deal for me personally.

It's silly, ridiculous, incoherent, and they somehow also managed to make the fact that a chick has teeth in her snatch boring. How the hell did they do that??? I've seen some really bad movies and you can usually at least laugh at the bad acting or lack of story but this is just complete nonsense. Avoid it.

I saw this film with my girlfriends, and I won't lie, at some points it was shockingly hot! I mean, the fact that EVERYBODY wanted to f@ck this young lady was disturbing, cause she is not even thaaat sexy. Even a doctor tried to penetrate her, and I was like, what the f@ck did I just watch? But when she started to rip off all those penises, I envied her, truly and deeply. I thought, OMG, she has more power than the charmed ones. Well, to some of you it'll be just another mediocre movie, to me it was a hidden masterpiece, funny and disgusting enough to make me want to see the end. the acting was not so good, I mean, the script was so challenging, and I'd expect better performances from the actors, but at least they weren't sucky... So if you desire a dark comedy, with amputated men and a little bit of paranoia about religion (whitch I forgot to mention!) watch TEETH.

This is probably the worst film ever it so moronic and lame I would rather have gotten humbled by the iron sheik and still make a more productive use of my time than watching this movie.The Story- a girl who has a killer vagina and a creepy sex pervert brother. (Wow great Idea) The Acting - is so horrible I have seen better acting in an epileptic whorehouse than this movie. The main actress is horrifyingly bad most of these actors could be replaced by porn stars and midgets and have it be better than the scummy acting we got.The Directing- The only redeemable thing is the film is shot properly but what kind of director would really want this on their resume with this B.S. premise and preposterousity.The Ending - Ridiculous and dumb enough said The Entertainment Value - Non Existent Final Thoughts - Probably would've made a better porno than a feature film with a wasted budget.