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A Masterpiece!

It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.

Mickey Rourke and Don Johnson are the title characters, an outlaw biker and former rodeo cowboy, respectively. Harley rides his bike back to L.A. in a slightly "futuristic" year (1996) to hook up with old pals such as Marlboro, Jimmy (Giancarlo Esposito), Jose (Eloy Casados), Jack (wrestler Big John Studd), and their father figure (Julius Harris), who runs the Rock 'n' Roll Bar and Grill. It's about to be foreclosed by a greedy bank, so Harley gets the bright idea to hold up that same bank for the money. However, the take is not money but a new street drug, "Crystal Dream". Harley and Marlboro must spend the rest of the movie dodging persistent muscle men who represent the villain, Chance Wilder (Tom Sizemore).This movie is not so much blatant product placement (as the opening text tells us), as it is a fairly goofy, mildly amusing action thriller. There's nothing special here, but the pace, the costumes (dig those bulletproof overcoats on the thugs), the soundtrack, the solid supporting cast, and the rapport between Rourke and Johnson make it all watchable enough. Screenwriter Don Michael Paul does give our two leads some good character defining moments, as well as a romantic angle as Marlboro realizes that he's about to lose his girlfriend Virginia Slim (Chelsea Field) for good. Although this movie does get grim and pretty violent, it's still not something to take all that seriously. It sure as Hell doesn't worry about things such as credibility.Field at least has some material to work with, but the other super sexy ladies present (Vanessa Williams, Tia Carrere, and Kelly Hu) barely get anything to do. The cast also includes familiar faces such as Daniel Baldwin (as the primary henchman), Robert Ginty, Branscombe Richmond, and Sven-Ole Thorsen, with old pro Harris standing out. Sizemore is okay, but his bad guy role lacks any sort of personality or real threat. One funny touch is that Rourkes' Harley is NO good with a gun.Unmemorable, but it's decent brainless fun for 99 minutes.Six out of 10.

The film is not good. Harley takes 47.75 minutes to reload a six shot revolver and keeps shaking the darn thing around. Don Johnson has shown me who Mathew McChounahay or however the hell you spell his name truly wants to be. Baldwin's acting in the sketchy somehow magically bulletproof pervert flasher style trench coat is horrendous. This movie I watched as a comedy it was horrible and actually ticked me off while I was watching it. If you would like to ruin somebodies day than please have them watch this. I was excited because I love older movies but I have no interest in this one. I am writing this last line because I needed more text. -Enjoythe movie :)

It has been reported that Mickey Rourke stated that he did this movie for the money, and it certainly says a lot about this movie. This was a very unlikeable movie and despite not having seen this rubbish in over 20 years, I have never forgotten how bad the movie was.Mickey Rourke and Don Johnson play (and infamously named) Harley Davidson, and The Marlboro Man, two unlikeable losers who set out to save their friend's bar by robbing banks and armoured cars, and also uncover the fictional drug named "Crystal Dream". Are you serious? Is somebody having a laugh? Come on, surely you can do better than that! Was this meant to be some sort of comedy? No. Is this just a rough and tumble action movie? Meant to be. Does it fail? In every way, yes. The dialogue is atrocious, and all the action scenes are poorly executed and unrealistic.I have nothing against Mickey Rourke and Don Johnson, but I wish that they could have teamed up in a better movie. It's good to see Mickey Rourke have his career resurrected after the success of the critically acclaimed 2008 movie The Wrestler for which he was deservedly nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actor. Don Johnson, famously known for his role in Miami Vice, enjoyed success with the TV show Nash Bridges in the late 90's before popping up here and there with lesser known movies and TV shoes and small roles in such movies as Machete (2010) and Django Unchained (2013).Keep an eye out for Tom Sizemore (Heat, Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down), Vanessa Williams (Eraser, TV's Ugly Betty), Tia Carrere (True Lies) and Giancarlo Esposito (Gus Fring in Breaking Bad) in small roles.It was no surprise this was a critical and box office failure back in 1991, although this has since become a cult classic following its release to home video. You may either like this movie or you won't like it. I certainly have never forgotten how unlikeable this movie was, and this is one movie I won't give a second thought to watching again.1/10.

Don Johnson steals this movie. I suspect one can use that statement as a barometer for gauging their interest in this particular film (no disrespect intended, Mr. Johnson).Mickey Rourke and Don Johnson star as the titular characters, respectively. When their favorite bar comes under threat of foreclosure, the two cowboys hatch a scheme to rob the bank for the $2.5 million needed for the lease renewal. But instead of money, the truck is carrying Crystal Dream - a high-potency drug of the future. Harley and Marlboro run into more trouble when the owner of the bank (bad-guy-for-hire Tom Sizemore) sends gunmen (led by the bored Daniel Baldwin) to recover his stolen drugs.Essentially a modern re-telling of "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid", "Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man" takes place (primarily) in a not-too-distant future Los Angeles (5 years, to be exact), where hit men wear Kevlar trenchcoats, cars have barcode license plates, and the city of Burbank is an international airport.The film has the look and feel of your average early '90s action movie, although said action proceeds in fits and starts. And it doesn't help matters that the villains don't seem very threatening. I think this is where the film suffers most from a lackluster script. Tom Sizemore is fantastic at playing annoyed, but doesn't go any further than that. And Daniel Baldwin is just a stalking robot with a big gun, but his glassy-eyed stare gives the impression that he'd rather be somewhere else. Mickey Rourke has the same problem. It's my understanding that Rourke took the role for the money (and now regrets that decision) ... and it shows. Rourke's just going through the motions here. Any camaraderie that the lead characters are supposed to have suffers for this reason. Don Johnson's the only one having any fun here. He's the charming of the two, invests some energy into his character and he tends to steal every one of his scenes because of it. Indeed, Johnson ends up looking like the only one who cares about what is otherwise just a "paycheck movie". Still, the film retains a certain watchability. I still can't put my finger on why, but for a film that, on its surface, seems like a disposable affair, I still wouldn't mind sitting through it again. Mostly for Don Johnson.6.5/10