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Lack of good storyline.

While it is a pity that the story wasn't told with more visual finesse, this is trivial compared to our real-world problems. It takes a good movie to put that into perspective.

This is ultimately a movie about the very bad things that can happen when we don't address our unease, when we just try to brush it off, whether that's to fit in or to preserve our self-image.

Strong acting helps the film overcome an uncertain premise and create characters that hold our attention absolutely.

I was just kidding in my summary. I do question people's state of mind, if they do like this movie, though. You know what the sad thing is? I actually like Steven Seagal when he tries. He'll never be considered a great actor, but he was one of my favorite action heroes growing up. He had charisma in spades, and a huge mean streak in his fights. Those days appear to be long gone, so Seagal makes unwatchable, STD garbage like this. This is his worst STD film. That dubious honor is saying a lot, because of the stinkers he puts out these days. The plot is a convoluted mess, which makes little to no sense. It's got some weird alien like creatures in it, that aren't even remotely menacing These creatures happen to have these laughable looking retractable blades of sorts. It's all done with minimal effort. There is even a soft-core porn sequence involving a girl and two guys. They briefly flirt, before she slashes them to bits. This movie is extremely talky, and excruciatingly boring. It's very hard to pay attention at times, because there are so many talky scenes, with uninteresting dialogue. When an action scene does commence, it's not pretty to watch. It has some cheap explosions, and some mundane fight sequences, which you can't see well at times, because it's so dark. Steven Seagal is god-awful. He's not as overweight as he appears in some others, but that doesn't excuse his lethargic performance. He walks around with his hand in his pockets, delivering his dialogue with no emotion what so ever, and he almost seems to be annoyed to be in this film to begin with. There is one scene where he says "You're really pissi******ng me off" he says it with a whisper, and with little emotion as possible. He waves his hands around while people come at him in fight scenes to block attacks, and doesn't do much in the way of ass kicking. He is also dubbed in certain scenes. If Steven Seagal doesn't care, why should you? I realize he's not a young man anymore, but at least put in some effort. This movie is good for something, though. If you're out of toilet paper, it's good to wipe your ass with. If you need a coaster, the DVD will be a suitable replacement. Think of that, if you're tempted to chuck this out onto the street. In all seriousness there is not much Seagal can do to placate the anger I have for wasting his talents in dreck like this. Why can't there be a zero rating for movies?!DUD

This was an average movie made WORSE by post production editing. I stayed up late to watch this but I should have gone to bed !! The "voice" double had the effect of distracting me from some of the other mistakes seen by other reviewers. Like the Stone angel waving in the breeze and the wound on the last baddie changing direction. Sorry Steven must do better. But I do accept that whoever decided to post produce this is mainly to blame. I thought the action was lack lustre as it was mainly gun play. I preferred the earlier films that showed Steven's Akido skills. I would suggest that Steven makes sure that there is provision in his future contracts to veto this type of post production hatchet job. The post production team deserve to be censured for this awful effort. They took a bad film and made it worse.

So to continue my mammoth Seagal season I just finished watching 2006′s direct-to-DVD Attack Force. I IMDb'd the flick before watching to see what I'm in for and was greeted with a measly 2.4 rating. I thought to myself "it can't be that bad, I love terrible movies anyway!" I was, on the whole, wrong.The premise is good, it's an atypical Seagal revenge flick full of dead bad guys, bullets and blood. Everything I look for in a movie but the narrative, production and overall execution was the worse I can ever remember seeing!There are numerous times in which Seagal gets his voice dubbed by someone that sounds nothing at all like him for no apparent reason. I'd suggest it's poor recording equipment or a crap editing. Other flaws include very obvious set decoration, stones moving in the breeze by the wind, **ahem polystyrene**, stunt doubles of a different ethnic background and the aforementioned atrocious post production work. The editor needs to be shot!Seagal was actually OK to be honest, no Oscar winning performance but conventional and entertaining. I don't like bad mouthing Seagal but if I were his Steamroller Productuons team I'd have pulled this off of the shelves years ago.I gave it a 3 out of 10 and would only recommend watching this if the only thing on TV is X- Factor, otherwise give it a miss.

I feel blessed to own what is known as the worst Steven Seagal movie ever made. I knew I was on to something special when Steven opened his mouth and someone else's voice came out. By the middle of the film my eyes were beginning to hurt and I was almost falling out of my chair with uncontrollable laughter.Steven is Steven (with an ever changing voice) and totally unbelievable in his role (as always). Who the hell lets people with bad nappy-hair pony tail mullets into the Forces anyway? He also always writes himself into totally unbelievable love interests with women at least 20 years his junior. The supporting actors all look like they've been shot in the dark - btw, did they shoot this movie in the dark with just a penlight torch for lighting? This is truly abominable in every way possible. Invite all your friends around and make a social event out of it - this one's truly special.