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Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold
Among the finalists for "Centerfold Of The Year" are Angel and her spiteful rival Betty. However, no one is aware of Angel's involvement in a secret medical beauty enhancement program headed by Dr. Lindstrom. Desperate to win, Angel overdoses on Lindstrom's formula, with disastrous results. Soon she has grown to monstrous but shapely proportions, causing all sorts of complications, the most dangerous being Betty's jealousy of Angel's new-found attention. Betty discovers Angel's secret and takes the formula herself, causing her to grow into an equally gorgeous giant. As the girls battle it out on Hollywood Blvd., Dr. Lindstrom races to find an antidote.
Release : | 1995 |
Rating : | 4 |
Studio : | Concorde-New Horizons, American Independent Productions, |
Crew : | Director of Photography, First Assistant Camera, |
Cast : | Ted Monte Raelyn Saalman Tammy Parks Tim Abell John Henry Richardson |
Genre : | Comedy Science Fiction |
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I like the storyline of this show,it attract me so much
Fresh and Exciting
The film may be flawed, but its message is not.
It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.
This movie involves beautiful women I admire them. Even I think Charlize Theron; Renee Zellweger; Amanda Detmer or Kirsten Dunst should replace J.J. North because they are famous movie stars would be good for the movie. This is better than the original and remake of Attack of the 50 foot Woman. I give this movie a lucky seven because it is the kind of movie I want to watch. Who thought this is a terrible movie? Not to me for any reason. Even Claire Danes and Jessica Biel would also play great centrefolds and not Daryl Hannah. This movie is not bad at all to me. It would be nice if it was re release back in the theatres because I want this movie to be as profitable as possible.
Roger Corman produced, Fred Olen Ray directed, and it stars a trio of centerfolds. One look at the cover and you should know what you're in for. Its stupid, silly, hokey, sexy, and a pretty fun time for fans of late vintage, middlebrow T&A farce. The girls are hot, (two of them immaculate), frequently topless, and the whole affair is very straightforward, Joe Bob Briggs-style, drive-in camp. There is a bit of the forced campy acting that I don't like, but the majority of the time, the cast are taking their roles seriously, (to the best of their abilities, anyway), which adds a level of charm that is often lacking in these kind of movies. The effects are silly, but decent enough to escape unintentional laughability. I wouldn't go so far as calling this movie a gem, but it is above-average for its genre, as far as overall watchability goes. If you used to enjoy "Joe Bob's Drive-in Theater," this movie is a decent throwback. The whole premise is actually strangely hot, don't you think? I mean, she's a whole lot of centerfold up there! 2.5 stars.
SOME SPOILERS INVOLVED AS A WARNING: I knew when I first rented this movie that this movie would be crossing risky ground from the original Allison Hayes/Dorothy Provine/Joy Harmon material, but I never suspected anything could degrade this low. Darryl Hannah's horrendous remake seems grand compared this tripe. Primarily made just for J.J. North and her cronies to flash their breasts every ten minutes; I don't even think any of them are that attractive. This exploitive piece of tripe is full of bad jokes, bad stereotypes and a ridiculous script. The second the redhead got as big as North,the movie went from bad to worst. This movie should be taken out of your video store's sci-fi area and put in the naughty room in back... or better yet, in the dumpster. Tommy Kirk is back from "Village of the Giants" and Russ Tamblyn from "The Haunting" are along for cameos along with horror craven Forrest Ackerman, but the amount of swearing and sexual innuendo in this is enough to make you want to vomit. Three out of ten stars,but even then,I'm in a generous mood.
"Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold" takes an already cheesy original, "Attack of the 50 foot Woman" and makes it cheesier! But it does so in such an engagingly cornball manner that you can't help but smile even as you groan at the inane plot and low rent special effects.The cast are all from the "golly, gosh" school of acting. They know full well they won't be up for Oscars so they lay it on shamelessly. There's an affectionate parody of Hugh Hefner. In a cute touch Michelle Bauer, who has stripped in dozens of b-flicks, plays a fully clothed science researcher. Lead actress JJ North and her fellow ingenues are amply endowed but the nudity, toplessness actually, isn't raunchy. They're too busy hamming it up to heat it up. There's not all that much nudity in the film, so don't expect a flesh parade.Not worth buying, but a good weekly rental.