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Excellent, Without a doubt!!

The movie's neither hopeful in contrived ways, nor hopeless in different contrived ways. Somehow it manages to be wonderful

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

There are many films out there that stink to high heaven but which still manage to redeem themselves somewhat by providing unintentional giggles along the way; Demon Cop, however, is such an amateurish mass of excrement that it is not even good for a few laughs.A jumbled mess of terribly written, badly acted, crudely lit, poorly framed scenes, seemingly edited together completely at random, this rancid garbage from the multi-talentless Rocco Karega (failed actor turned failed writer and failed director) must surely qualify as one of the worst movies in the history of horror.The film opens at the Ravenwood Asylum for the Criminally Insane, where we are greeted with a cheery 'Hello' by Cameron 'Will Act For Food' Mitchell, who informs us that he is not a patient at the institution, but the doctor. The doc then proceeds to ramble inanely for a couple of minutes about the 'files of the damned' and Edgar Allen Poe, making us wonder if he might be a patient after all, before recounting the details of one particular case, that of a poor soul infected by a 500 year old demon that can be transmitted through blood...What follows is some of the most incoherent trash ever committed to film, featuring a monster with gag-shop plastic teeth and scary hands made from rubber gloves, 'actors' who frequently fluff their lines (but who soldier on regardless hoping that no-one has noticed), baffling shots that linger interminably on eyes, feet or the backs of heads, while the characters spout lengthy chunks of meaningless dialogue, and some of the most unconvincing reaction shots you are ever likely to see.By the time Cameron Mitchell reappears at the end to wrap things up (and presumably to collect his payment—after all, a man's got to eat!), there's a good chance that you'll either be sound asleep or checking into the nearest asylum yourself.

One night on an independent channel famous for showing off-the-wall films was aired this monstrosity. Though tempted to turn it off, we watched it to the bitter end, hoping to see some semblance of redeeming value. Alas, there was none. Absolutely nothing. The film quality was cheap; the soundtrack was muddy; the editing was ridiculous. Then again, there was precious little to salvage. After a few minutes of Cameron Mitchell's doctor character narrating about some patient of his, the viewer is tortured by no plot, pathetic writing, abysmally terrible acting, and an utter lack of cohesion and continuity. The rotting cherry on top of this fetid mess was the most horrendous "special effects" and "makeup" to ever disgrace the screen, even for television. The main character stumbles through his role in a dimestore rubber mask and a pair of dishwashing gloves which appear to have been dipped in glue and rolled in beads. Perhaps the poor lighting and gag-worthy film quality were attempting to cover up how bad-to-the-tenth-power the makeup was. One can only hope that at least one deliberate decision was made in the course of this hopelessly amateurish video. Seriously, a handful of three-year-old kids could've produced a better project. At the end, poor Mr. Mitchell returns (how desperate he must've been for money!) and drones out some nonsense that's supposed to connect this pile of crap with the AIDS epidemic. Please spare you and your loved ones the inhuman cruelty of sitting through this. It was so bad, even Mystery Science Theater 3000 couldn't have salvaged it.

As I was flipping through the channel I came to a channel 124. It is an urban channel. I saw this movie on and decided to give it a try. I almost became a mass murderer due to this film. I have done home movies and they are oscar quality compared to this huge mass of Dookie. The lighting was terrible and the acting was absolutely unrelentlessly bad. I would rather watch Star Crystal....... Holy cow maybe that is not a good example. The main question I have about this film is... Was it to be a morality film? the reason why I ask is because ther was one line where this lady in a wheelchair says " I would have been another gang statistic" Oh my head is starting to hurt. After hearing that line I went into the kitchen and pulled out a knife ready to stab anyone who dared watch this movie. But some sense kicked in and I just changed the channel to watch the man with the afro paint. Well that is all I have to say about this movie. If you want to endure this pain go ahead but not recommended for those with short fuses or a bad case of tourettes

I challenge anyone to show me a worse film than Rocco Karega's absolutely woeful attempt at horror in "Demon Cop." This film is so drenched in mediocrity that I just don't know where to begin. In fact, it's only possible to sit through this attrocity because you spend your 90 or so minutes trying to comprehend how this film ever made it anywhere beyond the poor quality camera is was shot on. A warning to readers. If you are looking forward to seeing this film, do not read on. No doubt your excitement will be completely shattered. I wish I could say that this review has plot spoilers. But seeing as there is no plot, you have nothing to fear.I just cannot believe that the people involved with this film were serious about the project. Tragically though, it appears that they were. The opening of the film is the best indicator of the plot. It begins with a sort of soliloquy from a man who is involved with an asylum and assures us that he is "not a patient, I'm the doctor." It's a good thing he told us, because the big wooden desk and his white lab coat really weren't enough. In between asking pointless rhetorical questions of the audience, it is vaguely conveyed that we are about to witness the story of one of his patients. Next we cut to a man running in the darkness, then an ugly head (this is the Demon Cop, in a shot that is re-used a number of times), then a shot of a man peeling something off a dead body before smelling it and making what can only be described as a ridiculous expression. I say that this indicates the plot because, as you can gather, it makes no sense whatsoever.Perhaps nothing characterises "Demon Cop" more than the disgracefully appalling performances of the actors. There is a woman in a wheelchair whose bland delivery of her many boring lines would put an insomniac to sleep. Then there is the German character "Bloodhound" who spends a good 5 minutes or so dictating into a tape recorder. Not only are these two actors horribly monotonous, but they actually fluff many of their lines. Yes, I'm serious, there are a myriad of muck-ups that were not corrected and remain in the film. However nothing comes close to the insanely ludicrous pair of detectives who are on Demon Cop's case. One guy reminds you of a drunken hunchback as he tries and fails to scale a 2m high fence, whilst the other could not have chosen a more bizarre stance from which to fire his gun.But despite all these flaws, "Demon Cop" actually does end up being somewhat of a quality film. No, not really, I'm just trying to lighten the mood. There's the Demon Cop costume, which (thanks to some poorly shot close-ups) we can see consists of painted rubber dish gloves for his hands and some painted boots to appear as his feet. What else is just plain stupid about this film? A woman unloads a full clip of an automatic rifle into Demon Cop and it does not affect him. However later when one of the detectives fires a single shot at him, he stumbles backwards holding his shoulder. There is a shot of a thug with a baseball bat hitting demon cop with it, yet he does so with a force that would not trouble a thin layer of rice paper. A woman screams only when Demon Cop is shot at. Seemingly she is quite content to have an ugly demon over her back fence, yet is only upset by gunfire. The wheelchair woman shoots Demon Cop with a laser gun. How fortunate she was that Rocco Karega decided it was appropriate to incorporate star wars style technology in a film about a small town in America in the 80's. To top it all off, the scripting is far worse than anything I've ever witnessed. Example. In a scene in which the two detectives try to put together the clues they have so far, one detective mentions the German character and gleefully exclaims "Oh yeah, and I found out his name isn't really Bloodhound!" Amazing. Then there is the extended monologue of "Demon Cop," delivered in the ridiculous voice of the character that one can only liken to that of the Cookie Monster. It contains such insightful dialogue as "I'll be elsewhere, not here, not with you, but somewhere." Please.There are so many more terrible things about this film, but it's just so painful that I can't go on. I'm also running out of synonyms for "terrible." If you do actually sit down to watch it(and believe me, you WILL need to sit down), you will find yourself in tears of laughter as well as tears of anguish. It really is a fine line between pleasure and pain.If there is one good thing you can take out of this film, it's that now you will certainly have a quick and ready answer when asked "What's the worst film you've ever seen?" Other than that, I want my 90 minutes back.Oh yeah, and whoever was responsible for actually distributing this attrocity should be arrested.