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Pretty Good

It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.

The plot isn't so bad, but the pace of storytelling is too slow which makes people bored. Certain moments are so obvious and unnecessary for the main plot. I would've fast-forwarded those moments if it was an online streaming. The ending looks like implying a sequel, not sure if this movie will get one

The film's masterful storytelling did its job. The message was clear. No need to overdo.

This movie is a lot better, both in production values and entertainment value, than I dared to expect.First of all, the movie does not take itself seriously at all. Going into that with this mindset, you can just enjoy the ride.Secondly, the movie works nudity into the plot in a way that makes the excessive female nudity seem plausible, which I can totally appreciate.Thirdly, well, the movie is just fun. A few things work differently in the movie world than in the real world, but it is consistent. Plot holes are minor and can be forgiven for the sheer about of entertainment they produce.I would warn people that this is not for "serious" watchers who want something that would work in real life, or what something which is politically correct, or reflecting reality.If you think more towards "Deadpool" (a fun time) than "Hard Boiled" (a serious time) ... but actually, this movie is more out of reality than I expected.No hints at all as to the plot in this one, just watch it for fun and you'll have a 10/10 time.Overall due to a few minor things I'd rate it 9/10 overall as a movie.Grade: A.

Honestly though, if you like semi-funny sight gags and disinterested actors portraying zombies and teenage whores and stereotypical portrayals of nerds, pot head burnouts, space travel, scientific rhetoric, sororities, fraternities, and college life in general...then this film may interest you. Do you like fake blood lots of gratuitous naked girls 18-23... Then this is the flick for you.Do you want to wonder if something may be seriously wrong with movie studios who make films of this caliber...This could be the film you want to watch.

The good news is, The Coed and the Zombie Stoner is not an irredeemable movie by all means. It at least knows what it is and what it's trying to do and be, which is always a good thing after seeing many movies recently that don't. It's very silly, but there is a simple sense of fun and charm when it doesn't get too random, at least there aren't any awkward tone shifts or a completely-different-movie feel. There were some fairly neat touches, notably the 28 Days Earlier on-screen caption(not an original one but will raise a smile) and one external review talks of Rigo's hand wiggling reminding them of Wallace and Gromit and I agree with that. Grant O'Connell is engaging and pretty likable, the best actor in the cast and Rigo is the only character we get close to caring for. The production values are not great, neither are they amateurish. Coed and the Zombie Stoner does have its fair share of problems. A lot of the script apart from some endearingly silly parts does feel and sound like a rough draft and really could have done with a few more re-writes. The story gets off to a very slow and dull first 15 minutes and while the pace picks up and there are signs of a story(and one that feels like the movie knows who it's aimed at) the structure often does feel too random and chaotic, with its fair share of repetition too; there is also some inoffensive nudity and the like that wasn't cheap as such but you did wish they toned down a bit. Apart from O'Connell the acting while eager does scream of inexperience, Catherine Annette is a very pretty girl but her constant talking/yapping got very annoying after a while. And of the characters the only one that is close to being developed is Rigo, most of them were very cardboard and others like Chrissy got on my nerves. The direction also shows some inexperience but there were glimpses of potential so it was not a hack job. The music has some nice moments but was a bit too constant and repetitive in other spots. Overall, neither a good or terrible movie, aspects are lame while other aspects were reasonable. 5/10, though in honesty the movie was not an easy one to rate without being too harsh or generous. Bethany Cox

I am a lover of horror movies. When the movie has horror like elements plus comedy I am tickled. The Coed and Zombie Stoner is full of action and witty one liners. The cast, story line, and gore will keep anyone hooked from the first scene. I would recommend this movie to anyone who wants entertained for 90 minutes non stop. It really is a treat. The screenplay writer definitely has a sense of humor all his own. The tampon scene is PRICELESS!!There were so many scenes where you would roll on the floor laughing. I loved how the movie had a different spin on zombies. You really root for the Coed and the Zombie Stoner. The movie really takes you through many emotions. I am so happy I came across this flick. It's a must see.