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Excellent, Without a doubt!!

Bad Acting and worse Bad Screenplay

One of the worst ways to make a cult movie is to set out to make a cult movie.

There are moments that feel comical, some horrific, and some downright inspiring but the tonal shifts hardly matter as the end results come to a film that's perfect for this time.

100 MILLION BC is one of the very worst films I've seen The Asylum put their name to. It's as bad as that SHERLOCK HOLMES film they made with monsters and the like. The story has a badly-acting group of marines heading back to prehistoric times to catch some dinosaurs. They manage to bring one back to the present, but it escapes and goes on a rampage. The whole film is an odyssey is terrible performances mixed with equally terrible CGI dinosaur effects which are even worse than the ones in that BBC series WALKING WITH DINOSAURS. The slow pace means that the film just goes on and on with no end in sight until most sane viewers will be tearing their hair out at the inanity of it all.

This film has nothing positive to say about it so I will be honest in telling you that if I told you that the plot had been thrown together by a mentally challenged six year old, you'd probably believe me. I challenge anybody to find a worse film than this one. The plot was terrible, the special effects were amateur and unrealistic at best and the acting was also weak. This film is a complete waste of the viewers time, money and energy as it is about as exciting as watching paint dry. Overall this unconvincing, mind-numbingly awful piece of rubbish hold its title as the worst film I have ever seen. Im not just being a 'hater', this film really is that bad.

There are absolutely no redeeming qualities about this movie. Some movies are so bad they just become hilarious, intended or not. But this film is just very annoying, unappealing and HIGHLY disrespectful to ALL military personnel in the way it depicts the actions of the "Navy SEALS" in the movie. 1. No military force would ever go into a very open, large area with MP-5 submachine guns. ESPECIALLY in this case, where their targets are f*cking dinosaurs for god sakes. 2. No Navy SEAL team, nor most military soldiers for that matter, would bitch, moan, cry and whimper when they something move in the distance. 3. No disciplined soldier would shoot randomly, without orders, for no reason, at something moving in the distance, and also not face severe disciplinary consequences for doing so. 4. No SEAL team goes into an operation with NOTHING but standard army camouflage, a submachine gun and a side arm. They didn't have medical supplies, travelling gear, food, radio communication, armor, or ANY provisions. 5. A navy SEAL not intending to blend in to civilian society would never have a thick mustache, long bushy sideburns or gelled spiky hair. Ridiculous.Aside from the above, this incredibly atrocious movie has the some of the worst CGI to date, some of the worst acting you will ever see, unbearable characters who you want to get eaten, and a godawful script.

This is why our economy is in the toilet; because people like Griff Hurst, weird first name by the way (the director of this movie in case you didn't know) are making these stupid, pointless, terrible, bad acting movies that are created by these people who you would expect from people with brain tumors.So basically in mid 20th century or something a group of scientists were experimenting with invisibility, but what happened is the machine sent them back in time. Now, you'd expect the people building this thing to be smart know what they're doing. OK, invisiblity has nothing to do with time travel. How the hell do you build something to make you invisible end up sending you back in time. "Oh there's the problem, the red wire isn't connected to the blue wire. Of course, we forgot to connect them and the invisibility machine turned into a time machine. We should of double checked." OK so anyway, 50 years later they decide to actually go back in time. And again they go to 100 million BC the time where dinosaurs aren't little plastic toys. No they will eat you.So they come back to current time whenever that is, and somehow there was a T-rex right next to them when they came back and now there's a T-rex in the 21st century.At that point I stopped watching the movie because well the movie was so bad that my brain will explode in a pink mist. But my guess on how it will end is either the old fashion America style way by having tank or an air force plane and blowing the dinosaur up or the corny way in which the scientists argue that they need to send it back in time to restore natural order.Now what would make this movie a little better is if all the dinosaurs were brought back and it was a fight for survival and the US army had to take down like 1000 dinosaurs. That would make the film more actiony. But with only one dinosaur it's like killing a person with a gun, just with a much bigger gun which is very easy to get.I have to say that this movie would look better in a donkey's ass than in my DVD player. So please, for the love of god do not see this movie. But for whatever reason you do, please shoot it after or better yet while you're watching it. I can't stress this enough.