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i must have seen a different film!!

Absolutely Fantastic

The story, direction, characters, and writing/dialogue is akin to taking a tranquilizer shot to the neck, but everything else was so well done.

Add soccer Moms in various suits, Guys who should work in DIY stores, also in various suits, and shaky camera - (it adds a sense of 'urgency', don't ya know ?) - along with college kid production values.. this is typical daytime TV crud that here, in the UK at least, is screened on the 'Horror channel' and the Horror i assume, is that anyone is expected to enjoy it.Its a mess, obvious cliché's ... dumb plot, and lines delivered with such feeling and believability that you'd be excused for thinking you're watching, er, daytime TV. Not that evening TV is much better however. but i digress.Yup, the special effects are 'special' well .. compared to a mid 1990s PC screen saver they are. I think most Movies, either big budget Hollywood ones, or crap like this, are pretty vacuous nowadays, pandering to the lowest common denominator, quick jump scenes, meaningful glances (or face acting) strong Women and stupid Men, a disgraced underdog and their ultimate redemption, a bit of love interest, a wood panelled station wagon, a crazy Guy who was right all the time, some slightly mischievous teenagers, an old bloke who is evil/wrong and later comes 'round, some flashing lights, lots of PC screens, a vital upload/download and some people running across what appears to be an empty car park, and the climax or reveal towards the movie and the inevitable race or tension towards the end.I might as well copy / paste that above paragraph into 99% of movies on this Horror TV channel. Things i learnt: Science is still using valve electronics ? (tubes for our North American readers) in 2011, 1990's modem sounds are still considered fascinating.FRS (PMR 446) walkie-talkies go for absolutely miles and miles..The 'actors' have just come from the hairdressersIts Canadian and they use a garden shed for their spacecraft internal scenes with 1960s 'Star Trek' noisesdry ice is still funcut scenes from a old video game also double-up as space action sequences.having one facial expression is considered acting (the Guy who looks like a insurance salesman)Movie's inspired by a mid 90s screen saver should have a disclaimer at the start of the film stating such.i'm getting a bit bored typing this now, but i will just ask, who was this movie made for ? my guess either the tin-foil hat Art Bell brigade who wouldn't know the difference between CGI and reality or someone who just happens to be about 6 years old. That's it. expect more of the same, and expect the actors to be doing a stint on infomercials in the very near future.. unless the 20 year old tech they're using breaks first..

I couldn't believe that they didn't have Bruce Willis in it to save the planet. and as for the lead actors fantastic rubber faced expressions 10 out of 10 but the film was pretty awful. I think I could write a better script than that. Is the Director serious? I actually thought the cars were a bit old for the modern devices that are in outer space. and I didn't know that you could repair an integrated circuit with a bog standard soldering iron bought out of a Tandy/Maplins store amazing, I'll have to try that one. The Music was pretty bad too. Hey Ho I couldn't believe that Penelope Pitstop didn't have a cameo appearance in this seeming take off of wacky races. They also changed the Title to "Collision Earth (2012)" for the UK viewers what is so special about 2012 that this couldn't be done in 2011.

Who paid for the making of this ? I bet they are seriously ticked off now!!!!!!!! On almost every level this movie was a disgrace and a shameful attempt at making a film. The acting was so below par that even if they had put paper bags over their collective heads and we were not privy to their facial expressions we would still be throwing up. So the sun turned into a magnetar for a split second??? Yah, right and I just turned into a turnip for a few seconds - gasp, sigh disbelief. The other aspect is the poor graphics. I mean even a first year #d animation student would get the shadow right below and object on the ground. Not so here people. The scenes in the cockpit were in comparison brilliant and they were pretty poor indeed. OK Do not watch this film - it is a danger to your intelligence.

I usually make an effort to be fair with ratings, review writing and summaries, but I make exceptions that are so bad they make me angry instead of laughing about how awful it is. Collission Earth isn't perhaps the very worst of SyFy's movies, but I do think it is down there as one of their worst. Some of their awful movies, and in all honesty it's too many to count, do have some novelty value, but Collission Earth doesn't even have that.Visuals: Not the worst asset, but that doesn't mean they're good. The scenery is shot in a dull look, and the editing is haphazard in alternative to slick and efficient. The special effects are simply put, bad, fake rather than realistic and cheap rather than lavish. Again like I have said a few times, I get that it's low budget, but that still doesn't excuse not putting enough effort(or I don't think so anyway) into them.Music: Nothing special. Forgettable and sometimes overbearing, with tempos and rhythms that actually feel as though they alone are slowing the film down.Script: Quite possibly the worst asset. So much cheese in the dialogue that even the biggest burger bap wouldn't cover it, and aimless exposition that not just slows the film down but has you reaching for the remote. That's not all. Like Earth's Final Hours and SyFy movies with numbers in front(2012: Supernova), Collission Earth is full of scientific errors. Scientific errors so vast and so inexcusable(detailed brilliantly in one of the previous reviews) that even the worst scientist in the world would fall into a coma thinking about them.Story: Almost as bad. Sluggishly paced, full of clichéd situations and hopelessly predictable in that you do have a pretty good idea what is going to happen next.Characters: So bland that by halfway through I still didn't care a tuppence about them. Also not that much different than the typical stereotype that litter and in most instances plague SyFy's resume.Acting: Nobody seems to be really involved. Even when somebody tries to bring some life(and you'd be lucky to find even that), it feels overdone and unnatural.Overall, a terrible movie and intelligence- insulting. 0.5-1/10 Bethany Cox