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As Good As It Gets

It's fun, it's light, [but] it has a hard time when its tries to get heavy.

By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.

The acting in this movie is really good.

Exclelent movie because i could not understand it's complex themes and overarcin g plots with good characters my favorite is gurgling sock puppoet and how he carried the movie with spectacualer performance by john anyway i thought the spescial affects were pretty alright however i did not appreciate how the dinosaurs weer always chewing gum :( not good for the teeth and could send a bad message to yte youth, overall this movie was pretty okay, i cannot wait nfor the sequel cheers :)

Actium Maximus will be my first review because it's the film that led me to IMDb to begin with... I found this movie so uniquely bizarre that I was curious to see other's thoughts, and kept coming back to IMDb ever since. Reviews I've read here and on various blogs have led to many a belly-laugh, even if their words were cruel and at the expense of a movie that I happen to like a lot! Consider the title of one of the other reviews here: "This Movie Is Distilled Pain"! It cracks me up every time- it's funny how the negative reviews often contain plenty of humor while the good reviews rarely do. However, another reviewer also gets props for acknowledging that there are in fact people out there who can totally dig a film like this... I am one of those people and finally made an account at IMDb in part to defend 'Actium Maximus'!First let me say that I fully understand the faults people list with this movie: The spoiler is that there is no spoiler- you watch the entire film to get a sudden "To be continued..." What?? Why wasn't I warned on the box that there's no ending! Then there is no plot beyond the basic setup: On a planet in some galaxy a box-thing rules with an iron fist and the populace is kept distracted with fights involving different races of "dinosaurs". Creatures called Laffrodites protest and wage guerrilla wars against the dictator. That's pretty much it. Another clear fault here is that there is no protagonist- the main character (played by writer/director Mark Hicks) Jaciniun Axcesun- the only human character in the film besides his female assistant Pratalls- is just a lackey for the Grand Automaton. The only good guys, the oppressed Laffrodites, are just ginseng roots that don't speak... even if there were scenes with rebel leader Arch Briton Sustinuce, he has no face or voice so we would not really be able to relate to him beyond his plight. Then there are the effects which come off as a mix of low budget effects from the 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's when they are in fact from the 2000's! Finally a critical flaw: The dinosaurs never fight! They walk around or bob up and down with gore in their mouths, but we never actually see the action PROMISED IN THE MOVIE'S TITLE! Those are probably the main ailments here. Ah, let's not forget that when Jaciniun visits the "dinosaur holding pens" you can actually see monkeys swinging on poles in the background and realize they shot this scene at the zoo!The good: Honestly this is not a film I would ever put on with some guests to watch during prime time, unless it's just one other person and you've both been smoking the wacky to- baccy. I have probably watched Actium Maximus a hundred times, but this is usually in the wee hours alone and I have definitely not seen the ending as many times as the beginning, as I usually doze off before then. And that's the point here: This movie is dream-like... honestly, besides the first Star Wars film and T.V.'s Land of the Lost (the 70's one) there are not all that many movies that make me feel like I am really somewhere else- a place outside of this reality. Actium Maximus achieves that in my opinion, which as the above-mentioned reviewer pointed out is really enjoyed by a small group of people out there. Jaciniun's spaceship, the weird creatures that he talks to at the holding pens, the asymmetrical yellow and lavender "dinosaur"- these are some of several elements here that come off as very otherworldly and not like the endless generic stuff coming out of Hollywood. I think the guy doing the expository voice-over at the beginning does a brilliant job of sounding totally comfortable with the completely bizarre script he is reading and makes it all the more believable. I also like the "dinosaur" names like Belatonus, Titanodon, Dhezeron, Lexiagon, Retarisaurus, etc. and the fact that they are shipped in from different planets.Lastly I will mention the soundtrack, which I have seen people complement even after tearing the film itself apart- I think the score is catchy and adds to the film's atmosphere. There's a synth and piano theme repeated throughout the film which has an epic rock opera sort of feel. then we get sort of Ministry type industrial metal, and then there's plenty of 80's guitar metal shredding with an accompanying piano! Hopefully Mark gets a little satisfaction seeing that a lot of people like his music even if they didn't like the movie.So there you go- most people will surely find Actium Maximus un-watchable, but I'll take this over the generic cgi sh*t-show that comes out of Hollywood any day. Movies are art, and the conventional faults listed in the first part of the review are irrelevant for those who can appreciate this kind of otherworldly weirdness. You know who you are...

This was a shockingly bad movie and I literally gasped the first time seeing the Blue Screen puppets. Imagine the worst Blue Screen special effects you ever saw, make it somehow far worse, and then combine this with poorly made, rubber and Play-doh puppets that look like something from a semi-retarded pre-school art class. Then add some screeching, Yngwie Malmstein-esquire, melodic-metal guitar solos stuff that is way too loud and lasts way too long. The overall film is absolutely awful and makes "Feeders" look like "Rashomon." Its one of the worst movies I've ever seen, with every quantifiable metric spiraling dismally downward, much like a waterlogged turd in the perpetual, slow whirlpool of a broken Rest Stop toilet. Still, though, a film like "Actium Maximus" is not to be missed by the bad movie conesseuirs out there, even if only by looking up clips on YouTube or someplace. This movie is a bit of an eye opener, if you can stomach the ride. I think this director may be mentally ill, though, which is a bit debasing. Watching him discuss the project, you get the sense that he truly believes that he's created something wonderful. I guess he's the "Star Wars kid" of gonzo filmmakers. What a mess. :-)

OK, what to say about Actium Maximus...There are some bad movies that are so horribly awful they circle 'round to awesome. There are bad movies that just suck in their own right. There are good movies, and so-so movies, and movies that are just fun. Then there's Actium Maximus. You can't make a spoiler for this movie because to do that you would have to understand the action enough to comment. This particular movie is worse than Turkish Star wars one and the sequel too. Those movies are so bad they circle 'round to awesome and they make you feel drunk even if you're stone cold sober. Actium circles 'round from bad to awesome, but then it doesn't stop there, it takes another trip to badville, then 'round again to awesome, then finally it sets up a little feudal kingdom on the border of "Bad" and "stock footage of paint drying while a harpy screams incoherently." If you are into self punishment this movie is for you. It actually will cause your brain to hurt.