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Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk
A reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick! Shot in mind-shattering 2D (& 36DD), featuring T&A and epic voice-over ‘voom’, by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero! Original 1922 star Max Schreck plays (in newly tinted archive footage, mixed, with new) Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat & super creep, who is tearing Bremen, a new corn-hole & it's up to a 'brotha-in-a-collar' and a creole nun with a flamin' gun, to stop him, in this 'creature-feature' fang-fest! Co-Starring Canadian Scream Queen: Vivita, with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama & dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound
| Release : | 2014 |
| Rating : | 1.9 |
| Studio : | Tony Watt, Slum Goddess, |
| Crew : | Director of Photography, Thanks, |
| Cast : | Max Schreck Tony Watt John Migliore |
| Genre : | Adventure Fantasy Horror Comedy Science Fiction |
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Reviews
Too much of everything
Fresh and Exciting
Let me be very fair here, this is not the best movie in my opinion. But, this movie is fun, it has purpose and is very enjoyable to watch.
All of these films share one commonality, that being a kind of emotional center that humanizes a cast of monsters.
The camera quality is so old and bad this movie is literally unwatchable. Add to that equally bad audio recording quality, and an incomprehensible mess of a plot with non existent writing and zero acting ability or direction. This thing isn't even edited properly. It's garbage and a waste of way too much of my time watching it even though we couldn't finish it.
