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Absolutely brilliant

By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

I happened to be on vacation at my cousin's and we had a lull with nothing to do and I just happened across this movie. If there had been anything on other than cupcake wars and other inane cooking shows, I wouldn't have bothered with this movie. I think I missed a few minutes of the beginning. The first thing I couldn't believe was students using lots of cuss words to each other and to the faculty. Second, I can't understand what the big deal is that the sex ed teacher is a virgin or why she feels the need to tell the students. There was a sequence where she was confiding in a student, her boyfriend had a stroke while making out with her, the school somehow felt his unreleased sexual tension was her fault and dropped a bucket of cum on her head. Really? Boys ejaculated into a bucket for a month to accumulate this? They actually showed a bucket of white slime falling on her head. Yuck. Another time she tried to get the top basketball star expelled, he caught her in the restroom and gave her (the teacher) a very graphic description of himself having sex with a girl in class, inch by inch and his 11". I'm no prude but I see nothing particularly amusing about the sex ed teacher's sister having sex with 147 guys or watching Tom Arnold's comedy. He may be an okay actor in other fields, but his performance techniques were exactly like they were in Roseanne. Very abrupt and curt. This movie was just an "excuse" to talk very dirty and was completely unreal and even ridiculous in many spots. "Roberta the squirter" had an intimate talk with the teacher about masturbating and she made a "mess." The sun shone through the window onto the liquid and made a rainbow that started on the edge of the bed and terminated in her vagina. Are you kidding me? Totally absurd. Oh yeah, as another said, it was unexplained why the teacher was acting like a child. This movie made no sense at all.

I turned this movie on with a short leash, and from the first 5 minutes I was hooked. Just when you think the scenes couldn't be any more appalling and hilarious, it manages to top itself.The main character is just like The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt...super naive and corny in a world of vulgar teenage sex. The movie is non-stop laughs and dark humor - those who get offended should stay far away from this movie. It truly is tasteless, but in a really clever and funny way.This is the path that "The To Do List" should have been. It has an indie feel. I wouldn't think the writing on a movie like this could be considered "fresh" or "original", but I have to say it is. They took the line of what's "too far" and moved it waaaaay back. Check this out if you are fans of movies like American Pie or Porky's.

I loved this comedy. I laughed really hard about eight times. It may have been a bit dumb at times but there were many really funny jokes. People who gave it a low rating must be offended by rather graphic explicit sexual language. But if you are not prudish and easily offended, I think you will agree this was some really humorous writing. The acting was also totally decent and the casting of characters was very good in my mind. The thing about comedies is they are very subjective and if you are into sophisticated ironic envelope pushing humor; you may like this as much as I did. I watch a lot of comedies and can hardly remember one that cracked me up as much as this did and I am fairly jaded. The only thing I can think of to compare the style of humor to might be the TV series "Maron"

I highly recommend this movie. The female sex ed teacher has an innocent bubbly personally that makes her extremely hot. She makes the movie along with her acting. Simon rex along with tom arnold play supporting characters.This movie had me laughing non stop all the way through its vulgarness. We need more vulgar movies like it. I was really surprised with some of the stuff that the writes came up with. It is all fresh and never been done material. Its not like a typical Hollywood film its better. Sooo Good, its a must watch film. Ps it also contains a few bare boob shots. Not many shots but the one scene was funny when it happens 30 some odd minutes into the film.