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A film with more than the usual spoiler issues. Talking about it in any detail feels akin to handing you a gift-wrapped present and saying, "I hope you like it -- It's a thriller about a diabolical secret experiment."

Producer & director David DeCoteau fumbles and bumbles his way through this hilariously awful schlock feature, which doesn't get higher marks if only because too much of the set-up is dull and draggy; some scenes simply go on too long. But when the movie starts cooking, it's highly amusing and extremely sexy. If it does one thing right, it's the way that it showcases the charms - physical and otherwise - of three iconic 1980s B movie hotties - Linnea Quigley, Brinke Stevens, and Michelle Bauer.It does have fun with the unlikely premise that Linnea, Brinke, and Michelle could ever have a hard time finding guys. They actually do a good job of "dorking it up" as Melody, Marci, and Mickey (respectively), three sorority sisters. Marci has picked up an unusual item at a flea market: a mediums' crystal ball. As we can already see from the pre-credits sequence, he's come to a bad end. When our heroines hook up with three equally nerdy guys, Marci gets the (not so) bright idea to hold a séance. The result? The babes get possessed, become MUCH more sexy, and intend to sink their teeth into various male victims. The three guys, Kevin (Richard Gabai), Freddy (Marcus Vaughter), and Duane (William Dristas) don't do what most guys would do; instead they manage to control themselves, and hire an exorcist.That damn exorcist ruins all the fun! But, seriously, folks, this overall is entertaining garbage with very low rent special effects, some amusingly bad lines ("He made an ash of himself."), and supporting performances that can charitably be described as not very good. But Linnea, Brinke, and Michelle seem to be having a great time (and show off their goods, which all get loving close-ups), so the viewer will probably be able to enjoy this as well.Recommended to fans of trash who don't mind a whole lot of silliness.Seven out of 10.

Oh man, what a lame film. Not because it's a b-movie, or 'cause it was cheap or didn't have effect or top notch actors, but because it was just the most lifeless, annoying, intentionally naive piece of crap ever. It was more boring than "Babes at the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama." Just childish.It also has the three ugliest pair of breasts you'll ever see. What was WRONG with those three women? Quigley's breasts look... just weird... The other one was scrawny and off-putting... Only the tall one had a sweet face, but her rigid, doctored funbags were just disturbing to stare at.I never thought a film would succeed in making three naked girls in a bathtub boring, but wow, did it ever succeed. They just keep touching themselves and rubbing their breasts over and over and over.. and over.. AND OVER... IT NEVER ENDS... It's the most boring, unpassionate thing in the world. Nothing sexy about it, oh man, I was praying the scene would cut. In the beginning too, it's the same deal. The first third of the film is made up of three ten-minute scenes, where they just plant the camera and let the "actors" talk. And talk. AND TALK. Make iT STOP!!!

Although it is amusing to see Linnea Quigley, Michelle Bauer, and Brinke Stevens as "ugly" coeds, this movie relies too much on nudity and really bad jokes. Don't get me wrong, these three girls look good naked and have a good sense of humor; There just isn't enough for them to do. Richard Gabai should go away and never return. Michael Sonye or Dukey Flyswatter if you prefer, which I do, is extremely annoying as Omar, the psychic. His voice is pain, so if you like that sort of thing, watch the beginning sequence. He also is the lead singer of a band which does a couple of songs of which I did like the beginning of one of them. "Sucky sucky sucky sucky succ u bus! (dun dun) Sucky sucky sucky sucky succ u bus! (dun dun) Sucky sucky sucky sucky succ u bus! (dun dun dun dun) Suck me! (dun dun dun dun) Suck you!" If you must see this, you will enjoy the three girls cleaning each other in the bathtub. Although Michelle's tan scares me, I get over it.

This one has it all: college sororities, nerds, demonic possession, babes seducing in first-person camera perspective, cherry pies and lunk-headed jocks getting eaten by evil succubuses. All in all, the perfect family film."Nightmare Sisters" details what happens when three homely sorority sisters summon a demon that possesses them all and makes them seduce and/or devour every male within groping distance...oh yeah, and take baths together and get naked. A lot. Did I mention this was a comedy? No? Musta slipped my mind....Doesn't hurt a thing that the girls in question are three of the grand dames of "B"-grade cinema - Brinke Stevens, Michelle Bauer and the ubiquitous Linnea Quigley - all of them pretty in face as well as body and mind, and more than willing to doff their duds, all in the name of good-old American entertainment, natch.Is there much more to the movie, you may ask, than three great (excuse me...GREAT!!!)-looking babes getting naked and seductive and growling lines like "let's get primitive" to the men?Nope.Solid rent, find it at once.Ten stars, no kidding. "Nightmare Sisters" will make you glad you have hormones and quite possibly give you the inclination to go back to college.With a Ouija board.