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To me, this movie is perfection.

Simply Perfect

I enjoyed watching this film and would recommend other to give it a try , (as I am) but this movie, although enjoyable to watch due to the better than average acting fails to add anything new to its storyline that is all too familiar to these types of movies.

The biggest problem with this movie is it’s a little better than you think it might be, which somehow makes it worse. As in, it takes itself a bit too seriously, which makes most of the movie feel kind of dull.

The idea of a twelve step program for recovering vampires, is a solid, original, premise. The "Vampires Anonymous" meeting and eccentric members, including Michael Madsen, got things off to a fast start. After the promising opening, the script seems to wander in and out of "black comedy", with nowhere to go. In the end, there are unexplainable lapses in logic that weaken the movie. Really not violent enough for the horror crowd, really not totally a successful comedy, really in parts too clever for it's own good, really lacking chemistry between the leads, really bad southern accents, really no nudity for a film where it might have helped, but still creative enough to entertain. Marginally recommended. - MERK

~Spoiler~Vampires Anonymous had an interesting, and as far as I know original, premise for a horror/comedy. As you can tell from the title, it involves a vamp who's tired of living off of human blood. So he starts attending VA (Vampires Anonymous) meetings, is given a sponsor (Michael Madsen), and an alternate food source. His alternate food source is sheep so he is forced to relocate to a hick town and all sorts of hijynx ensues. The movie had quite a few good gags and a competent cast. The funniest moment came from a farmer who was a little too involved with his sheep. It's a bit light on the horror though, so be wary if that's what you're looking for. This film would have fit right in during the 80's with flicks like Once Bitten, Rockula, and My Best Friend is a Vampire.

So, I watched this movie, and I have to admit that there is this one extra who walks through the scene atleast four times. He's sexy. And that's why I am going to watch the movie again and again. His hair is kind of poofy. And he's probably 16 in the movie, but hey it was in production awhile ago. So he's got to be almost 20 now. Wow, if I could just meet him that would be the best experience ever. Watch the movie just for this heart throb. And then watch again. I suggest using the pause button for his scenes. This movie could be improved if they showed the hot extra more often. In fact, I think that it should think about perhaps doing an updated revision to the film to eliminate everyone else's roles and just let this guy be in the whole movie. Girls across the country would flock to it. It would be hotter than NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, Mr. Big, Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, and Heath Ledger all in one movie at the same time.

I have waited four months to see this movie -- my friends saw a sneak screening and loved it. I loved it too -- very funny! Great acting, great music -- it's a rad movie. My girlfriend liked it too so I guess it's a good date movie. I'm not sure what to compare it to -- it's just kinda or original.