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Absolutely the worst movie.

A Disappointing Continuation

The story-telling is good with flashbacks.The film is both funny and heartbreaking. You smile in a scene and get a soulcrushing revelation in the next.

One of the most extraordinary films you will see this year. Take that as you want.

This must be the episode with the most mixed emotions. For some the question is how it was possible to add a famous person into such a story. But hey, we are at this writing 6 years later and just look what happened, Abraham Lincoln was in trouble with vampires, and in another flick he had to fight zombies. Snow White came in trouble with monsters and I can go on and on.Seeing it now I rather enjoyed it but it wasn't one of the best episodes. The reason lays in the fact that the Washingtonians looked a bit ridiculous. The story itself was, again, rather simple. A man finds a letter behind a painting of George with supposedly was written by George stating that he was a cannibal. Once people from the town the man and his family just moved in do know he got the letter in comes the Washingtonians to get back the letter so history remains the same. But I had a few laughters here and there, when at the diner suddenly the family are looking at the people surrounding them eating spare ribs, but it looked like they were all eating people. And when they are talking to the 10 year old daughter they also looked like she was eatable. And the end surely delivers an inside joke with the new dollar bill.Maybe if I had seen it in 2007 I would have hate it too but nowadays things are changed and it was okay but not above average due the silly looks of the Washingtonians. They just looked so cheap.Gore 0/5 Nudity 0/5 Effects 1/5 Story 2,5/5 Comedy 1/5

When I criticized parody of A.E.Poe I really had no idea they actually decided to insult other historic figures. I would never ever believe they would actually do that. But they did that. They seriously did that in the most stupid manner I have ever seen. I really really want you not to waste 60 minutes of your life on this trash so to sum up: The first president was a cannibal. There is a plot of elderly role playing people who try to cover this fact while eating some other people. There is stupid family which accidentally discovers this fact in a hidden letter. This family decides for reasons unknown to stay in the house where they can be attacked by this cover-up group. The father fortunately knows some professor of history who is stupid enough to travel to that particular house to warn the residents so he may be in danger as well. Fortunately he knows some FBI agents who decide to suppress the truth using some handy Heckler&Koch machine guns. In the end the Washington is deleted from banknotes and he is replaced by G.W.Bush.Who invented such crappy, bizarre and would-be "political" plot? Michael Moore? I just cannot believe this crap has been aired whereas way better "Imprint" has been canceled. There is a ton of great horror stories so I really do not understand why they took such pity story and filmed it in a very bad way. It is probably the worst part of the entire series.

George Washington was a cannibal! That is about all this has to offer in the joke category. The man you thought was a patriot just wanted to eat virgins. Once you get past the easy laugh, there isn't much to enjoy. Dull conspiracy, some hiding, and looking for allies. It all ends in a showdown where the baddies explain everything you always wanted to know about cannibalism, but where to afraid to ask before being slaughtered for the freaks that they are. It's all fairly mild and unimpressive and I would have left it at that had it not involved good old George. He may not be today's idea of a perfect man, but if you are going to come at him, it should at least be a little more complex than bad teeth and cherry jokes.

If there is one thing that freaks me out, even at the age of 28, it's southern old people! I felt shot back to being a small child, watching Poltergeist 2 with Jullian Beck and Zelda Rubeinstien. The lawyer is as close as I have come to feeling that creeped out, since the 80's. I got over Freddy, and Jason, still alittle fear when a Halloween sequel pops up, but to this day, the vision of Jullian Beck playing Kane still spooks me out, and I must do a scan of the room I am in! The Washingtonians seems to have that effect on me, and it really took me back to that time. The Masters of Horror series has some real gems, and this episode has left that impression on me.