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People are voting emotionally.

I really wanted to like this movie. I feel terribly cynical trashing it, and that's why I'm giving it a middling 5. Actually, I'm giving it a 5 because there were some superb performances.

The story, direction, characters, and writing/dialogue is akin to taking a tranquilizer shot to the neck, but everything else was so well done.

It's simply great fun, a winsome film and an occasionally over-the-top luxury fantasy that never flags.

This movie begins with a young high school student named "Jenny" (Leah Ford) waking up one morning with the radio broadcasting that a serial killer by the name of "William Leschenski" (Robert Cosgrove Jr.) is on the loose. Apparently she isn't listening as she dresses and goes to school. The next scene involves a volleyball game with four female students on each side along with a lesbian coach named "Miss Johnson" (Debbie Rochon) and another student by the name of "Suzy" (Sheri Toczko) on the sidelines because none of the other girls like her. After a shower scene Jenny tells the girls that she is having a party that night at her house and invites everyone except Suzy. Meanwhile some football players are also having a party that night as well. Unfortunately, the serial killer known now as "Chef Death" decides to target Jenny's party and proceeds to murder several of them one by one. Now rather than reveal any more of this film and risk ruining it for those who haven't seen it I will just say that this movie was about as cheap and trashy as they come. Personally, I thought the acting, script and music were all bad and the comedy was crass and repetitive. As a matter of fact, about the only good thing about this movie was the presence of a few attractive ladies in bikinis which included Katie Gil (as "Portia"), Olja Hrustic ("Ginger"), Amy Pelletier ("Stacy") and the aforementioned Leah Ford. But other than that I saw nothing of any value or interest and as a result I rate this movie as definitely below average.

Bikini Bloodbath – what does one expect from a movie titled like that? (watchit – could contain spoilers … yeah, right).Boobs? Check! Inept "storytelling"? Yep.Total lack of character development, acting skills or anything that usually has a part in a movie? With a vengeance.This "movie" is a lunatic roller-coaster, featuring some hot chicks who have no talent to act whatsoever, a random lunatic killer and some liters of ketchup. Yep, it is just the movie you and your friends could make on a sunny afternoon. It is the kind of flick you either hate (because you like real movies) or you love (because you like silly bullshit pretending to be a movie). All in all, it would strike me as odd if the wrong person would ever lay hands on this one.Whatever – parts of this creation are indeed funny (albeit not all of them intentional). It is pure non-brainer fun, a lot of screaming and lots of raunchy nonsense. Best things for me: 1. The totally gay football team (these guys really had a good time playing the scenes it seems).2. The "you don't even were invited" running gag (and yes, the ugly ducking get a very untypical finish).3. The fact that one of the chicks quits the final showdown to sit around in "Das Taco"(featuring a Hitler mock-up ad).If you like cheese, you won't get any more ripe that this one.I'll give it 5/10 – 0 for those who seek a real movie, and 10 for those who just happen to love flicks like this one.

For what it's worth it was a really silly, and fun movie. The contrast between scenes, musically and in the delivery of lines was hilarious.Firstly, the girls were obviously hot, and the pacing is decent in every scene except the horror scenes. The party was badly scripted, basically it was very weak. Obviously a low budget movie, which allows for some really silly dialog, and off the cuff scenes which can be entertaining.This is one of those so bad it's enjoyable movies.Love the Citizen Kane spoof, silly lines, Suzy being reminded over and over how she wasn't invited, looking for predator, etc.. this movie obviously doesn't take itself too seriously, and neither should you.

Before i start, i was not expecting much from the title but, I have Finally found a movie worse than any Ben Afleck film and thats a promise. I honestly never thought i would see this day.What we have here is a standard slasher flick, you get all the usual nude shower scenes, Lesbian Butch Gym teacher and parents away so lets have a party at the house scenario. Now Imagine and its damn hard to but just for a minute imagine a world where the music goes from one scene of Metalica to the next with Busted !!!!. The Killer i am sure is the lead singer from ZZ Top wearing a Chefs outfit........WHY.Anyway the girls organise a party, its an all night Chick party so what kind would you have in this sort of cheap effort, pyjama party or lingerie party or fancy dress party. Ohhhhh Noooo they have balloons and streamers, i thought i had gone back 30 years to my 4th Birthday. I was waiting for the Jelly and Ice Cream to arrive next.I don't want to even get started on the sports Jocks. The usual would be adolescent boys throwing an American football to each other, you would think then, hey these guys are the football team. No these boys are all chubby wasters wearing t-shirts with the words "Football Player", i also counted 57 times they high fived each other.Just as all hope seemed to fade away a noise started to grown from the background, it was getting clearer and clearer, yes the jocks were dancing to Footloose. I was expecting Kevin Bacon to make an appearance but all we got were a bunch of overweight Muppet's dancing to what looked like Chunk doing the truffle Shuffle from the Goonies.In conclusion i shall leave you to decide but take this one last line to give you inspiration when deciding whether to watch this abysmal effort. A Girl is killed on the toilet in the bathroom, the guy runs out and shouts "shes dead, shes dead" and another girl responds are you sure she is not in there for number 2.I shall say no more.