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People are voting emotionally.

If the ambition is to provide two hours of instantly forgettable, popcorn-munching escapism, it succeeds.

if their story seems completely bonkers, almost like a feverish work of fiction, you ain't heard nothing yet.

Through painfully honest and emotional moments, the movie becomes irresistibly relatable

Two misoginistic men with bodacious big-breasted blonde girlfriends who they are shamelessly cheating on are attacked and replaced by evil aliens made out of terrible-looking cgi who are even more misoginistic and who fully intend to mate with the helpless earth women in an attempt to save their dying species, and all the while an outer space bounty hunter type dude with a stray scruffy strand of hair falling over his face just so you know he's hardcore, who has been on the aliens' trail tries to stop the fiendish plan of cross-species impregnation!!! So wow, this was terrible, it played and had the exact tone and acting level of a very tame porno that was trying real hard to come off as a legit movie but couldn't quite do it, the main 'actresses' looked and talked like hookers with big obviously fake boobs constantly on display, pretty much making it impossible to take a stilted awkward word out of their mouths seriously.. This dull as hell yarn of dumb sexist annoying men and hypnotist bimbos using the Force to beat alien invaders would probably be of very slight interest to fans of female T & A as there's plenty of that to see, but realistically there's not enough content in it for it to even be called a movie by conventional standards... Ugh, Jesus! Awful, shoot this bitch of a movie on sight! Puh. X