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Highly Overrated But Still Good

Excellent adaptation.

A brilliant film that helped define a genre

Actress is magnificent and exudes a hypnotic screen presence in this affecting drama.

The 1998 film, "I Love You, Don't Touch Me" should have changed it's name to "I'm Garbage, Don't Watch Me." Despite this movie's flaws, it did manage to become, unquestionably, one of the worst films I have ever seen in my life...ever. Bad acting, horrible direction, and clichés every few lines of dialogue about the feminist female psyche make "I Love You..." not only bad, but painstakingly unwatchable as well. But hey, at least it had robotic, unfunny, campy dialogue working for it, right? Oh wait.

(some spoilers) If you are a sucker for love stories with relationships, sex, boyfriends and stuff, then you might not despise this movie too much. If you're not, then DON'T WATCH IT! You'll deeply regret it! The movie is totally stupid from the beginning til the end. Actually even the first scene of the film is stupid and characterizes the whole movie.A 25 yo virgin girl is torn by conflicts between her mind and her sexual needs. A guy is madly in love with her for 3 years, but she keeps ignoring him. She is in the look of the perfect guy, and in her vision that means "a guy with a big penis and a big wallet". And that is said by a young woman, who has never had sex in her entire life and during the whole movie acts and gives the impression of being a very gentle nice girl. Actually the whole movie is torn between conflicts and is fed up with stupid scenes. I can only remember now the scene where Katie raises the voice a little bit and a glass breaks behind her! I mean come on! Be serious here, people! Pathetic and stupid! Anyway it's useless to stay here and think about the movie, i'll only be wasting my time. All i can say is that it's one of the stupidest movies i've seen lately. Vote: 3 out of 10.

This film harkens back to a time long past. About five minutes into the movie, I started thinking about my film school days, watching the sad projects of my classmates and trying to think of something nice to say about them. I couldn't find much here. This is about the quality of a 3rd year film school major, right before they drop out to study television. Everything seemed familiar, as if I'd seen it all before in a better movie, and downright unbelievable. At one point, the main character happens upon her cheating boyfriend in bed with another woman in the middle of the day. There's nothing new here. Even the staging seems a copy. First I wonder, are they living together? Well, she's a virgin so probably not. Then, why is she barging into her boyfriend's apartment without knocking. Or, maybe it's her apartment, but what idiot would bring home another woman to his girlfriend's apartment in the middle of the day. She storms out. Of course, the boyfriend grabs a ridiculous object to cover his groin as he runs out after her. In this case, it's a stuffed animal. He runs after her, yelling, "it was an accident!" Huh?The main character just doesn't seem all that interesting. She says (I'm paraphrasing), "Why can't I find a guy with a strong sense of himself, a large penis, and a large wallet." Wow, do women really tell other women stuff like that? I guess I've been giving them too much credit. My girlfriend says they don't. Who cares.

Here's another of those comedy/dramas about a single twentysomething woman wondering why her relationships don't work and why her life isn't what she wants. If that doesn't sound like your type of film I'd stay away because if anything our heroine in this one seems a little more neurotic than usual. But if it does sound like your thing, stick with this one, it gets better as it goes along.Katie (Marla Schaffel) is 25 and conflicted, to say the least, about her desire to terminate her virginity. Writer/director Judy Davis leads us through all the ups and downs on her rocky road, and it's a mostly fine effort.