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The Worst Film Ever

Perfect cast and a good story

Overrated and overhyped

Absolutely the worst movie.

A group of friend vacationing at a cabin in the woods for the weekend for one of their birthdays are menaced by an evil plastic surgeon.Feautering a bevy of characters, none of which I cared about, getting killed by one of the more lame serial killers of recent memory, this putrid horror film by the director who killed the House Party franchise, this putrid film isn't worth the time spent reviewing it. Followed by a sequel that I will watch as it, like this one, is readily available on Instant Netflix and I seem to be a glutton for punishment. Alas, if it's as bad as, or perish the thought worse then, this one then I'll be in for a very long night indeed.

This movie was just horrible in every way thinkable. Yes some things are pretty realistic but jeez even the horrible title of the movie should let you know that its a dump of a movie. This movie was recommended to me by a friend and I can honestly say it was a waste of time and made me a bit angry at times. The captured victims were locked in flimsy dog kennels that anyone could break out of! There's a little girl in the film also and it leaves you wondering, "is she a ghost or is she real", for a good portion of time. They do explain pretty well why this man is going around cutting people up but past that I give this movie 2 thumbs down.

This had to be some parody of white slasher movies. I just saw this movie called Dead Snow, a Norwegian movie, that made fun of American slasher movies. Dead Snow was excellent. This was alright.For any of these movies to work people have to do dumb things and the cell phone has to dead or out of range. Perhaps that is why most of the time they use young people as main characters. Not only that the setting has to be in a isolated place and the police force is a force of 2. The Sheriff and his deputy.The one thing that was different about this is that there was a neighbor who lived in a cabin across the grass. And there was a main town not too far away but far enough away. The neighbor was a very odd man and he immediately reminded me of Boo Radley from To Kill A Mockingbird. And I think that was the intention for people who never saw the movie so they didn't know what was coming.This plot contains two African American couples. One of them uncle owns the cabin. One of the woman have a birthday and 2 more couples show up who are white. One has asthma. I have asthma and I always love the way they portray Asthmatics in movies. They never get it right. This one is no different. You would think as many Asthmatics there are movie makers would at least ask one how to portray a genuine attack. I just know when I see a Asthmatic in a movie their inhaler will become in peril. And we know what happens then.One couple disappears and the stupid decisions start. One of the people seem to have more sense then any of the friends. The voice of reason. He is the character who uncle owns the house. But no one listens to him. One by one people start to disappear and one bad decision is made for each of them. Call the cops, no don't call the cops because his uncle is going to get mad. Let's split up and look, no don't split up because it is smart to stay together. They split up. Oops I forgot my car keys in the house. Don't take the rifle in the sheriffs car while a killer is looking for you. Walking to town and taking a ride from a man who is driving in the wrong direction because the sheriff happens to be at his house. And then going into the house.Then we have the Silence of the Lambs type killer. Seems he was a plastic surgeon and now he is taking body parts from his subjects. Something happened a few years ago and the sheriff knows about it and refuses to let his deputy mention it, even though history seems to be repeating itself.I am not going to tell the ending other then look at the subject heading. It wasn't bad as far as these type of movies go. If you have nothing to do and want to watch something to waste your time this movie would do fine. Just don't expect anything too different. But it was entertaining. And as far as I am concerned that is all a movie should at least be.

Several couples descend on a cabin in the woods for a little R&R Unfortunately, there is a mad killer on the loose and he starts picking them off one by one. We get to see some nifty torture sequences straight out of HOSTEL. The acting is strictly from hunger, but what else is new in the slasher category? The novelty of this inexpensive, 80s-style horror flick is that some of the couples are black and the story is largely seen through the eyes of two black guys. Too much wandering around the woods, which is standard for this type of movie, to help pad out the running time. While it will not win any awards, SOMEBODY is watchable. And better than AX 'EM. Far, far better.