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To me, this movie is perfection.

Load of rubbish!!

As somebody who had not heard any of this before, it became a curious phenomenon to sit and watch a film and slowly have the realities begin to click into place.

If you have to watch this, watch it alone, for it is that bad. If you have to watch this, I hope your reason is, like mine, suckered in by Amanda Peet. Otherwise...Okay, these guys, especially Brad and Zeke, had it coming to them, most deservedly so. But the girl got her digs in by being intimate with them, so setting them up, but come off it, so what if she sees three guys swaggering about in the park, she has to, er, go and rub, ahem, shoulders with them to teach them their lesson? A pretty girl like that should mingle with these three (okay, two-and-a- half) laddish louts to show them the error of their ways? And did they really lose out, I mean, did she really teach them a lesson? No. The whole set-up doesn't prove anything, and the female protagonist compromises herself, in turn becoming thoroughly dislikable herself. The script should have been written in such a way that she only teased them and never went, er, under the covers with them.Amanda Peet is very pretty, the only saving grace of this effort, but her character becomes mercenary almost. The word "off-putting" comes to mind. In short, better to give this one a miss.The frequent "adult references" (which wouldn't be suitable to print here) are the most entertaining part of this freak-out, gross-fest, thoroughly lousy little flick. The one that works out best (and neatest) is the one that involves the two spinster-like ladies in the diner knowing about the wonders of pineapple juice.One of the other reviewers said that there are plenty of spaces to run out for a beer without missing anything. You could just as well throw in a takeaway at a fast-food joint as well, you'd spare yourself a hell of a lot of yuck.

It just seems bizarre that someone read this script, and thought, "This is funny! I mean, it's so hilarious it just has to be made!" Who was this person? Is he or she the person really responsible for this? Are they the one's who owe me for my time, more so than the director/writer?This film stinks in most every way possible. There's no one shred of good dialogue, and not one likable character. And the story...I prefer the 2nd worst movie ever, Hulk Hogan's "No Hold's Barred" to this by quite a considerable degree. It seems almost Shakespearen in comparison.The ending is padded out with several minutes of outtakes, and it's still under 80 minutes. The outtakes include cast members laughing at the 'hilarious' mistakes they've made, and things that went wrong on the set of this 'comedy.' Glad to see someone laughing in someway, with some connection to this 'film.'Nothing in this film is funny. Nothing. It just goes on, and on. It's truly that lame. I love films that are so bad they're good. This is so bad it's...something, but I don't know what, and hopefully will never find out.Amanda Peet doesn't suck outright, and is in fact the only half good thing about this wannabe film. But, that really means little.Avoid at all costs.

If you expected another version of American Pie, you are wrong. It is a good latenight movie to chill out, and with much hidden, hard to recognize jokes. (Like the pineapple-juice story in the cosmopolitan, and Eric sits later in the diner and drinks pineapple juice) And at the last part there draws a path to a major twist for the end.I found it funny to watch and found some of my friends(male) in it. It is a little piece of art and it works out fine. It has a small number of locations and i believe a small budget, no sightseeing movie.

Spoiler Alert WHIPPED (2000) 1/2 Amanda Peet, Brian Van Holt, Jonathan Abrahams, Zorie Barber, Judah Domke. (Dir: Peter M. Cohen) Amanda Peet is a star on the rise and has proven to show true comic potential as previously displayed earlier this year in `The Whole Nine Yards' where she held her own with co-stars Bruce Willis and Matthew Perry with her own natural charm not belied by her prettiness. However in this debacle of the dating game wars between the sexes she is left to her own defenses in arguably the worst 'comedy' of the year and maybe the worst film of the year period.Four immature moron buddies - Brad (Van Holt), a brogadaccio Wall Street slickster; Zeke (Abrahams), a downtown artiste wannabe; Jonathan (Abrahams) a seemingly closeted homosexual with apparently no occupation except his extracurricular mastabatory schedule; and Eric (Domke) the pudgy, married doofus - who meet for Sunday brunch in a downtown Manhattan greasy spoon to pontificate on their sexual prowess and the degradations thereof. Each tries to trump the other (all by the way having nothing in common except being egotistical jerk-offs) with their weekly exploits and embellishments that give bull***t a new meaning.Then one week the three bachelors find what they each think is the perfect woman and declaring she's the one; this must be love. If you can't see the sub-sitcom level approach leading to the ultimate plot device of them all loving the same woman then you're about as smart as a piece of furniture (or in this case one of the male leads here).That woman is Mia (Peet) who also isn't terribly bright or lacking any scruples when the trio stumble onto her apartment one fateful weeknight and bicker about who's going to stay. Somehow the foursome agree to continue dating one another only to escalate the testosterone stupidity several dozen notches which leads to a friendship showdown and.oh never mind! The `twist' at the end is that Mia turns out to be a player in her own right and the `lesson' is supposed to be that she uses them just as they have used women before. The film is such a mess and amateur filmmaking at its worst. The script is just riddled with expletives at the highest decibel with the four idiot buddies screaming at one another and just plain nasty overall. There's absolutely nothing funny about this attempt at a male `Sex and The City' approach with nothing clever, original (its bare-bones format is a la `Diner' which is likening `Citizen Kane' to `Porky's' which is `Citizen Kane' compared to this crap!) or memorable except Ms. Peet deserves better as do we all. To quote Roger Ebert on his notorious panning of Rob Reiner's`North': `I HATED HATED HATED THIS MOVIE!!'