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I gave it a 7.5 out of 10

Blistering performances.

It is encouraging that the film ends so strongly.Otherwise, it wouldn't have been a particularly memorable film

A clunky actioner with a handful of cool moments.

I called my review simply: "the Worst Movie I Ever Saw" because I couldn't find more accurate words to describe the horror I viewed on my TV. I have never said that I despise a movie or that it's the worst. Even the ones on Sci-Fi (SyFy???) are mildly entertaining because they are so bad. Usually a movie has something that will redeem it so I can't say it was absolutely terrible. This movie however has no redeeming qualities, it's exactly as the others who hated it here describe and I hate myself for having subjected myself to this monstrosity.Following is the review I gave it for my own well being...I had to do something with the thoughts of disbelief swirling around in my head after watching it.I recently saw a movie that was unbelievably terrible in every aspect of all that is shitty. You see, when the digital conversion thing went through last year and people without cable had to get the converter, those who had regular un-digital cable, like us, were able to get a digital converter box. When that happened, all of a sudden we were able to get Comcast on Demand. A perk of this service of course being, free movies that we are able to watch on demand.Well, my husband was searching through the free movies and stops at this one called "Breeders". We read the description given for it and it sounded at the very least tolerable with promise of maybe being good.From the moment the movie started until the second it ended I felt my jaw stretching open more and more as I was unable to close it from the sheer shock of how utterly terrible this piece of crap was. The storyline was the stupidest thing I ever dared to think someone would write about, the acting was below sub-sub-par, and when I say special effects, I mean that there weren't any. This film needed a whole lotta something. Namely that it should have never been made. What a waste of time and $5.00.I remember thinking I felt bad for the actors in it because they probably thought this could have been their big break. Holy crap, they were probably all ordered to be executed so that the world might move past the tragedy they helped to create on screen.I really couldn't believe it. This "masterpiece" was made in 1986.

Thanks to the wonderful fast-frames feature Netflix provides for their streaming movies, you can watch this truly awful movie in about a minute and a half. Who would ever actually sit and watch this in real time? Or could? But clipping along at 16x, its actually kind of fun. Is there any purpose for making this movie other than showing blood-drenched naked chicks having sex? No, of course not. But it fulfills this rather well. So unless you get off on this (I don't), there's no point seeing it unless you just enjoy watching a truly awful movie (I do).So...imagine my joyful surprise when this incredibly hot super-hunk shows up wanting to play button, then rips off his leather jacket. Woof! 10 stars for the bare-chested Pat Rizzolino, billed as the intruder (and we were led to believe this was the safe part of the East Village!)Thanks, Mr. Gage!

Within the world of Adult Cinema, writer and director Tim Kincaid will always be revered, having no inclination to track down any of that kind of cinema, my interest in Mr Kincaid work has always been rooted within his frenzy of activity working within the confines of low budget exploitation horror and science fiction movies.My first run in with the man's work was the delightfully trashy Bad Girls Dormitory, which followed the formula for all those films within the genre, remember the likes of 'Concrete Jungle' & 'Chained Heat' the list is endless.Bad Girls Dormitory was to be the movie that introduced Tim Kincaid to the legendary film producer and sometime director Charles Band, and upon Band viewing the movie, Kincaid was offered a multi picture deal to churn out some straight to video quickies.Such titles Kincaid found himself involved in, whilst not exactly award winners, have garnered some serious cult status down through the years, and although I haven't watched all of them, a lack of proper distribution back in the day was partly to blame, plus these days some of his B movies just haven't been released to DVD.One such title that has managed to survive is 'Breeders' when I first watched this film back in my teenage years, my only reason for checking it out was the movie's association with Charles Band, as to who Tim Kincaid was never fully dawned on me.As many armchair critics have observed, all aspects of the movie are truly cheesy, the acting is most certainly off the wall, but what it does have going for it, is copious amounts of nudity, the mere sight of Amy Brentano doing nude aerobics is quite a sight to behold, as to why she felt the need to strip to nothing to perform such an act beggars belief, but such thoughts quickly disappear.The other highlight was the special effects make-up courtesy of Ed French, who appears in the movie, the effects for what they are are suitably gross and goofy at the same time.As to whether or not the storyline bares much scrutiny in terms of logic and sense please remember this is a B movie, with sensibilities as such, and it it my theory that Tim Kincaid had his actors as act accordingly.Let's remember, Tim Kincaid is renowned within the circles of Gay cinema, he likes his actors to look a certain way and act a certain way, so it's not folly to think that every step of this movie has not been thought out seriously, yes it was designed as a quickie for the straight to video market and no matter what people think of this movie or the entire works of Tim Kincaid back catalogue of B movie output, he certainly knew what was required and how to entertain the masses.This movie gets an 8/10, why? because it has a certain charm attached to it

I was going in my back catalog of my old fango's when I noticed a summary by Dr. Cyclops about this movie. One of those cheesy turkeys so I had to see it. On the net you could get it for under 1 euro so what could hold me. When I watched the box I was surprised that it came out on the MGM label but I was warned, no stills on the back of the cover so nothing to tease. Only 5 minutes into this turkey it was clear that it would be bad, when a girl get attacked by the so called alien her breast is shown, big laugh, it's going to be that kind of flick. The alien attacks but hey, isn't that a man dressed in a 50 monster flick costume? And hold a minute, isn't that a glove he's wearing. And look, his feet are just painted boots. Wow, there is worser in film land but this has to be seen to be believed. And when one of the guys changes into the alien you just have to watch his neck, there's the latex ending of the "special effects". And then suddenly the movie changes into, watch this girl undress, they undress for no reason. One is on a photo shoot, when they break she just undress, all shown in full frontal nudity. When a girl arrives at home her mothers rings her up, making her phone call she undresses until all is shown. Big fun, and sometimes the alien attacks. I guess 5 girls are showing off, that's what the movies about. Nudity with some cheesy alien attacks. And yes, the plot change at the end, of course the mother alien is dead but are those aliens dead? of course not, a guy in bed with his new girlfriend turns his face and you almost see him turning on his mask to become that terrible alien. Man, did they really mean to make a good movie or was it just for laughs. And I didn't say anything about the acting...I guess the T&A were more clever than the girls...