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best movie i've ever seen.

Beautiful, moving film.

Absolutely the worst movie.

A Masterpiece!

Oh boy, who came up with this turkey? It begins with the suicide by cop of a deranged individual who is resurrected by his two nephews, well, his head is. The suicide was clearly planned in advance, this is all part of a nefarious scheme dating back thousands of years, a scheme whose completion requires human blood, and a few other things. What else do we have? Well, the villains of the piece are clearly not the sharpest knives in the drawer, the cops are moronic, but not all of them, one lady detective is too feisty for her own good and makes the mistake of entering the diner where the villainous brothers are based without a warrant or back up, a fatal mistake, well nearly fatal in her case, but there is no shortage of dead damsels herein. And a few dead guys.Is this film really a comedy? That remains to be seen, fortunately it has one strength, it is relatively short at around 72 minutes.

First of all, I love 80's horror flicks. Sometimes the cheesier, the better.This film takes cheesy 80's horror flick to a new level. The whole time through this movie, I was asking myself what the heck I was watching. It's about 2 clown brothers that are into black magic and want to bring an Egyptian goddess to life. She's far from a goddess though and why that's so important to these 2 brothers is beyond me. Oh I forgot to mention they are guided by their dead uncle's talking brain in a jar throughout the process. Just seems like a horror flick made for wacky doofuses. No offense to anyone who likes this. Just the vibe I get. I gave it 3 stars because it was entertaining enough to make it to the end. Barely though.I've seen my fair share of Troma films and even though this is not, it has that same vibe to it. There's one word to describe Troma films.....wacky. The one Troma film I'll make an exception to is Toxic Avenger.I guess watch this film if you want to poop in your pants and run around with a big smile on your face. If you find that entertaining, you will find this movie entertaining.

Horror comedy. Now that's a tricky formula to pull off. Many have tried, few have succeeded. For every 'Shaun of the Dead' there's an 'An American Werewolf in Paris', know what I mean? This one gets it about half right.The plot is the purest nonsense - a mad scientist winds up disembodied, a brain in a jar if you will, and decides that the only thing to do is to construct a perfect female specimen in order to revive an ancient She-God who goes by the name of Sheetar. He enlists the help of a pair of cannibal locals, and the bits of the women they don't use go into the food at the diner they run, making their veggie burgers by far the best in town. Cue loads of ridiculous gore and general mayhem.There are some wonderfully odd moments; the naked woman who 'turns' - one minute victim, the next karate chopping avenger; the guitar playing Hitler's and the stomach with teeth, but there's also a fair amount of slapstick which is less welcome. A mixed bag, but far from rubbish and, in its own weird way, quite original.Enjoyable if flawed.

Two odd brothers named Mike and George Tutman (Rick Burks and Carl Crewe) have dug up their uncle's grave and revive him with his eyeballs with talking brain that speaks in a jar. However the two brothers opens up a diner that serves quality meals but unknown to the city folk that the ingredients are made from human beings, of course the brothers go off at night killing innocent people and wants to stitch up parts to resurrect a cannibalistic goddess to life.Sick, gory and funny underrated B-movie horror comedy shocker from Jackie Kong is a Troma-esquire flick that is both repulsive and amusing at the same yet has gained a cult following over the years. The acting is pretty bad considering it's a b-movie but does have graphic scenes of gory violence including cannibalism, dismemberment, eyeball mutilation, exploding heads and more excess with nudity and a hot nude martial arts sequence that has to be seen to believed. There's hot girls like the main female officer with some humorous scenes like the rival vegetarian who is also a ventriloquist with a dummy of his own.It's a fun and not to be taken serious gore-feast that may upset some stomaches.Also recommended: "Cemetery Man", "Re-Animator", "The Toxic Avenger", "Blood Feast 1 & 2", "Inside", "Martyrs", "The Untold Story", "Cannibal Ferox", "Pieces", "May", "Hostel 1 & 2", "The Wizard of Gore (1970 and 2007)", "Demons", "Day of the Dead (1985)", "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Series plus 2003 remake and The Beginning", "The Devil's Rejects", "House of 1000 Corpses", "Ichi The Killer", "Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky", "Saw Series", "A Nightmare on Elm Street", "Terror Firmer", "Poultreygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead", "Ebola Syndrome", "Cannibal Apocalypse", "From Dusk Till Dawn", "Grindhouse", "The Hills Have Eyes (1977 and 2006)", "My Bloody Valentine (1981 and 2009)", "Bride of Re-Animator", "Cat in The Brain", "High Tension", "The Last House on The Left (1972 and 2009)", "Feast", "Dead Alive (a.k.a. Braindead)", "Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers", "Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend", "Tromeo and Juliet", "Bloodsucking Freaks", and "Mother's Day".