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Fresh and Exciting

Funny, strange, confrontational and subversive, this is one of the most interesting experiences you'll have at the cinema this year.

A movie that not only functions as a solid scarefest but a razor-sharp satire.

Ok... Let's be honest. It cannot be the best movie but is quite enjoyable. The movie has the potential to develop a great plot for future movies

I tried. I really did. About an hour into this, without a single laugh coming out of my mouth. Without me caring a bit about the story or anything in the movie, I had to just turn it off. I literally couldn't take another second of this movie. It is just an unfunny comedy. The characters could have been interesting but you just find them annoying if not anything else. What a mess. What a crime! Look at the freaking cast for this film! Freaking A-listers! I am so mad at how much this film su@ks that I don't even want to know who directed this. Trust me, this film isn't even good enough to fall asleep to on some random and boring night because you will just be waxed off with the film. Whatever, I'm over it.

Wow... all that came to mind was WTF???? It's that terrible. I love Depp, even his more unusual off the beaten path films. The cast is stellar with top names that practically guarantee that the film has to be watchable. I get the humor, the genre and what it is supposed to be. It's just not funny. At all. With very few good moments and a performance by Paul Bettany that is amusing enough to save the film from a rock bottom 1, this dud is a career ending dagger.A painting is stolen and Mortdecai, a millionaire art dealer swindler who is also friends of the police chief, is asked to help investigate in exchange for the Crown not prosecuting debts it holds from our protagonist. Mortdecai is fond of his ridiculous moustache, hated by his wife (Paltrow) who is lusted after by the police detective (McGregor). And the superhero butler who is always there to save the day is Jock, played by Bettany, who is also the satisfier of women everywhere. The film is way over the top humor. This is not anything close to Kingsmen - it's way, way over the top, caricatures of the usual players. Stupid stuff that is clearly beyond any reality, such as tailing kidnappers on a plane by holding onto the exterior of the plane for the entire trip - hahahaha! Isn't that funny!!! Cue in the zany British synth music and boy it's such a laugh.Depp pulls off his accent for the most part although he loses it at times. Gwyneth Paltrow is unwatachable. Her terrible British accent has been legendary in past films such as Sliding Doors and Shakespeare in Love. Listening to it is torture and you don't have to be a Brit to wish the film was silent.The story itself is pretty stupid and irrelevant as it is just a way of allowing Depp to do his painfully unfunny, self centered and unlikable character. Everyone is searching for the painting that has disappeared, including a bunch of Russian gangsters. Unless you're one of the few who liked this pile of unfunny trash, have another film as a backup because your company may just wish to turn this off early on. Unless you have eve a clue about British humor, you're going to wish you weren't curious enough to watch this heaping pile of stupidity.

This is a bad film.I'm 40 minutes into this film, and I know it is bad already, but I will persevere in hope. Nonetheless:The acting is bad; The accents are bad; The characters are bad; The plot is bad; The direction is bad; The screen writing is bad; The comedy is bad; The drama is bad; The cinematography is bad; The editing is bad; The wasted acting talent is bad; The formulaic progression is bad; The twists are bad; The stunts are bad; The effects are bad; The soundtrack is bad; The lack of any redeeming feature is bad.Mortdecai is not a smooth criminal, he's bad.

Mortdecai (2015) Starring: Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow, Ewan McGregor, Olivia Munn, Jeff Goldblum, Paul Bettany, Johnathan Pasvolsky, Michael Culkin, Ulrich Thomsen, Alec Utgoff Directed By:David Koepp Review Okay first of all this movie is rated R and I have no freaking clue as to why, but who is this movie for I mean it bombed at the box office. It's about Johnny Depp is playing yet another eccentric strange person (shocker) and he's some art guy,he's super rich but he owes so much money in taxes then Ewan McGregor hires him to find this stolen painting and there working together and his wife is played by Gwynteth Paltrow and theirs some love triangle between the three even though its not really. She won't kiss her husband because of some stupid mustache gag that plagues the movie. Johnny Depp bombs every line he tries because he's not likable the characters are not likable which leads to bad performances from just about everyone who for some reason is in this thing. I mean I miss the good old Johnny Depp but his films are becoming a bit pretentious lately and horrible just really horrible, I mean come on man.I mean it gets worse every time he's playing these eccentric strange people. I have no idea what Ewan McGregor is doing here I mean the guy is such a talent and in this he's just not funny. Paul Bettany plays Mortdeci's servant and all he does is be like "yes sir, I'm fine sir, you shot me sir." it's really annoying. Gwyneth Paltrow and Olivia Munn yeah their fun to look at but I have to say their wasted and I did not find them funny or enjoyable. This movie just sucks balls, it's already a little worse for me then Taken 3 and Blackhat which I also hated and this film can just be flushed down the toilet. I'm giving Mortdeci a half out of five.