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This movie is the proof that the world is becoming a sick and dumb place

The Worst Film Ever

This is one of the few movies I've ever seen where the whole audience broke into spontaneous, loud applause a third of the way in.

It’s fine. It's literally the definition of a fine movie. You’ve seen it before, you know every beat and outcome before the characters even do. Only question is how much escapism you’re looking for.

It seems the entire budget for 'The Tourist' went on recruiting Depp and Jolie, because almost everything else about this $100 million production seems to have been put together with minimal effort. Even Depp and Jolie themselves are a disappointment, with Depp looking bored out of his mind most of the time and Jolie never really taking to her role. Although given the material they were working with, you can't really blame them.Everything about 'The Tourist' is terrible. The plot is plain silly, the characters one dimensional and shallow, and the dialogue between them forced and unnatural. The only positive to speak of is the beautiful Venice setting and scenery, which offers a welcome distraction from what is a truly awful movie all round.

I want to say right from the start that Angelina Jolie can sit down beside me on a train anytime.My roommate came home while I was watching and asked if it was a comedy. I responded no, but it should be. (Where is Inspector Clouseau when you need him?)I like the exterior Venice shots, but the rooftop chase scene is very fake. The plot is a little thin, but the story is still entertaining. I figured out what was going on fifteen minutes into the movie and that's not because I am too smart. (Hence the spoiler alert.)

to day was the movie on TV and the dig-cut the seen or is it just between the builder. the scene that was missing was when she takes a napkin and give it to the man on the train an put it ofthe the man on the train had something between his. teeth when i SA the movie fore the fer-st time it was their no seen i lost now because i lost one of my teeth release any question now.!!!!! ( ma-by i lost one to on the same spot ) for the rest was the movie flawless, i have it sill on my DVD TV recorder, this move i remember i when Venn's when i was 10 jars old i so a drawers making a draftsman from a women, with all of the pigeons

I don't like Depp as a slob, but here it was important. He was supposed to be an unkempt math teacher, presumably high school. I didn't like his light eyebrows or terribly unkempt hair in the early scenes. Later, I realized that this was his calculated appearance in order to appear rather incognito.In Finding Neverland, Johnny doesn't "get the girl", but here he does, in the end. Johnny has been in a lot of quirky nonromantic parts, including Edward Scissorhands and Willy Wonka. Here, it is more of an adult role which even includes fantasizing about a beautiful woman.Angelina is beautiful and ravishing. She wears beautiful clothes. Her black outfit reminded me of when she was in Maleficent. She has excellent hairstyles. I especially liked her updo at the ball. Despite what detractors have said, I liked it. It was very elegant and sophisticated.It was hard to tell the good guys from the bad guys. I had to watch it twice, in order to figure some things out. Look, there's a James Bond, Timothy Dalton, playing a secondary/tertiary part. This is rather shameful, but I realize that ensemble acting does hold a film together. He was the one, near the end, who authorized the shooting of the chief bad guy and all of his goofy minions.10/10 Great.P.S. Depp was reading a spy novel in his opening scene. This must have been a harbinger of the coming storyline, since all I saw later were a bunch of crooks, criminals and villains each trying to grease up their mustaches toward a nifty conclusion after we were kept in suspense a long time.