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Lack of good storyline.

I enjoyed watching this film and would recommend other to give it a try , (as I am) but this movie, although enjoyable to watch due to the better than average acting fails to add anything new to its storyline that is all too familiar to these types of movies.

It's the kind of movie you'll want to see a second time with someone who hasn't seen it yet, to remember what it was like to watch it for the first time.

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

Ah...another disaster from The Asylum. That's actually a perfect name for the production company because they all must be insane to keep cranking out crap like this. Here, a professor (Charlie O'Connell) has a bunch of clichéd college students on a boat for a semester at sea. When the ship breaks down, the professor and the students head to a nearby island (which is constantly referred to as an atoll when it is, in fact, an island). Along comes a mutated two-headed shark who begins attacking everything and eating everyone in sight. It's up to the dumbest people on Earth to stop this ridiculously fake-looking killing machine. If you're familiar with any of The Asylum's titles, you'll know you're in for nothing more than an awful piece of trash with beyond terrible special effects and acting so awful, screeching monkeys would be better. Carmen Electra is in this film (as O'Connell's scientist wife) mainly to show off her body and NOT her acting skills. We even get Hulk Hogan's daughter, Brooke, as one of the students who, admittedly, is of the better actors in this trash (but that's not saying much).

How could anyone Not like this movie! It's seems almost too real! The shark looked like an actual shark which completely blew my super smart mind! OMG! They obviously put millions of dollars into this movie and that's why it will win a Grammy! Brooke Hogan plays the most intriguing man in this film! It was kind of weird how I almost saw his pecker though but I didn't mind it. Carmen Electra basically played with herself the whole movie but hey who wouldn't enjoy that! I know I loved it! It was crazy seeing how that big of a shark could take down a whole island by itself! Not even jaws could do that. This movie is 10/10 I will never see a better movie. Even batman sucks compared to this!

2-Headed Shark Attack (2012) - The Good, the Bad and the Dimensionally Challenged.Synopsis: A group of students on an extended field trip of some sort are attacked by a 2-headed killer shark. Stranded at sea and confined to a sinking atoll, they have to find a way to kill the shark.The Good: Obviously, I know what I am getting into when I watch a movie called "2-Headed Shark Attack" and that goes double for a movie of that name released by the infamous The Asylum production company. You are looking for camp value, nothing more. Still, there has to be a semblance of logic behind the script. What I was hoping to find was a silly romp mixed with a killer shark. What I found was some "it's so bad it's funny", but more of "it's so bad it's just bad". Honestly, there is very little reason to watch this movie. Sure, Brooke Hogan and Carmen Electra are in bikinis. Google it and save yourself 88 minutes. Honestly, I can think of a million actresses that I'd rather see in a bikini if that is what I was watching for... so it's not that aspect of it for me that is appealing. I'm looking for laughs (intentional and unintentional) and gore here. And if it's the campy "so bad it's funny" angle you are after like me, there is some of that. The problem is that it's more about how ridiculously the movie is pieced together and the logic of the characters versus bad acting and dialogue. Don't get me wrong, the acting and dialogue are atrocious, but it's more irritating than funny. There just isn't much about this movie that is good.The Bad: Well, the whole movie is bad, but I'll single out a few main reasons why. First, yes... the acting is really bad and the dialogue is even worse. Once you realize Brooke Hogan is the BEST actress in the movie you are watching, you know you're in trouble. That's not the worst thing though. As awful as the dialogue and acting is, the characters are worse. They are all so whiny and annoying and unlikeable. There isn't a single character to like except maybe the nerdy kid. They all hate each other and they say and do really stupid things for the entirety of the movie. Next, the editing is absolutely atrocious. I guess even from this piece of trash, I expected something better. They go from one scene where they are in waist-deep water and then the shark attacks and they are in 20 ft of water... then back and forth. The directors take the audience for fools. Maybe they just thought the movie was going to be so bad they didn't care. Who knows. All I know is that over and over, logic is thrown out the window. The writers constantly put the characters in stupid situations and use the weakest of plot devices to further a story that makes no sense. For example, the atoll (not island... atoll - this is made very clear... it's an atoll) is collapsing and they are all running down a path. Two girls veer off down another path away from the group. One of the couple that sees them says, "They are going the wrong way!" To which the guy replies, "It's too late for them! Let's go!" What!? How about just yell, "Hey, stop! We're all going this way, so come back!". Nope, that would be logical and not get the directors to the kill shot. So the girls run to the end of that path, which leads to a dock... where they stupidly walk out on and... yeah, get eaten. All those ridiculous plot devices lead to the shark killing someone. It happens over and over and over in this brain-dead movie. It's insufferable. The director takes us all for idiots time and time again. I get it... it's a low production movie, but that doesn't excuse massive lapses in logic. Lastly, I'll mention the effects... which are all done using very poor CGI. There are very few practical effects and it's just ridiculously bad. The CGI shots are detrimental to the continuity and made it impossible to edit this movie in any natural way.The Dimensionally Challenged: Okay, so by the end of the movie, I had one question left. Logically, the movie was a muddled masterpiece of disorganization... and I came to grips with that. What I couldn't figure out was how big the 2-headed shark actually was? One minute, people are getting attacked in waist deep water, the next they are saying they are safe because they are in shallow water. One minute, the shark is big enough to smash against and SINK an entire island - oh, forgive me... ATOLL - the next, he is small enough to swim onto the flooded atoll and fit inside a small hut. Sigh... What takes the cake is when one of the girls lights a t-shirt used as a wick leading to a gas can.... underwater. Yeah, I'll end this right here.

Don't get me wrong, I like watching terrible movies. Just a couple of weeks ago I subjected myself to "Sharktopus," which was quite terrible but mildly entertaining throughout. I wish I could say the same about this pile of crap that some call a "movie." No amount of boobs or ridiculously long scenes of Carmen Electra sunbathing could save this movie from the depths of hell in which it rightfully rests. I have never really felt that watching any movie has been a waste of time. This movie changed my opinions and made me want the 80 or so minutes I spent watching this back so I could do something remotely good for humanity, like destroying every copy of this movie ever made to save the children from having to live in a world where this terrible movie exists. Excusing the flimsy plot held up by Carmen Electra's sex appeal which can only be exploited so many times before we begin to see through it, there are so many things wrong with this movie that I personally believe that those responsible for making it should be shot. Why in the hell is there a concrete bridge on some remote island in the Pacific? If I tried to list everything in this movie that was wrong, I would have to drop out of school and make this a full-time job. Don't watch this movie. Even if you like movies like "Troll 2," you will find yourself wishing you had never heard of this monstrosity. Like the two-headed shark, this movie should be blown up by a gas tank that somehow explodes with a wet t-shirt ignited underwater.