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Memorable, crazy movie

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"Pánico en el Transiberiano" its one of the best films I have seen that stars Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing, its on the level of even the best Hammer movies. I found it to be quite interesting that this is my favorite adaptation of "Who Goes There?" while many people prefer "The Thing" movies I think this one's better by a huge margin.Our beloved horror duo certainly elevate the material, but that's not to say that the movie would have been sub par without them, there's enough good elements in the movie itself to make it worthwhile. This is such a fascinating concept, it lends itself for many twists and turns.I really love how weird it got, it touches subjects such as the usual religion vs Science debate, the unknown and it even has some political overtones, and at the same time it features a silly ape-like creature with glowing red eyes attacking people. I wouldn't dare to call this a B movie, given that for many people that's a pejorative term, but lets just say that people who like bizarre monster movies wont have a hard time enjoying this.

This is one of those films that starts out great and remains so for the entire duration. It's also The Thing: Train Version, so that helps. And it's got Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee and Telly Savalas in it. And Victor Isreal and I'm seeing him everywhere these days.Lee plays an English aristocrat out pilfering from other cultures in the name of science, and this time he's picked himself up a creepy looking frozen fossil that he intends on talking back to England via the Trans-Siberian express. Peter Cushing is a friendly scientific rival who ends up on the same train. Plus there's loads of non-English actors but who cares about them, eh? Thing is, this fossil is still alive, and smart, and likes to suck people's brains out through their eyes (not literally, but it's still a great effect when the victim's eyes bleed and turn white). The fossil himself looks pretty creepy too, and makes his way through a rather large amount of the cast (and then turns some of them into zombies!).Lee is at first disbelieving, and Cushing is brought in to do autopsies on various corpses, plus there's the problem that the fossil/monster thing can switch bodies - but who can tell who is the Thing and how will Kurt Ruseetlwhoisjdh.Lee and Cushing are always great so there's no worries there. Savalas turns up later and does his thing too. There's plenty of atmosphere here, and the bodies literally pile up towards the end. And for those that doubt - it's online free. Why argue with that? And I've just read they only had one train carriage to film in? Madness.

When a professor ships a fossil of a prehistoric ape-man back to the UK from China, the train-ride back becomes the hunting ground for the reawakened creature as he targets the passengers onboard, forcing a few survivors to stop the creature before it kills them all.For the most part this one was a decent mid-70s Eurohorror. One of the more enjoyable elements here comes from the rather fun amount of confrontations with the creature, as this one manages to provide that facet quite nicely throughout here. There's some fine scenes in the first half as there's the rather enjoyable excavation scene getting the creature out of the ice and loaded onto the train while it's escape from containment is quite creepy as well with the inhuman hand reaching out to get the lock replaced and then confronting the guard trying to stop it. The fact that it's loose and constantly on the prowl makes other really fun encounters as the patrolling guards encountering it in the kids' room or the creature getting the drop on the thief in the luggage compartment where they first encounter the creature makes for some rather fun times here. When the second half features the idea of the supposedly-dead creature still haunting the train this one becomes even more fun with the fever-pitch suspense driving idea of the creature's true whereabouts and identity this has quite a lot more to really like with their search for the hiding place on-board with the search being completely unaware of the shape-shifting abilities and using the fact that this one features the creature hiding in plain sight going for some pretty ingenious stalking scenes with the creature going after those who it thinks knows it's true identity resulting in plenty of fine stalking sequences on the train. With the body- hopping allowing for some rather enjoyable sequences bringing out the rather fun and exciting final half where they get the outside officers resulting in the wild massacre of the staff and the big final resolution where they finally manage to stop the creature once and for all through a rather ingenious method here, it provides a rather enjoyable finish to this one. Alongside the great creature design and the high body-count, this one really gets a lot to like here even though there's a few flaws on display. The film's biggest flaw is the fact that it commit the cardinal sin that these should never do, kill off the creature in the first half so it's not visible for the second half, and those scenes sitting around the train simply waiting around for a plan of action are dreadfully dull. Likewise, the fact that it pulls the trump-card of it's powers at the very end here is somewhat confusing as there's almost no reason for it to accomplish this at this point in the film and it really could've used some work in that area describing it's powers and motivation. It's still somewhat fun, but these flaws here do drag this down.Rated PG: Violence and Language.

It's as nutty as a Dundee Cake is Horror Express, but a wonderful slice of horror it is. Boasting Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing as a twin elegant force that are fighting evil, pic is in safe hands. As the title suggests, story takes place on a train, a Trans-Siberian Express no less. Anthropologist Prof. Sir Alexander Saxton (Lee) has discovered a creature frozen during one of his mountain expeditions, and has it safely locked up during the train journey. Yeah, right! Pretty soon grisly deaths start occurring so Saxton and Dr. Wells (Cushing) must find out what the beast is and how to stop it - if it can be stopped that is...It's a splendid amalgamation of films like And Then There Were None and The Thing from Another World. Although it's often cheap looking, the modest budget actually makes the "B" movie roots engage rather than hinder. Telly Savalas' introduction late in the day doesn't make a lot of sense, and he hams it for all he's worth, but again there's a horror charm about it as the blood does flow and eyeballs do pop. While the revelation and modus operandi of the creature, the science aspects of it, contains good thought and doesn't insult the viewers in spite of the nuttiness of it all.Great fun, so go buy a ticket and get on board. 7.5/10