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One of my all time favorites.

Although it has its amusing moments, in eneral the plot does not convince.

The movie's neither hopeful in contrived ways, nor hopeless in different contrived ways. Somehow it manages to be wonderful

Although I seem to have had higher expectations than I thought, the movie is super entertaining.

A poor movie whose only real merit is the effectiveness of the James Corden/Matthew Horne buddy relationship fronting it up.Lesbian Vampire Killers is of course intended to be a spoof of gross-out horror movies, so it's difficult to criticise it too much for the pathetic attempts at creating fearful vampirical lesbians.So it's a good job that plenty of room is allowed for Corden to deliver a series of moderately amusing one-liners such as "Even dead women'd sooner sleep with each other than get with me it would appear." Unfortunately, by the climax, the comedy is well and truly exhausted and the movie really creaks at the seams as the heroes go about defeating the vampire queen by means of a phallus-handled sword.

OK it's not the greatest movie, but it is nowhere near as bas as the reviews made out.....Hell nothing could be THAT bad!! Plot In A Paragraph: Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads (James Corden and Matthew Horne) out onto the moors as a sacrifice.I don't understand what some people were expecting going to see a movie called "Lesbian Vampire Killers". You know you ain't getting high drama. You are getting Lesbian vampires and killing, and this movie had all of them. Corden and Horne were funny, the women were attractive (especially Emer Kenny as Rebecca) and there were some laughs were to be had too.

This movie is up there with Hitchcocks Psycho as a classic that will forever be known as a hidden diamond. Prejudice viewers will often see the title and refuse to watch this brilliant film, but in the end it is them who are going to miss out!The acting in superb in this master piece, the gags are ever lasting with some memorable quotes that will forever exist in the English literature. But it does not end there, with the storyline demonstrating the bond that is felt between two friends on a quest and the loyalty that one must always hold true to their bro. To put this movie into comparison, one needn't look further then The Omen to see that it is everything that is this "horror", only better with more cock swords.Anyone who refuses to watch this at a movie night, even though the votes are for it and the people voting against it have been proved to have poor judgment and a lack of humanity, should move to Frankston so as to join the uneducated in ignorance and inbred herpes.

If this film was at least funny, I would stand watching it to the end. But no, it's utter-boring, the story is two dudes looking for something to do, then they find some hot and stupid chicks who have nothing to add to this film neither anything funny to say. Not to mention the annoying accent they all have.With all these deceptions, how we, spectators, are supposed to keep watching? The writers must do something to make the film work and involve the audience, it's not just putting some people out of nowhere saying stupid things and people will think it's good. Don't even bother!