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Dirty Love
The klutzy yet stunning Rebecca Sommers walks in on her hunky boyfriend in bed with another woman. They break up and Rebecca starts to fall apart, but, with the help of her close girlfriends, she begins to date again. Unfortunately, the men she meets all happen to be crazy. John, her dorky guy friend, tries to express his secret love for Rebecca, but she's too busy to notice as she tries to come to terms with her breakup.
Release : | 2005 |
Rating : | 3.5 |
Studio : | Big Screen Entertainment Group, Palisades Pictures, DEJ Productions, |
Crew : | Art Direction, Production Design, |
Cast : | Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg Eddie Kaye Thomas Carmen Electra Guillermo Díaz Victor Webster |
Genre : | Comedy Romance |
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I think this is a new genre that they're all sort of working their way through it and haven't got all the kinks worked out yet but it's a genre that works for me.
Very very predictable, including the post credit scene !!!
As Good As It Gets
Like the great film, it's made with a great deal of visible affection both in front of and behind the camera.
I read a lot of reviews about Dirty Love, most of them being negative. I suppose that comparing this movie to any type of method acting would make me incredibly frustrated as a viewer; but I do not see this particular project as a means to show good method comedy acting but to tell an over-the-top version of a story--like an R rated SNL. & while SNL is used for a live audience, I can see why doing this on film would be very confusing but to be honest, I love it. These are improv characters they've developed taking it into the next level of exaggeration, which is a very rare humor that the mainstream audience might not relate to.Nevertheless, unlike Grease 2 (which is truly the most awful movie in the world, come on guys) I can completely relate to each character. I can name a friend or loved one that is exactly like those girls. It's ridiculous but that's what makes it completely relate-worthy to all those women out there who, while outwardly may look amazingly privileged or may look the most beautiful, are human. We are all going to have those crazy days when we show up late to work & are speechless in how to explain the truthful yet truly unbelievable circumstance that just occurred. I admit that my first time seeing this I myself experienced culture shock. But now I get it, and it gave me the best Valentine's Day even being married, I searched & found a copy at Rasputin Records & it's by far the best chick flick for goofy girls that hate normal chick flicks & can stomach Housebunny (also one of my favorites for similar reasons). Quotable stuff in there, the characters to me are well developed & hilarious, & jeez who actually likes a comedic series the first time? Different types of comedy are an acquired taste. That doesn't mean it's not good.& by the way, Eddie Kay Thomas rocked it.
What an entertaining movie!I share the critical consensus, that it is poorly made and a failure in all its intended dimensions. But I watch movies a different way, and that allows me to get a lot out of it. In this case, it matters that this is Jenny McCarthy's project.If you do not know her, she was a nude model with artificial breasts who achieved the golden prize, the 'Playmate of the Year.' She was able to create a marketable persona as a lovable ditz. Later, she would become a spokesperson for one of the more dangerous ignorant memes; that vaccines caused her son's autism. What is salient here is that she is a dumb model with an act like the early Goldie Hawn and who married a filmmaker.She gets enough leverage to make her own movie. This was written by her; she plays the main role and her husband directs. So what is it about? Both sides of her: a vacuous supermodel who has no understanding of 'real love' and who spends the movie involved in embarrassing his hapless lover. She physically plays that target, who is a photographer like her husband..Among the embarrassments we are supposed to find comedic: her jilted tantrums; being vomited on; publicly slipping in a pool of her menstrual blood; having her breasts exposed in public; volunteering for casual sex with a couple losers; any number of silly 'girl talk' episodes; an extended drugtaking sequence and the final wrapup (where she finds her true love) triggered by a ridiculous belief in fortunetelling.To emphasize the embarrassments, we have two on-screen observers in her roommates, also extreme stereotypes. One, played by Kam Heskin, is actually effective because it finds the comedic balance Jenny misses.So, the fold here is simple: a woman's real life, exploited by her. It is supposed to leverage a dumb blond stereotype on screen and fails, but succeeds if you know that the created it herself.Ted's Evaluation -- 2 of 3: Has some interesting elements.
This movie is like watching Jenny McCarthy pour a gallon of gasoline over herself and then light a match. Her most vicious and implacable enemy world couldn't have come up with anything that makes McCarthy look worse than what she's created here of her own volition. After Dirty Love, I'm surprised she ever got another job in Hollywood. I mean any job, even waitressing or cleaning out septic tanks. I'm never seen any film that tried so awesomely hard to be funny and still failed this horrifically. When I watched the movie Holocaust in high school, it had more laughs than this thing.McCarthy wrote this script and it was directed by her then-husband John Asher, which means Dirty Love is the single greatest argument for the banning of heterosexual marriage. Let the gays get hitched all they want, but if the union of opposite sex spouses can produce anything like this, it should be forbidden by both Man and God. If an illiterate hobo with no fingers wrote a screenplay with a pencil in his mouth and handed it to eyeless, lipless proctologist to film with a camera stuck in his ass, I'd rather watch that than see Dirty Love again. This thing is the Citizen Kane of suck.Rebecca (Jenny McCarthy) is a woman who thinks she has a perfect romance going with her model boyfriend Richard (Victor Webster). Then she walks in on him boffing another chick and has her life fall apart. There's a series of scenes that practically could have been written by a random word generator and the story ends with Rebecca making possibly the dumbest relationship decision any woman has ever made in the history of romantic comedy.I'm actually struggling to find the words that can express the full grotesqueness of this film. Carmen Electra plays a full blown "Wigger". There's a scene where McCarthy leaks at least a pint of blood from her vagina. Tall women are held up as universal objects of sexual ridicule. McCarthy molests her own boobs so harshly I'm surprised she didn't break an implant. The only moment in the entire production that bears the slightest resemblance to real human behavior involves a pawn broker. The camera-work on display here is as imaginative as an old episode of Romper Room. McCarthy spends most of the movie looking like she hasn't washed her hair in two weeks. No, that still doesn't come close.Let me try this. Rebecca has a long suffering guy friend named John (Eddie Kaye Thomas) who's always worshipped her in silence. John is supposed to be the "nice guy" Rebecca is meant to end up with after she runs an obstacle course of oddballs and a-holes. But the movie introduces John in such a way that you think he's the boyfriend of Carmen Electra's character and he and Rebecca don't have a scene together until the film is 1/3rd over. And while it's visually obvious why John has the hots for Rebecca, the only thing he has to offer is the sort of devotion those little purse dogs have to the debutantes who carried them around and this story wants us to believe that is the nature of pure love!No, that's still not enough. Imagine someone stuffing a cactus up your anus while pouring two gallons of hot sauce down your throat. Think about getting a pelvic exam from a leper. Consider what it would be like to give your grandfather a handjob in front of all the kids you knew in 6th grade. Now try to conceive of something worse than all of that put together and you'll have some inkling of what Dirty Love is like.For Jenny McCarthy's sake, I sure hope there's no such thing as karma because what will have to happen to her to compensate for inflicting this film on the public would make The Human Centipede look like a trip to Disney World.
Sure Dirty Love is not the funniest movie i ever seen, even in the category of "over the top" comedy aka "american pie style". It had some funny moments and some over exaggerated even for its kind(the supermarket scene) Sure Carmen Elektra's character was so much of a black parody it was not even funny, but the general plot about Becca and John was pretty good for me as it remind me of a personal situation(that sadly, the girl in question was not as clever as Becca) So well gags goes to pretty funny to garberish crap, general story is fun but some character where rubbish...lets just say Dirty love make itself as one of the ordinary comedies of the year.... but i have seen way worse than that....