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To me, this movie is perfection.

If you don't like this, we can't be friends.

Very good movie overall, highly recommended. Most of the negative reviews don't have any merit and are all pollitically based. Give this movie a chance at least, and it might give you a different perspective.

One of the most extraordinary films you will see this year. Take that as you want.

If you like horror and comedy, this should be right up your street. Very enjoyable movie. I am a horror fan Dating back as far as the late 60s and this movie is in my top ten Shaun of the dead is better. but this just has something special in the location and story line. Remember it is a movie to enjoy you will love it if you are a true horror fan.

When I watched this upon its original release, I hated it. Literally, hated it. Though that could have been because there were better films of the same ilk out at the time. Now, however, with the influx of bad movies (and not in a good way) this looks as though it should win Oscars.What you have is a kidnapping gone wrong, this is largely due to the ineptitude of the gang. The only person who knows how to be rough and violent is David, who is nicely portrayed by Andy Serkis. Unfortunately, he cannot get like minded people to help so he wrangles his brother Peter, over-acted by Reece Sheersmith (way too much Shouty- Shouty), and Andrew (who is a pathetic sop), played well by Steven O'Donnell. They kidnap Andrew's step-sister Tracey, played woodenly by Jennifer Ellison, who likes to get violent and has a very blue vocabulary - you actually cheer when she gets taken out.Things go wrong when the ransom money turns out to be tissues and Andrew is followed to the cottage by contract killers, hired by his dad. Tracey gets free and takes Peter hostage after beating him to a pulp and stumble through the woods looking for a house with a phone. This is where they come across a farm... with a cellar... a cellar that has strange noises coming from it...The comedy comes from the script and the slapstick violence that is wrought upon Peter. And I did find myself laughing out load. There are also some nice tense moments when the people are walking through the woods. And a creepy but funny scene at the local village telephone.The story, though it differs from other psycho killer slasher movies by having a decent backstory, though overly long, is still directed in the run-of-the-mill fashion for this genre and offers nothing new, though it doesn't detract from the movie.The main drawback is the characters of Tracey, Peter, and Andrew. Which, after a short while, start to grind on every nerve I had. Like I said, you're happy when the killer ends Tracey's constant vocal spew of swear words. Peter is so high strung to be unbelievable, which is also Andrews problem, you cannot conceive of anybody being so useless. You wonder how these two actually make it through their lives.The other drawback is the gaping holes in the story, which if you stop to think about it are so obvious that they will annoy you... so leave your brain at the door and don't think - just enjoy!That said it is funny enough and has enough action and story to make it interesting and keep your attention for at least one viewing. Who knows, if I watch this again in another eight years time I may have to adjust my opinion of it once again.

In a remote part of the countryside, a bungled kidnapping turns into a living nightmare for four central characters when they cross paths with a psychopathic farmer and all hell breaks loose.My experience with Paul Andrew Williams has been brief, though with his limited filmography this probably is no surprise. The first thing of his I saw was "The Children", which was excellent. However, being that he only supplied the story and did not write the screenplay or direct, his influence is hard to gauge.Next I saw "Cherry Tree Lane", which I do not particularly care for. I will admit that if you want a realistic story of a family being terrorized by teenagers, this is about the best job that could be done. But it is not my cup of tea, and did not leave me overly impressed.And so, I entered into "The Cottage" a little bit less than confident, and was immediately impressed. Williams has a phenomenal script here, seamlessly blending a crime drama, a comedy and a horror film without missing a beat. As the genres blend together or flow from one to another, it never seems forced or awkward. The success of this feat alone make the film worthwhile, as I am unable to think of any other picture that has even tried this blend.But beyond the script, the characters are excellently cast and acted (it is nice to see Andy Serkis in a human role). The special effects are well above average. The makeup is quite good. And there is enough action, suspense and humor to really keep just about everyone interested in the picture.Ultimately, a great film that received too little publicity at the time of its release. Hopefully it is not too late to save it from obscurity.

This little gem is definitely not something you see all that often. I honestly have no idea what made me watch it years back, but I'm glad I did because it is a very good horror movie. It starts off slow and the horror portion of it does not begin until literally halfway through. However, it is not boring at all because they give you time to develop the characters and let you know who they are. There are also plenty of hilarious moments that will have you laughing out loud. One particularly hilarious scene is when a woman beats a man up while her hands are tied behind her back. She later goes on to call him obscenities which makes the moment all the more hilarious. I would consider this a dark comedy/horror slasher. You have some great-funny dialogue mixed in with some messed up death scenes and a few moments that might make you jump. There is also a cameo by none other than Pinhead himself. Okay, it's just the actor (Doug Bradley) who played him in all of the official Hellraiser movies, but it's still a memorable cameo.Two men hide out in a country-side cottage after a botched kidnapping while their hostage makes the situation more chaotic. To make things worse, they have a neighbor who is not someone you would want to run into… ever. Liked stated above, the horror does not really come into play until halfway through the movie. The first half is dark comedy with character introductions and plot building. The second half is a gory slasher with some humor mixed in. While many do not seem to care for the way the movie slowly turns into horror, I appreciate it for taking a different approach. I like to think of it as a story of people who are having a bad day and it gradually gets worse. What could possibly top their bad day? Stumbling onto a farm where a deranged being lives. It is definitely more about the main character introduced at the start than getting into any of the back-story introduced on the farm, so just remember that. The score is also surprisingly good, something not often seen in the lower budget horror films. It sort of sounds a bit like Danny Elfman's score from Beetlejuice along with a few others mixed in, but it's very enjoyable and adds to the movie.I really enjoyed this movie and if you are looking for a hilarious, well-made horror film then watch The Cottage.