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Very very predictable, including the post credit scene !!!

Powerful

Good films always raise compelling questions, whether the format is fiction or documentary fact.

The thing I enjoyed most about the film is the fact that it doesn't shy away from being a super-sized-cliche;

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time a boy called Rhys Mogg was listening to Cannibal Corpse to help him go to sleep after a long day farting. He looked into his toilet a saw a great big poop. Out of the blue, Blaze Bayley came along and said 'OC vomit or shotgun' and lots of gummy bears came out of the skylight and consumed him.This movie reminded me of this story. It shows the horror of being consumed alive and is an inspiration to anyone who has ever been digested. The special effects are so well done that I started crying. I do not cry easily, the last time I cried was when my mother had me aborted. The acting is so realistic that I though it was a real story and was shocked to find that it is fact not a documentary, or say my friend told me. I sacrificed a baby to the great lord Satan to find if my friend was speaking the truth, and to my dismay I found out that there are indeed actors in this movie. If you ever have a chance to see this movie, I would highly recommend it as it is a modern classic and a masterpiece, up with the greats like 'The Hero of Colour City' and 'Spy Kids 4'. This is a great movie for kids who love such films like 'A Serbian Film' Just don't forget to look out for Blaze Bayley as I heard he is now shoving bran flakes into peoples eyes. A bit violent if you ask me.

I'm happy to announce that I'm the proud owner of the DVD of this great masterpiece! All my movies are alphabetized, so yes it's kind of a disgrace that this movie is next to Shawshank Redemption. I'm looking for a nice blu ray version of Shawshank so that I can remove the DVD. But of course that's not the reason I'm taking time to post this review. Back to Shark Attack 3, I'm thankful that I bought this movie once (for 2 euro's). This is the epitome of total crap, but in a very amusing way. This movie is so bad, you'll want to watch it over and over again. Crappy effects, crappy dialog, Bulgarian actors posing as Mexicans and speaking fluent American English, etc. There's not a specific flaw in this movie, it's a cavalcade of flaws that create the best waste of film I've ever seen. The one-liner that John Barrowman uses on Jenny McShane is legendary. The Megalodon is also fun to see, despite the poor CGI. Some nice nudity and plenty of gory deaths add up to the pros of this movie. Absolute crap, but the best crap there is. An instant classic!!!

So, where do I even begin on this summary? Well, I guess we'll start off with how I viewed a clip of this movie on the internet that was talking about some of the worst movie scenes of all time, Shark Attack 3 was #1 with the ending attack. I couldn't stop laughing and darn my attraction to good bad movies, I had to see what this was about. So I bought the film cheap off the net and watched it over the weekend, I don't even know what to say.A very large shark has been terrorizing the workers trying to install an underwater cable of the coast of Mexico, so a resort security diver, Ben, takes it upon himself to put a stop to the killing. However, a tooth he finds is identified by researcher Cat Stone to be from not a shark, but a prehistoric megalodon, thought to be extinct for 24 million years. With a crew of victims they set out to hunt the beast. But little do they know, the big shark attacking their boat and eating their crewmembers are the babies, and their mother is really, really big and angry.First off, I have no idea what country this was made in because like any bad movie, the lip syncing is off. The voices don't even sound like they belong to the actor. Secondly, the acting is so beyond bad, but at least in a fun way. Because honestly with a script where two people are having a normal conversation to the guy interrupting with how he's going to take the girl home and eat her "cat" we'll say to sensor that out. Thirdly, there are very random sex scenes along with nudity that I'm not sure is for the cheap shot because it definitely did not add anything to the story. Fourthly, the shark attack scenes are a lot of really bad home made stock footage that you could totally tell the difference because the shark goes from a normal size shark to 50 times it's size in the next shot.Fifth, the effects are absolutely horrendous, but once again in a fun way. We go from the shark eating a human that is the size of his mouth to him devouring a life boat with several people in it. Sixth, the actors are all unbelievably good looking people who look like they belong on Baywatch. I love how the paleontologist looks like a lost Victoria's Secret model. Seventh, a lot of these victims are so lame, that they deserve to get eaten. I mean the main villain is laughing manically before he sails into the shark's mouth. Eighth, the shark drags his victims now to the sea where for a minute I thought he was dragging a girl to be his mate, but I guess he just wanted dinner to go. Ninth, this was in so many words a rip off of all the Jaws films. The shark is still growling for some reason and that's more funny than scary. And finally, ten, a lot of this film just made no sense whatsoever and wasn't scary by any means. However, it is extremely entertaining on that bad level. So if you're like me looking for a fun bad film, this would be high on the list as I add it to my WTF collection of DVD's. But a warning, this is a bad film if you don't even like the fun ones, you may want to steer clear.1/10

Shark Attack 3 (2002)** (out of 4) If you haven't anything good to do then you might as well go crazy and create something incredibly cheesy and that's exactly what SHARK ATTACK 3 does. The basic storyline has a lifeguard/cop/something finding a large shark tooth that can't be identified except by one woman who just happens to know it belongs to a long-lost relative to the Great White that was thought to have died out with the dinosaurs. After many people are killed they finally kill the shark but then its 75-foot mother shows up for revenge. Yes, there's a seventy-five foot shark that shows up and yes we see her eat a raft full of people in one gulp. This film starts off pretty straight as we get the typical "shark talk" that is always featured in these types of films. We get to know our main characters, they begin to fall for one another and those dumb enough to go into the water are eaten in violent ways. For the first forty-five minutes this thing doesn't do anything out of the ordinary but when the mother shows up this thing just switches gears and goes for something completely different. I guess it will be up to the viewer in how they take this but I personally thought the first half was the better film but there's no question it's the second half that is going to make people talk and bring people to put this in their Netflix queue. As you'd expect, the performances are all rather poor and that includes our leads John Barrowman and Jenny McShane. At times you'd think they were just acting bad for the cameras and perhaps they were just trying to add up some campy moments but the line delivery is at times rather embarrassing. The rest of the cast aren't all that impressive either but to be fair most of them are only on screen to be eaten. As with the previous two films in the series, this one here features a lot of stock footage from documentaries about sharks as well as a few clips taken from the previous film. As you expect, none of the footage adds up very well and it's always obvious when a different shark is on screen. There are a couple fake sharks used as well and these aren't going to fool anything either. This entry takes thing up on notch in terms of gore and nudity, which will be a good thing to most who are viewing this thing. It's also worth noting that the sex scene here is one of the greatest in the history of cinema. Not because of the nudity but because they try to make it all romantic with slow motion and so on but it fails so badly that you'll be laughing until it hurts.