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All Cheerleaders Die
When tragedy rocks Blackfoot High, rebellious outsider Mäddy Killian shocks the student body by joining the cheerleading squad. After a confrontation with the football team, Mäddy and her new cheerleader friends are sent on a supernatural roller coaster ride which leaves a path of destruction none of them may be able to escape.
Release : | 2013 |
Rating : | 5.1 |
Studio : | Modernciné, |
Crew : | Art Direction, Production Design, |
Cast : | Caitlin Stasey Sianoa Smit-McPhee Brooke Butler Amanda Grace Benitez Reanin Johannink |
Genre : | Horror Comedy Thriller |
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Why so much hype?
Very very predictable, including the post credit scene !!!
Am i the only one who thinks........Average?
Although I seem to have had higher expectations than I thought, the movie is super entertaining.
This god-damn film. Up there with some of the dumbest films I've ever seen but I actually loved it. For a film that's supposed to be ridiculous I laughed with it just as much as at. I love that the main character is gay and the film isn't about that "discovering yourself" bs. Really refreshing to see as an LGBT person. Odd to see such good representation in such a mostly non serious, oversexualized B movie. If they wanted to make me hate the villain they did a great job,all admitted the transition to the story came a bit out of nowhere during the film,but it makes the motives for the protagonists revenge plot and fuels hate for the villain so much more. Its enjoyable to watch a scumbag get taken down. The humour all be it ridiculous was quite good,I laughed considerably during this film,mostly unintentionally at the special effects but also the writing was stupid and funny keeping in that dumb highschool genre all the while adding a new layer of self awareness to it. The cliffhanger at the end of the movie is killing me,please just go into production on the sequel because damn do I want to see it. Gotta be a cult classic,if not for everyone definitely for me.
The poster looks pretty good. The trailer looks OK.Then I realized any small part of this movie worth watching had been crammed into a 90 second trailer.The sound is cheap. I had to turn my volume up to around 90 to hear anything with any real clarity.The effects are even cheaper - if you're going to kill people on the cheap you may as well throw some real dead bodies around the screen as I'm fairly certain their acting would at a minimum be on a par with what I was watching on screen.45 minutes in I had to remind myself if I didn't claw my way to the end of this film I'd have wasted 45 minutes. In the end, as expected it turned out I'd wasted 90.Even the hot women couldn't save this movie. All Cheerleaders Die? After watching this I thought I might. Abysmal.
...is really not a good idea, but Lucky "May" McKee and Chris "The Lost" Sivertson went right ahead and did it anyway. The cast of relative unknowns do their damnedest, to little avail, with a script that has no real idea what it wants to accomplish and takes its own sweet time doing it. Syd Field would not be pleased, nor any other screen writing guru, and apparently the most recent crop of IMDb mavens aren't, either. I'm not surprised. There's some nonsense involving a totally distorted interpretation of Wiccan magic, some very limp lipstick lesbianism, a touch of unimpressive gore, and a coterie of actors who (at least according to the DVD's brief making-of feature) had more fun making this film than they reveal on screen. I can only hope they were paid scale at least; they deserve it after consenting to be in this mess. Forgettable at best, and a definite blot on any self-respecting public library's reputation, this is not going to lead to bigger and better things for anyone involved. Strictly for the indiscriminate viewer only.
Some girl who doesn't like cheerleaders is filming some documentary about them, following the main cheerleader around. That one is one bitchy chick, who dies a hilarious death while showing off on video during practice. So what does Maddy, the cheerleader-hating girl do? Audition for dead girl's place.Also following them around is a wiccan chick. And of course you've got to have the football players, one uglier and more obnoxious than the other. Maddy gets the now-main cheerleader, Tracy, to think that her guy, one of the football players, is cheating on her. She insults him via text. He doesn't understand but gets angry. During some evening soiree out in the woods, the girls are hanging out in one area, the guys in another. Maddy seduces Tracy who when she sees her guy attacks him verbally. He punches her brutally. When the girls leave in their car they fall down a cliff and die. The wicking girl resurrects them with her magic crystals which embed themselves into each of the girls. And indeed, they come back to life. In the case of two sisters though they awaken in the other's body.Quickly they realize that they need human blood to survive and that they are somehow connected. When one of them lusts or hungers, the others feel it too. Of course they will have to take revenge on the guys who are stunned to see them walk around school when they saw them die the night before. But it won't be easy as the woman-brutalizer who apparently owns the football team even though he isn't the quarterback, figures out what is going on and uses that knowledge to his advantage.Lucky McKee continues his quest to show Hollywood that he's the most feminist filmmaker of feminist filmmakers. Aside from the standard obnoxious demonization of men, or in this case, boys, All Cheerleaders Die is a well-done and somewhat original supernatural horror movie. Of course a movie like this depends entirely on the girls, and Caitlin Stasey and Brooke Butler make it work. The lovely Amanda Grace Cooper is a revelation. What doesn't work though is some of the male cast and characters starting with the atrocious villain. I also would have preferred a different actress to play the witch. You know, witches can be hot, too. They don't all have to look weird and creepy. A more serious problem though is that you have a campy movie about cheerleaders but with almost no nudity. At least there's some kissing among the girls. Also annoying is the push to try and sell us a soundtrack CD by constantly adding some completely out of place music that rarely fits the scene. Still, I enjoyed this movie and look forward to sequels.