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Memorable, crazy movie

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Blistering performances.

Talking about Terror is a collection of sharks swimming in the sand, terrorizing beautiful tropical beaches, and killing many people Sand Shark (2012) cute, unusual, ridiculous, excited and very original film compared to similar shark movies, sharks in this movie are so ridiculous they are swimming in sand, ignored with silly characters characters in this movie .. Funny dialogue dialog that makes I laugh, but bad CGI minus from this movie .. Forget it and enjoy this movie ...

Almost as funny as this movie are the one-star reviews here where people took it seriously and were affronted that it's bad. Folks, it's supposed to be bad. It's pastiche. It's a comedy. It may not be a comedy at the level of Airplane or Tremors but it did make me laugh aloud a half-dozen times. And compared to how often I laugh at many Hollywood rom-coms, this thing wins, fins down.The place I probably laughed the loudest is when the brainless MTV dance party kids are dancing, a coed about to strip off her bikini top gets eaten, and the drug dealer who enticed her to take off the top is splattered with blood. He throws his hands up and shrieks … and , obediently, all the brain-dead dance party teens throw their hands up and shriek/whoo as cued. It's so perfectly encapsulates the hive mind of such kids, who I've always loathed, and it was cultural critique, imo, and funny at two levels. C'mon, how is that not funny?The puns are groan-worthy. The acting is broad on purpose. To drive home the point about it being a pastiche, Roger Corman is mentioned in the dialogue. I think it's far better than Sharknado.

WOW…this movie had everything. It had acting…which was bad; it had a script…which was also bad, and the directing…ditto on that being bad too. I will say it did have women in it pretending to act with really nice cleavages. Their boobs moved when they spoke, now that is an example of one class act. I don't know what any of them said, but I doubt it was really that important. Meh – these are markings of a really good movie – right? Well I was thinking about giving this movie ten stars, and then I saw the beginning. Fortunately for me, I recorded this monstrosity and watched it with the FFW button meshed from start to end. Even then – it sucked. I may have missed most of the dialog, but I got the idea. This movie is worthy of only negative numbers, but IMDb does not provide that option. If you must see this movie, ask yourself why? I have to ask – why is this kind of stuff pumped out? I mean the big-named flicks are bad enough when they try to be good…but why are movies peddled that are intentionally bad?

I love ridiculous movies - funny movies - stupid movies . This movie is just terrible even if it was meant to be terrible . I found my kids watching it and even they said to me we need to turn this thing off. Do Not in any way turn this movie on for fear of brain damage. It may very well end up being a cult type film especially in Colorado and Washington State in the near future as they may be more apt to enjoy said film while treating their ailments. For them it will be a great way to enjoy the legalities afforded to them recently - The rest of America would be better served to "just say no" to this movie until the laws are changed in their respective states.