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Let's be realistic.

There is, somehow, an interesting story here, as well as some good acting. There are also some good scenes

It's easily one of the freshest, sharpest and most enjoyable films of this year.

One of the film's great tricks is that, for a time, you think it will go down a rabbit hole of unrealistic glorification.

Quite enjoyable! A fun, light spirited vampire comedy.

Comedy Gold in any language! I loved it. I have a passing familiarity with German, so I was mostly reliant on the subtitles for context and the actors for subtext. That sort of works out well anyway, because that's usually the way it goes with most films and in real life, too.

"Der Vampir auf der Couch" or "Therapie für einen Vampir" or "Therapy for a Vampire" is a German/Austrian co-production from 2014, so this one is roughly three years old now. It is in the German language of course and was written and directed by David Rühm, certainly his most known work. The movie was a big screen release and runs for under 90 minutes. The star here is probably Tobias Moretti and I believe that it would have been an even worse film without him. Other known actors in this award-winning work include Jeanette Hain, David Bennent (gorn-up Oskar Matzerath, the resemblance is still striking), Anatole Taubman and Karl Fischer. The title already describes very well what you are in here for. It is a mix of vampire movie with occasional horror elements and a comedy movie. The drama always has a somewhat comedic note attached to it, so don't expect really deep or heavy material. Just expect an occasional laugh. Unfortunately, these laughs are not frequent enough though for me to recommend it. The idea of a disillusioned vampire sitting on the sofa of Sigmund Freud may be a decent one and they elaborate on it fine as well, but that is really just one part of the film and it's also not working as well and being as entertaining as it could have been. So overall, I would only recommend the movie to these who really love this pretty rare combination of genres and they may even have a great time seeing it. But everybody else can certainly skip it as, while it's not a bad film by any means, it is still a bit of a missed opportunity.

From personal experience I know there's only one thing worse than zombie comedies, and that's vampire comedies! I vividly remember how much I hated painfully embarrassing films like "Love at First Bite" or "Vampire in Brooklyn", and even the almighty Mel Brooks failed to bring a smile on my face with his parody "Dracula: Dead and Loving it". Therefore I wasn't really planning to watch "Therapy for a Vampire" when it played at the Fantastic Film Festival in my country, but since I had nothing better to do I went to see it anyways. I'm very glad I did, in fact, as this Austrian/Swiss co-production turned out an incredibly pleasant surprise. Writer/director David Rühm was present at the festival to introduce his film, and that probably also helped me to appreciate the film even more, because he's a really amiable person and more than obviously a hard-working guy. This is Rühm's first film in 17 years and he explained that he needed this time primarily to gather funds and raise money for this ambitious project. The humor in "Therapy for a Vampire" is almost constant and often very sharp, but it never becomes vulgar or tasteless, and the film never turns into slapstick neither. The basic plot is quite inventive and David Rühm's explanation on how he thought up the idea makes perfect sense. Since they are immortal and forced to live only at night, it must be very difficult for vampires not to get depressed, especially since they cannot even stop and look at themselves in the mirror for a moment of reflection. This is what happens to Count Geza Von Kösznöm in Vienna in the year 1932. He seeks the help of the acclaimed psychiatrist Dr. Sigmund Freud because he's bored with his life and tired of his wife Elsa's nagging that she can't admire her own beauty in the mirror. Freud suggests that his assistant Viktor could paint Elsa's portrait, but then Count Von Kösznöm spots Viktor's girlfriend Lucy and sees in her the reincarnation of his muse Nadilla whom he lost centuries ago. The Counts wants Lucy to become his new bride, but how do you get rid of an immortal wife? Apart from an inventive script and surefooted direction, "Therapy for a Vampire" also benefices from delightful costumes, set-pieces and … gore! The make-up effects are delightfully old-fashioned and even the special effects that are generated with the help of computers and modern techniques are admirable. The gimmick of making the world-famous psychiatrist pioneer Sigmund Freud a lead character was a brilliant idea of Mr. Rühm, and there are several more truly original comedy sequences, like for example the vampire lady walking around tipsy after having killed two drunken sailors ("Their blood was full of schnapps!") or Lucy accidentally falling in love with the Count's hideous sidekick Oscar when under hypnosis. "Therapy for a Vampire" isn't the type of film that will make an everlasting impression, or one that will show up in the lists of best genre films of the year, but it's a more than enjoyable horror/comedy and certainly worth an hour and a half of your time!