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Sadly Over-hyped

It's the kind of movie you'll want to see a second time with someone who hasn't seen it yet, to remember what it was like to watch it for the first time.

It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.

Through painfully honest and emotional moments, the movie becomes irresistibly relatable

Getting off an elevator at a hospital, a small group of visitors find themselves trapped in a nightmarish parallel dimension where they are assaulted by deadly demons intent on using one of them for their devilish plans.This one turned out to be quite the utterly enjoyable effort. What really works well for this one is the central location being the appropriately creepy and chilling location such a hospital should be, and the atmosphere is creates here is quite impressive. The big scenes that come from exploiting this dreadful atmosphere comes off just as creepy where the situation itself, disembarking an elevator to an empty floor after a rather eventful trip in the first place, the entire place in complete disarray around the emptiness and finding the creepy inhabitants prowling the corridors works so well due to that atmosphere which sets up the later scenes in here. There's even more great pats here as in the later staircase encounter with the rattling noises following them to the site of flashlights on the lower floors which then gets the big shock of the reverberating gunshot for a rather chilling scene as well as other great demon encounters in elevators, endless corridors or throughout the various levels of the facility where this has big scenes in the nurses office or down in the parking garage. These scenes provide such an impressive set-up and base for the rather creepy look of the demons here to make those haunting work as it's creepy figures in a creepy location which always works well in such a situation as this manages such a fantastic pace with all the rather impressive scenes coming along so that there's a really enjoyable pace along the way here which is always useful in such films. Overall, these here are more than enough positives to hold off the film's single biggest flaw that comes into play here, which is the total cluelessness of nearly everything in here. This one offers no explanations for all of the important features here, which starts at the beginning with the reasoning for how the group initially appears in that parallel world, as though it's expected the cause is the elevator yet there's nothing there about it for sure which tends to really cast too much doubt onto this one. The fact that there's no real explanation for how the film's main set-up occurs is pretty problematic, and leads into the rationale for the whole film as it offers nothing about why the girls is needed for their plans. We never really get the importance of her or even why the creatures take others when they're not needed and getting to her would've been quite easy. All of these are brought up simply to buy into the general premise and actions of the film which is why they're so problematic here. Even with a somewhat goofy tone in the second half as they're being stuck in the other dimension with the demons that feels out of place, there's still not enough to really hold this down.Rated R: Graphic Violence, Language and minor themes of children-in- jeopardy.

Remember Lordi, the band that won the Eurovision song festival way back in time. When they were hot with their monster look (GWAR anyone) they were a bit over-hyped. If you just listen to their music it didn't sound to be honest really hard like a metal band should do. But still controversy aroused when they won the festival and to cash in on that a flick was made. Don't expect that they are really acting. They are just doing what they can do best, hiding after their masks. I didn't like their movie to be honest, there was too much of CGI used for the effects and the story isn't really ground breaking, it even reminded me a bit of Silent Hill (2006). No gore, a thing I thought I was going to see with a metal band involved, or even nudity to see here in Dark Floors. Back then people wanted to see this flick, I waited for years to see what the fuss was all about. Much to do about, sigh, nothing.Gore 0/5 Nudity 0/5 Effects 2/5 Story 2/5 Comedy 0/5

Eurovision Song Contest winners Lordi take part in their own film. It really could have been done without them, they just take on the roles of some ghosts and demons. It's typical stuck in a twisty, turny place hokum. Unexplained stuff happens, some of which is later explained, some that isn't. The jumps and set pieces were pretty decent, and it didn't come off as some kind of vanity project. In fact, Lordi's costumes made for creatures outside of your usual horror film. I'm bored of the usual spectres or CGI rotting ghosts. Shot with confidence and skill Dark Floors wont impress everybody, or anybody for that matter. But it will appease some of the genre fans.

Okay, where do I start, The incoherent plot points that go nowhere?the cardboard cutouts posing as a cast? Take a deep breath and buckle yourself in because there is most certainly a crap storms a' brewin. From the get go we are bombarded with the fact that the main girl is A autistic and B has a condition, are we ever told what this condition is? nope, apparently the screen writers couldn't be bothered to web search for "diseases" and pull something out of their asses,but that is just the beginning of the laziness. This movie is like a spoiled child with a secret, it never seems to want to let you in on just what is going on, the cast has the main characteristic of being completely without character, making the viewer not give a damn when they are all inevitably killed. The whole time warp crap is there only to make it seem like there is a plot, I've read a theory as to why everything is happening look, 2001:A space odyssey deserves interpretation,this however is a poorly thought out schlock fest with no bite and no sense, the characters are fodder and the monsters are out of place and arbitrary. What vague semblance of coherency is lost the moment they introduce the "loop" idea and its a train wreck from then on in, plot points are brought up then dropped, idiocy abounds and the powers and vulnerabilities of the monsters are all over the place, they can take multiple rounds of handgun bullets without flinching but a bed cart will bowl them over no problem. The end is almost offensive with it re-looping the entire thing, don't bother unless your into mental abuse and all the razors in your house are dull.