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Although it has its amusing moments, in eneral the plot does not convince.

Like the great film, it's made with a great deal of visible affection both in front of and behind the camera.

Through painfully honest and emotional moments, the movie becomes irresistibly relatable

The movie just came out a couple of months ago in Germany. They retitled it "Kiss and Die". Go figure what and especially who makes those title changes. But what is more important, that the movie ain't half bad. If you like B-movies that is, because we don't get any new story elements or anything else out of it. There is a nice tweak here and there and it is nice to see Michael Biehn too. But overall the story and how it evolves is pretty predictable.Sean Patrick Flannery playing the main character is not the most likable guy out there. Or let's say not the one you can completely understand, even if he lays down his feelings (verbally). During the end credits there will be some footage. Though I'm not sure it is or will be what you expect it to be

I came to watch this movie randomly just because there was Michael Biehn in it and I was pleasantly surprised! I understand that many people who expected a horror film were disappointed because that's just not what it is (it's also kind of a mistake of the producers because when watching the trailer, this looks like a sinister horror-thriller). In fact, it's a satiric comedy about a loser-type named Harry who falls in love with a vampire. he's supposed to kill her, but instead he locks her up in his basement and feeds her with rabbits to prevent her from dying. For me there is an over-all grotesqueness over this movie, starting from the idea to lock someone up in a basement (which is utter reality for some examples lately here in Europe...) over to stuff like the pillory that Harry forges for his succubus so they can have sex without her being a danger for him. There is a number of extraordinary classy scenes such as the one where Harry, obsessed by the beauty of the vampire in his basement, orders some human hemoglobin online as a special gift for his mistress. When he comes to choose the blood type, he picks "my type" with a unique smile of satisfaction :)Also the side characters like Cyndi, Harry's double-minded neighbor or Javier, the guy from work who always picks on Harry and considers himself as a "sexual tyrannosaurus Rex" make the movie insightful and worth watching.By the way, I saw this movie first without knowing about it being a low-budget flick for an estimated 700k dollars. After a second watch, I noticed that maybe the music is somewhat elevator-style and the cuts and fades are not that smooth as they are in big-time blockbusters, but unless you have an eye for it, you won't realize. It's a great little movie that you shouldn't miss.

This is not a great film, but if you got an hour and a half to waste, this is a good way to use that time. Sean Patrick Flanery plays an insecure office worker who happens to view a hot vampire chick killing her victim. He finds Michael Biehn, who is a vampire expert, and tells Flanery that she will be looking for him. So Flanery plans ahead and ends up trapping her and keeping her prisoner, having to find ways to give her blood. It's interesting to see the chemistry between the vampire and Flanery. My only main problem with the film came at the end, because it ended without answering questions that needed to be answered. I would give it a 5.5/10, because I did overall enjoy it.

OK I have seen some bad vampire movies, but I didn't think it was possible to make one this bad. This movie had like 2 scenes of violence and the characters are just plain retarded. The main guy is a computer executive that holds the female vampire captive and feels the need to feed her when he could just do what any normal human being would do and LET HER DIE!!! Why would anyone keep a vampire alive? Thats just dumb, and Michael Biehn's character was even sort of dumb because he had like a 10 minute role in the movie altogether. The best thing about this movie is how hot Charlotte Ayanna looked, but thats beside the point. Its a vampire movie and it should have action, this had none. She was in a cage for over an hour getting fed by an idiot. Please avoid this movie at all costs, it really has no point and it is the worst vampire movie ever. Overall I give it a 2 out of 10 because Charlotte Ayanna looked good, but the movie just plain failed from beginning to end.