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Best movie ever!

Not sure how, but this is easily one of the best movies all summer. Multiple levels of funny, never takes itself seriously, super colorful, and creative.

By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.

Having seen "The Convent" years earlier, i was expecting a much more juevenile film than the one i got. What i got was a well filmed movie with much more sophisticated dialogue and plot devices than "The Convent", but still a movie plagued with spotty acting and a B movie atmosphere. The main thing to appreciate here is the dialogue. Like most things in a Mendez film, its quality fluctuates, but said dialogue is consistently quite good in this film, and the police shop-talk seems to have been pretty well researched, as well.The main thing this movie is, is fun. I'm personally one of those cinephiles willing to forgive the bad elements of a film in favor of the overall vision and scope of the film. However, while i enjoyed "Real Killers" overall, i must say that the social criticisms and commentaries felt second-hand and that the film has no real "message" as far as I'm concerned, but more mimed and aped morals from movies the director admires. However, the story istelf is whats most prevalent in the movie, with the "pithy" dialogue an underpinning for the whole production.Not a terrible film, not a brilliant film. "Real Killers" is some good B-movie fare suitable for fans of this type of genre.M.

This may have been the funniest movie I have ever seen. The over the top acting, the wacky directing and excessive abusive of a pencil to write this movie and make it seem "cool" make this movie hysterical. The laughter just rolls right off the tongue as character after character are shot to their own unique death. The cliques, the blood, the violence, the random use of zombies(?) and of course the most screwed up nuclear family make this movie an instant classic. I have watched this movie a hundred times and I still can't stop laughing. This movie is up there with other legendary movies like Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, and The Godfather. Inna Gadda Da Vidda.

This film is not mindless dribble as some would have you beleive, yet I am sure that the same people railed on Rob Zombie's gore fest House of 1000 Corpses. Yes I will admit that the plot is slightly confusing at points, where exactly did the cannibalistic semi-mutated inbred freaks come from and how are there so many of them? Likewise the sex scene is horribly overdrawn, but holds a sort of tension with the family. As for the acting BOB should receive some sort of award for his encounter with the youngest brother. The films utilization of the heavily overplayed mega-maniacal bash-brothers receives some what of a new spin in this campy flick. The father in the film reminded me, strangely, of Bruce Campbell minus all of his good acting qualities. What was left was an over acting under thinking middle aged Vietnam vet with a hell of a chip on his shoulder...heh, just a little strange. However in spite of all of its unattractive qualities Real Killers is strangely engaging, for a hack and slash shoot 'em up, non-stop action, adolescent testasterone pumper. Any fans of vintage hack and slash flicks, or an interest in independent horror films would probably get a kick out of this flick, just don't expect to much

i saw this movie years ago and still love it today. we actually bought it because it was so good. the story is quite strange, the plot just keeps getting more odd. the characters are awesome though. you never know what insanity will happen next. i'd put it in the B movie category, but that is a good thing to me. B movies are excellent.. and as far this film goes, it's at the top of my B movie list! if you watch this film and have even a shred of sense of humor, you will like it. i promise!The Convent is another film directed by Mike Mendez. This one is excellent as well. Has a lot of the same qualities as Real Killers did. that same insanity, that same eerie feel. if you liked Real Killers, you will like the Convent also!