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There is a huge list of things which are wrong at so many levels with this film.To begin with this obvious and ridiculous plot it seems director has taken viewers for granted. In what seems to be make a laugh a riot movie it has become so-bad-that-its-good kind of film. This movie is benchmark of what not to do with top rated star cast and money producer has vested in movie.The only thing that goes in favor of this movie is iconic "Sheela Ki jawani" item song that would be remembered for ages for Katina Kaif.Its waste of talent that Akshay kumar has. It seems he has stopped reading scripts and rather started accepting movies for money only.

This movie was one of the funniest I had seen in a long time. The story was OK but there could have been more to it. The acting was meh. A lot of scenes were plain boring. There were some unnecessary parts in the movie that had me face palming all over the place. The comedy is where this movie shines. The last few bits had me in tears from laughing so hard. While some may not agree, The funny parts of the movie made up for most of the horrible and unnecessary parts. The acting did not seem to bother me too much. The songs were not too bad and the actor choice was pretty good. Over all this movie was not too bad like most people say. Taking all the positives and negatives from the movie, It deserves a 5. Honestly, I don't understand why there is so much hate for this movie though it was a decent release.

Tees Maar Khan directed by Farah Khan,is awful.If Razzies were held in India,Tees Maar Khan would have surely got nominated for all the categories and even win all the awards.I feel pity on Akshay Kumar,a very talented actor,who directors simply sign because he is a big star and make a waste out him.As for Katrina Kaif,I feel sorry for her since she worked so hard for Sheela Ki Jawaani but still the movie flopped.Akshaye Khanna is a supreme talent wasted in this junk.Story: Tees Maar Khan revolves around conman Tabrez Mirza Khan (TMK, Akshay Kumar) who has been a criminal since he was young. He was caught in France and was deported back to India. Two police officers Chatterjee (Aman Verma) and Mukherjee (Murli Sharma) took him but he escaped.He is in love with the struggling actress Anya (Katrina Kaif). TMK takes a job from the Johri brothers to rob a non-stop train loaded with precious antiques. He cons the people of Dhulia village into helping him by saying that he will make a historical film about their village. He approaches the greedy but popular actor Aatish Kapoor (Akshaye Khanna), who is eager to get the Oscar award and fools him into working in his film. The robbery goes well but all the villagers and Tabrez Mirza Khan get arrested. TMK claims they are innocent, but he gets arrested anyway.The movie is completed and, at the premiere, Aatish, Anya, TMK's mother, Dollar, Soda, Burger and all the villagers walk the red carpet with Tees Maar Khan and the police. After the film, Tees Maar Khan escapes. Later, at his private jet, the Johri brothers enjoy what they got until Tees Maar Khan and his gang throw them out of the plane. The film ends with TMK and his mother becoming rich, Aatish receiving Oscar awards from actor Anil Kapoor, Anya becoming an actress and the whole Dhulia village opening their own saloons, party halls and the village inspector opening a poster signing stall to all the people from America.The story is bad.The screenplay is very bad.The direction is bad.The music is bad.The dialogs are awful.None of the actor's performances are worthy of mention.All in all Tees Maar Khan is awful and painful both combined!I am going to give it a zero on ten(0/10)

Just like 1997-1999, 2008-2010 was a horrible year for Akshay Kumar. All his movies after the super hit Singh is Kingg flopped badly. Although Housefull was a hit film, all his other films flopped. Tees Maar Khan was Akshay Kumar's last release in 2010. The movie is an example of a D Grade Film with absolutely no sense. The movie is about Tabrez Mirza Khan aka Tees Maar Khan(Akshay Kumar) a conman who likes to con people and get all the goods. He is very clever(but stupid for choosing such a film), he never looses. He has an old mother and his lover Anya Khan(Katrina Kaif). The movie goes on like this until Akki gets an offer to do the impossible. The story's main focus is on this impossible con job which Tees Maar Khan has to do and when he succeeds, the badguys ditch him and he gets caught. But, he manages to catch them and the ending is retarted with a filmfare award series. Story wise, the movie has no sense. The story is basically a pile of silly scenes put together to make you laugh. Acting wise, Akshay Kumar repeats his loud comedy from his previous film Khatta Meetha which also flopped, Katrina Kaif does good in her item number but she's wasted, the rest are all terrible and should go back to acting school however the reason why I gave the film a 1 is Akshaye Khanna. Him as the hungry Oscar actor is really good. Besides his performance, the movie is a stupid comedy and a waste of money. Please avoid at all costs, even No Problem was better than this.