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Excellent, Without a doubt!!
It's easily one of the freshest, sharpest and most enjoyable films of this year.
An old-fashioned movie made with new-fashioned finesse.
This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen... Portuguese people have lots of good names for Cinema, but this one wrecks it all and shames a great society like Portugal. I felt ashamed watching this, the plot made no sense, the actors were terrible, the sound FX were also horrible... easier to say that the movie, if it can be called that, itself is a pile of garbage rubbed in the eyes. How... how is it possible that IMDb considered a punctuation of 6.0? I must say that this must only be a joke, no one in their perfect sense would create such horrible thing, it's just impossible, no no no! This is as bad as the movie "Trolls 2" and even WORSE! At least the story line made sense. People would just watch this "movie" for mockery purposes only.
Let's get one thing straight to begin with!!This is CRAP plain and simple,having said that,let me share my opinion with all of you.This a home made movie and amateur as it gets,the budget is non-existing and so does the plot and acting.But this is one of those cases in which it's so bad that's actually good.The soundtrack is unbelievable and the lines are cheesy as hell: "Where is your boss damm it?? He is in Óbidos,im a ninja and you wont get a word outta of me".What???The rest is as siley as it comes,a great fight scene in a place called Ninja Bar,where u see they use always the same extras and actors disguised as Ninjas and a stupid standoff with our lead hero and a coupple of robots,or should i say,two guys wearing several boxes that you can find at your local market place.It's all Fun.I will never forget an experience such as this.I only have one question:"Will there ever be a sequel???"
This movie was the final university work for one of Hugo Guerra's class on the graduating he was studying. In that time, a radical Portuguese cable TV channel (SIC Radical), made a contest of amateur/home made movies. Hugo Guerra, the director of this movie decided to send his work for the contest, and he won. This movie is not good for the special effects, or the speeches, or anything else, but for the comedy because of the movie is so amateur. The movie is inspired on the Dragon Ball animated series, that made major success here in Portugal during maybe one, or one and half decades. Ninja das Caldas was also a major success on the TV, especially on the most young audience. This movie came to inspire a new wave of Portuguese young directors, changing the status of the Portuguese cinema. In the end, Hugo Guerra signed a contract with some film companies to make a "real" movie.
This movie is very hard to watch. I read on a comment that "this movie is good for those who understand Portuguese". The guy who wrote that should probably be the film maker, because no one, specially those who understand Portuguese, should watch the movie.Terrible acting, bad actors, no funny dialogues, nothing! This movie is a crap!Don't ever see this. Really... Trust me, this looks like a home video of some drunk idiots dressed like ninjas doing stupid things. Not funny at all.Everybody says in it's comments: "This movie is funny because it's bad". Following that thought, i can ask:So, if i slap someone, i'm being funny? If i spend one hour telling you boring jokes, i'm being funny? If i do a poor acting because i can't do better, i'm being funny?Wooow, that's not my concept of fun...What's the "Big jokes" in this? The constant difference between audio and video? Or the obvious ketchup? Or the annoying screams? If you find THAT funny, you'll be the last person i want to meet. No brains.