Watch WCW The Great American Bash 1999 For Free

Yo, there's no way for me to review this film without saying, take your *insert ethnicity + "ass" here* to see this film,like now. You have to see it in order to know what you're really messing with.

While it is a pity that the story wasn't told with more visual finesse, this is trivial compared to our real-world problems. It takes a good movie to put that into perspective.

It's funny, it's tense, it features two great performances from two actors and the director expertly creates a web of odd tension where you actually don't know what is happening for the majority of the run time.

Although I seem to have had higher expectations than I thought, the movie is super entertaining.

1. Hardcore: Hak Vs. Brian Knobs - How to rate? I appreciate their effort. 6.5/10 2. Mikey Whipwreck Vs. Van Hammer - Middle rope suplex, "boring" chant and jobber pinned former ECW World Heavyweight champ. Useless. 5/10 3. Disco Inferno Vs. Buff Bagwell - Usual moves from both guys. Disco lose of course. 6.5/10 Wow, Dj "Switch to WWF" is there in da house. So Master P. Who is that guy?? 4. Curt Hennig/Bobby Duncum Vs. Konnan/Rey Mysterio Jr. - Screwed moves, No talent Konnan with his falling pants Jr. and their victory. Texas west Rednecks Vs. No rating Soldiers was one of the worst feud I remember 4/10 5. The Cat Vs. Horace - OMG, to this point terrible PPV. Hammer, Cat, Horace, Konnan and Nash in the Main event? Aspiration on 2nd worst WCW PPV? This match was so awful, words aren't enough 3/10 6. Another WCW Presidency match? So stupid... Ric Flair Vs. Pajpáá - Oh, this PPV could be worst than to previous match with Cat, I forgot Piper, that non-wrestler. Match? 2 fifty years-old guys (respect for Flair) brawling in the ring. 5.5/107. Rick Steiner Vs. Sting - Ordinary match, with incredibly stupid ending. Pitbulls bite Sting! 7.5/10 8. WCW World tag Team Title Match: Champs-Chris Benoit/Perry Saturn Vs. Diamond Dallas Page/Chris Kanyon/Bam Bam Bigelow - I love innovator of offense - Chris Kanyon. 4 Technically great wrestlers made best match of the night, for sure. New champs! 9/10 9. WCW World Heavyweight Title Match: Randy Savage Vs. Champ: Kevin "Big Booker" Nash - Yeah, that's main event! New fresh blood, flexible wrestlers, talented booker. After 7 minutes of great basic brawling, punching and choking we got DQ decision!! 4.5/10