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Bad Acting and worse Bad Screenplay

Instead, you get a movie that's enjoyable enough, but leaves you feeling like it could have been much, much more.

Clever, believable, and super fun to watch. It totally has replay value.

This is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time. You have to go and see this on the big screen.

BACK ALLEY PRINCESS (1973) is an unusual entry from Golden Harvest. It's a drama of contemporary Hong Kong, with some comic elements, but it's also filled with kung fu. The focus is on poor and working people with a pair of street urchins at the center and the extended family of street performers and vendors they soon join. In this aspect, it's reminiscent of the Shaw Bros. comedy-drama of the same year, THE HOUSE OF 72 TENANTS. What distinguishes this one is the presence in the lead role of Polly Shang-Kwan (aka Lingfeng Shangguan and assorted variations of that) who'd made her film debut in the swordplay classic DRAGON INN (1967) six years earlier. Here Polly plays an orphaned boy, known only as "Chili Boy," who engages in petty thefts and street hustles with the aid of her sidekick, "Embroidered Pillow" (comic actor Samuel Hui). Now, I'm familiar with Polly's frequent appearances in kung fu films where she plays a female fighter traveling the roads of ancient China in male garb. In those films, she always looked like an attractive woman who happened to be wearing male clothing and it took a while for me to understand the convention of those films that every person who encounters her would immediately and unquestioningly accept her as a man. I even discussed this in my IMDb review of her film, 99 CYCLING SWORDS (1980). In this film, however, the actress has short hair throughout, wears boy's clothes and moves and talks like a hyperactive boy of the streets. She really inhabits the character in a way I've never seen in any of her other films. It's easily the best thing she's ever done.Chili Boy goes through a lot in the course of the film and gets caught up in the drama of the large family he becomes a part of. He initially enters their orbit when he offers to act as a barker to pull crowds into their act, proving such a success that they ask him to join them. When a schoolgirl in the group is robbed of her school fees, Chili Boy goes out and pulls a scam on a good Samaritan lawyer in order to get the money. When the landlord raises the rent on them, Chili Boy turns to that same lawyer to plead their case. The lawyer is so pure-hearted that he offers to adopt Chili Boy as a ward and pay for his schooling. (The fact that this good-guy lawyer who's such a soft touch happens to live in a mansion with lots of servants is just one example of how far-fetched things get in this film.) Just when it looks like the story will shift to a tale of a poor boy's reaction to a new life of privilege, it takes a turn into crime film/kung fu territory. The schoolgirl who'd been robbed earlier gets abducted by a gang working for a pimp. To find her, Chili Boy and another young woman in the group pretend to sell themselves into prostitution in order to rescue the girl, which means that Chili Boy has to dress up as a pretty girl—one who looks like the real Polly Shang-Kwan! There's a big plot hole in this section that never gets addressed, but it's all quickly overwhelmed by a series of kung fu battles between our "heroines" and the pimp and his gang. The gender-bending is then taken another step in an amusing twist ending.The cast is filled with familiar Hong Kong performers of the era, including Tien Feng, Li Kun, Han Ying Chieh, Wang Lai and in a smaller supporting role, Carter Wong, future star of tons of kung fu films, including BORN INVINCIBLE and 18 BRONZEMEN. Liu Yung (future star of Shaw Bros.' Emperor Chien Lung series) plays the lawyer. Helen Ma (DEAF MUTE HEROINE) plays his girlfriend, conveniently named Helen Ma. The woman who joins Chili Boy in selling herself as part of the rescue attempt is none other than kung fu diva Angela Mao (LADY WHIRLWIND), who has a major supporting role throughout, although she's billed in the credits as "guest star." She gets to fight a lot, too, especially in the final section where she and Polly take on an army of thugs by themselves. Angela, as usual, is pure poetry in motion, but I was astounded by how good a fighter Polly is in these scenes and much more convincing at it than I've ever seen her.While I enjoyed the film, I take issue with the fact that after the scene where we first see the street performers in action, we never see them performing again. It's as if they completely forgot what they're supposed to do for a living. That scene was a lot of fun and is one of the best in the film. I would have liked more.

I found a cheap DVD copy of this movie and wasn't really expecting too much from it, but was pleasantly surprised to discover a very watchable film. The image and sound quality and subtitles were also excellent throughout. Someone obviously thought this was worth properly remastering, and I'd have to agree. I can't help wondering if this was a contractual filler for Golden Harvest regulars. Maybe another movie fell through, so they set this one up in a hurry and developed the script as they went along. I'm only guessing, but it certainly gets a lot sharper as it progresses, having started out as a "lovable scamps" type comedy affair with some very Boulting Bros style title animations and totally cheesy soundtrack.The fight scenes aren't the most convincing you'll ever see, but Polly Kwan and Angelo Mao do get to kick and crunch a goodly number of snarly evil doers as the movie gets progressively more uptempo and violent. They also get hit quite hard a few times themselves. Tough babes, those 70s starlets. Added fun comes from placing the faces who take up the supporting roles and minor cameos.It's not a kung fu classic or a lost masterpiece by any stretch of the imagination, but it's a decent little film, well acted and directed once it finds its feet and drops the slapstick. There's plenty of worse ways to pass 90 minutes on a rainy day.

Back Alley Princess (1973) is an action comedy from Wei Lo (The Fist of Fury). This gender bending tale is about two street urchins (Sam Hui and Polly Kwan) who make a living pulling all kinds of hustling and scheming. One day they decide to hang around a bunch of street performers. After learning a hard lesson from them, they decide to join their troupe. But a series of unfortunate events has Polly deciding to pull out another scheme out of her bag of tricks and hustles money and legal advice from a wealthy solicitor. Everything is fine again until one day when the boyfriend of one of the troupe members sell's her sister to a sleazy crime lord. The back alley princes are called into action once again. Polly has to pull out the biggest scheme of his life pose as a woman! Can Polly pull it off and save the girl?A very strange kung fu movie from Golden Harvest. All of the minor stars are involved in this movie. Even some of their biggest stars have cameo roles (includinbg the director). Polly Kwan makes a very unconvincing male (she's too attractive) Angela Mao co-stars as the girl who's strongly attracted to Polly, Sam Hui and many of the Golden Harvest stock players. Han Ying Chieh pulls double duty as the action director and as the sleazy crime lord (virtually the same role he played in Big Boss).Highly recommended if you can find a copy.