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An old-fashioned movie made with new-fashioned finesse.

A college freshman discovers a dark secret about the sorority house she's pledging for after a series of murders terrorize the campus. I only saw The Row because of Randy Couture's involvement but this movie was just such a waste of time and money by the end. The storyline was basically the exact same thing that you've seen in other teen slasher movies, the acting was really bad and the overall quality of the movie as a whole was pretty bad by the end. Some people might like it for sure but believe me you should probably just skip it all together. (0/10)

Very shaky cameras, quick pans in/out, 2 unconnected stories; one with no resolution, bimbo Head detective that was a horrible stand-in; I mean actress, quick kills that no-one seemed to be concerned about, lots of T&A jumping around, timeline made no sense, love Lala Kent but she wasn't exciting and has short one liners at a monotone voice. She is fun to watch on VANDERPUMP RULES. Very predictable to a lame "past event". Luckily I don't have to worry about money or I would be upset to lose the 8.50 I paid. This is more of a Netflix made silly slasher movie. Looks, plastic hoes, alcohol, drugs, is really the theme. Are there men in this movie? Lol

As slasher movies go, this one is probably pretty poorly ranked. It really doesn't have much to offer in the way of a story, suspense, intrigue or thrills, so your definitely not missing anything by giving it a pass.There are some poor elements to the film, the story is rubbish, the camera work is terrible (especially in the slasher scenes) the script is dire and the directing though not terrible, is a bit wanting. However I think I need to be fair and give it a little credit as its not all terrible. The cast is composed of mixture of talents ranging from competent to atrocious and one can only guess that after the leads had been hired only a dollar fifty was left for the rest. Actually for the most part the acting where it matters is OK. Given the material they have to work with the cast do an admirable job. Randy Couture does a reasonable job, ok he's not going to win any Oscars but still handles the role well enough. Lala Kent who plays Riley his daughter is pretty good and again does well with the role. Shae Buckner also does a good job here. Too often the actors seem to take flack for the failings of a film and this isn't the case here. I have to give a special mention to Melea Rose who plays Captain Ellingham. Her stunning performance first had my jaw dropping in wonder, then rolling on the floor in hysterics. Its worth watching the film just to see this.As I said the film isn't all bad, there are some pretty spectacular women on show here and the cheap thrill content is of a remarkable standard given they are either scantily clad half the time or in their rather fetching underwear. In truth, this is the only reason I made it to the end, but even so I can't seriously recommend it unless you really have little else to do. .

So cliché (girl goes to university and wants to join a sorority, overbearing cop dad is having a hard time letting her go, people are being killed on campus, stories merge, you can predict where it's gonna go from there ...). Bad acting, bad editing, bad soundtrack... Just don't bother.