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Just perfect...

It's a good bad... and worth a popcorn matinée. While it's easy to lament what could have been...

Like the great film, it's made with a great deal of visible affection both in front of and behind the camera.

Anyone expecting profundity from a film called "Play-Mate of the Ape" is bound to be disappointed. And if you're hoping for scenes of guys in bad monkey costumes having sex with human girls, you're also going to walk away empty-handed. If, on the other hand, you're looking for about 90 minutes of baked humor and lesbians, then this might be just the kind of movie you're looking for.The plot is stupid, even by the low standards of porn - three lesbian astronauts crash their ship onto a planet where sentient apes rule. They're captured and forced into slavery, but are liberated by a lesbian chimp and her pink gorilla sidekick. Almost every conceivable excuse for a lesbian sex scene is introduced, and eventually, a ridiculously cheap-looking uprising breaks out.The sex scenes are all too long, and the production values are virtually non-existent, but luckily, this film has Misty Mundae, who is not only cute and sexy, but also possessed of incredible charm and a terrific ability to laugh at herself. It also helps that the writers were clearly having a ball banging out the script; the stupid jokes provide some welcome relief when the sex scenes become tedious...

Many might wonder why I give this film a near perfect rating, and to be honest you have to review a film for what it is, and as a goofy soft core spoof, this delivers, plain and simple. My only complaint was Debbie didn't have a love scene in the ape makeup, now that would have been hot, and don't judge me, you know you were all thinking the same thing. As for the goodies, the film is all girl on girl scenes, and they rank among Seduction Cinema's best. The humor is all campy and goofy fun, but really that amounts to maybe ten minutes of the movie, as the rest is all sweaty love making action, which is what anyone watching a movie titled Playmate Of The Apes would be looking for, so lighten up all you stuffy Roger Ebert types, this isn't meant to be Casablanca. So basically if your into this, go buy the DVD and see the brilliant masterpiece that made Misty Mundae a superstar.

There are nearly no good technical aspects of this film with the possible exception of the first half of the beginning titles sequence and some occasional bits of good music. This will not bother most of the people that watch this movie. I came for nudity. You will find it here. I wanted silly humor. It will be there. I craved Misty Mundae, the woman without clothes, or as she is referred to in this film, White Thighs. Also, Darian Caine, Anoushka, Sharon Engert, and Shelby Taylor join Misty. The scenes with Anoushka and Sharon Engert are some of the most horrific I have ever seen, two giant piles of silicone rubbing each other, not how I want my kicks. Shelby Taylor has a full voice and attractive face, she would have been more fun to watch without implants as well. Misty may be small and pale, but I will take this pale rider over every playboy playmate any day of the week. Together they are in a flick with little replay value, so enjoy it the first time. The remake of Planet of the Apes is jabbed at, although it was itself enough of a joke that the jest is unnecessary.

EI Entertainment has one of the hardest jobs in the world. It's safe to say that about 99% of the movies they make are pure crap. What do you get when you take a number of recycled lesbian sex scenes with some quick and unwitty humor......a Seductive Cinema Classic....which says a whole hell of a lot. Still, that 1% that EI producers is pure magic. Most of the time they just point the camera at Misty Mundae and the audience is happy. As a matter of fact, the only good reason to watch most of the garbage that EI makes is Misty Mundae. The same goes for Play-Mate of the Apes. Yes, there's some college "frat house" humor, but the only good reason this flick is worth a crap is the very innocent and very young "eye candy" known as Misty Mundae. If you don't expect much from a production company that would be out of the business if they weren't allowed to tape lesbian love action, this one is highly worth watching. Then again, if you just want to see people on screen having sex, leave this one on the shelves and go rent some XXX adult cinema like any normal person in the video store.