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Too much of everything

Simply A Masterpiece

i must have seen a different film!!

A different way of telling a story

Let me start off by saying that I love bad movies. They're a riot to watch with friends, movies like Killjoy, Gingerdead Man, ANYTHING Troma, etc. But there has yet to be a word invented that can adequately describe just how unbelievably terrible this cinematic abortion truly is. I watched Gingerdead Man and this tonight with my friends, and yes, GM was absolutely wonderfully bad. The whole time we're screaming at the TV for them to just simply leave the damn bakery. But those stubborn pixels just don't want to listen, do they? Nooooo they'd rather get killed by a freaking gingerbread man. *facepalm* Stupid pixels. Well, after that we threw in this. We were expecting something similar, a movie so unbelievably bad you can't help but laugh at it, thus increasing your enjoyment. And, we were wrong. So very very wrong.Never before in my life have I experienced actual physical PAIN from a movie so bad. And unbelievable as it may be, I'm not exaggerating. This movie really is so bad it physically hurt. It's as if my brain were hurting me as a way to tell me that it's not good for you. But I kept watching, and my friends kept watching and that's when it got ugly. I don't think I've ever heard so many people simultaneously screaming at the top of their lungs "What the f**k!?!?" before.From one scene to the next, there's no continuity, no plot, no reason! Seriously, if there were a REASON that the TV had saran wrap on it, it might not have confused me so bad. If there were a REASON for the newspaper on the walls, it wouldn't have been so bad. If someone could possibly explain WHY the only person who could look through that dirty f**king window was the main character, I MIGHT NOT HAVE RAGED.*eats Valium*I have seen some truly horrible movies in my time, (Most of them by Uwe Boll) but never before have I actually felt worse for having watched a movie. Never before have I been so...just...offended to the senses as I was with this movie. Gore is awesome, I love gore flicks, so I don't mean offensive in that way. I mean your eyes will hate you for watching it. Your ears will swear to go deaf next time your favorite song comes on just so you can't hear it. Your mouth will rebel against you in that important meeting and call your boss something offensive at top volume. Your skin will break out in blemishes and boils. Fire will cease to be hot, and water will fail to be wet. THIS MOVIE WILL BRING ABOUT THE APOCALYPSE. And I don't even BELIEVE in the Apocalypse.Too Long;Didn't Read: This movie sucks more than Paris Hilton at a cock factory.

This movie starts of really bad like Troma wanted to make a Texas Chainsaw Massacre Rip Off. An incredibly stupid family gets lost in nowhere and meets a creepy family who happen to kill them. Creepy? I meant to write "cheesy"... there's an evil granny, a guy with a huge brain who adopts the surviving daughter, a hyperactive midget throwing dinner plates and a maniac in the vein of House of 1000 corpses with a bear trap in his face (and the subjective view like in "Predator"). Now when this isn't odd enough the movie puts scene on scene which just makes you wonder if this is a satire or a real bad slip on a Maniac-Hillbilly Movie. The gore is pretty rare and reminds of old "Bad Taste" days, especially with the exploding heads. But the humor is just insane in this movie... a bunch of bikers come to help the girl but they are all from the retirement home and call themselves "The ancient ones". Now you get exploding seniors and a senile bum beating up the midget and ripping his head off to play football with it. Sounds insane?? Then meet "The creator", a headless muscle hunk in a strip show style environment where his offspring breeds. He is not just flexing his muscles but also talking some incredible philosophic bullshit. Oh and his crotch sais "dyno-mite"... now guess what the girl finds in it later to launch some explosives and real cheesy FX?!? "Skinned Deep" is an insane or rather schizophrenic movie... it slides between classic horror, total trash (the bum fight reminded me a lot of the "Street Trash" style), over the edge politically incorrect humor like Troma delivers it and a mixture of real bad camera and effects and some pretty decent shots and splatter or explosive effects. One minute you want to turn the movie off, the next you smile because of the absolute insanity of it. The movie ends with the typical "sequel awaiting" finale but tops it off with the credits rolling on the girl screaming for several minutes in an incredibly funny way. I couldn't help but laugh there. If you dig trash with a strange sense of humor you might dig this movie... its different for sure. Anyway I don't know if I want to slap the makers for this piece or shake hands for creating something uniquely stupid that somehow managed to keep my attention till the end. I don't really know what happened here.

Hi there! This is a different kind of horror/horror-comedy film. Actually after 15 minutes I thought that I waste my money for nothing purchasing "Skinned Deep". Still I decided to watch it till the very end - and actually I found it to be... entertaining. I mean entertaining - not stupid. It can by no means be compared with classic "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" like every second person does - it is definitely a lower class movie. I will not go into details as I hope if you are reading this you are interested in the movie and as a plot is more than very simple it is easy to spoil the impression. So: for real horror fans - it's a must for your collection; for others - it's OK to rent it for that rainy night (be sure you have some beer in the fridge!). P.S. - Compared to "House of Wax" that I also watched recently - it is nearly a masterpiece! Have fun!

This movie was one of the most f***ed up movies I have ever seen. The make-up effects were awesome. Surgeon General was crazy looking, although somewhat reminding me of Balzac the Jaws of Death from GWAR. The quality of video and sound was rather low... but you can't let that make a movie bad. The storyline was awesome. The actors were funny, especially Warwick Davis' role as Plates. It was like nothing I've ever seen before. The gores scene were really well-made, the Grandmother melting after the tube was pulled from her head. A lot of people who seen this movie before told me it was cheesy and stupid... obviously they don't appreciate a creative, unique and fun horror movie,