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For all the hype it got I was expecting a lot more!

Although it has its amusing moments, in eneral the plot does not convince.

The film creates a perfect balance between action and depth of basic needs, in the midst of an infertile atmosphere.

Blistering performances.

Or knew the crew. Horrible acting, profoundly stupid, even the casting of TWINS was moronic. The kill scenes looked like something directed by a 6 year old. I watched this because it got decent ratings, which I usually can tell are fake, but I put it on, and from the first few seconds I was rolling my eyes so hard I think I pulled something. Anyone who worked on this should know how bad it is and shouldn't deceive people by claiming it's anything but trash. This is the equivalent of someone working on a months long school project the night before. If I made this, I would want it buried. This is the worst movie I've been tricked in to watching for as long as I can remember. This deserves a 1, 2, or 3 TOPS, out of 10. Anyone involved in this should be banned from any type of entertainment until they take some filmmaking classes, and sincerely apologize for this abomination. Don't watch. It's not even so bad, that it has some entertainment value. I would recommend this to no one. All copies should end up in the same landfill that all the Atari ET games ended up. I honestly rather watch a hour and a half YouTube clip of someone playing that than this POS.

First of all, I need to point out that horror movies are not my thing. I avoid them at all costs, but Conjoined doesn't take itself too seriously and that's the magic of this film. I actually enjoyed it, didn't find it too gross and found that for the most part it is laugh out loud funny! Horror fans will love it too - it really does have something for everyone. Conjoined has all the usual components of a good Joe Grisaffi film, like solid actors and a sound plot, and throws in unexpected elements that work really well for no discernible reason. Like, the Ricky Gervais style awkward pauses. They are uncomfortably realistic and bring an ounce or normality to a fantastical plot which adds necessary balance. Sara Gaston nails her role as the stern Detective.

Conjoined is a movie about love, and how it can hurt. Both literally and figuratively this movie looks at love and how it can make people do strange things.The movie is about Conjoined twins, one who falls in love with a man, the other who is a bit of a stranger to love. Once the lovers meet and move in together is when the action really begins. After finding out his new bride to be had a sister, Jerry tries to hook his wife's sister Alisa up with a few dates. It turns out that Alisa has a love for blood.was a great low budget movie that I found to also have an air of comedy to it. It was hard to take this movie serious at times, while other times you couldn't help but get disgusted. I found my self at times laughing uncontrollably at things either said or done, while other times I was in awe of the amount of blood that was being spilled.Al in all, this movie is good for what it is, simply a great low budget film, made by filmmakers with a love for their art. Love it, or hate it, you will be talking about Conjoined after you see it.

Wow. This movie is one of those B movies that you watch with your friends over a few beers. To answer the question "did they just do that?" YES. You will see quite a few WTF moments that will be talked about over the water cooler the next week or two. Because it's not a studio movie, they can basically do whatever they want... and they do. It's got some genuine funny moments, genuinely hot cast members and some other members get cast aside, ouch. It's great fun for an evening with friends and alcoholic beverages. In many respects, its more entertaining than a big budget horror film because it doesn't take itself too seriously. Have fun!!!