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Just perfect...

It's funny watching the elements come together in this complicated scam. On one hand, the set-up isn't quite as complex as it seems, but there's an easy sense of fun in every exchange.

All of these films share one commonality, that being a kind of emotional center that humanizes a cast of monsters.

AMAZING MOVIE! Trashy, filthy and fun horror. Hilarious in all the right places and dark when it needs to be. The setting felt right for the time period and the gore was over the top but in the best way possible. I bought it and watched it again after I finished it the first time. The actors are all great (which is rare for independent horror) and they all play the parts really well. I went into this with medium expectations and was BLOWN AWAY. Soundtrack was really good throughout the movie, I really enjoyed the intro credits music and the random cuts of the Impalers flicking off the camera and raising hell. I recommend this to anyone who enjoys 70s exploitation at its finest. Bikers, Beer and Bigfoot could you ask for more?

this has to be the worst film i have ever had the displeasure of laying my eyes on. should you watch it? the title says it all.... I am a big Fan of the grind house genre but this was just BAD. Bad acting, bad script, bad film.. enough said. i really cant see why its getting so many good reviews, it's just terrible. and before every one starts giving out to me, i know every one is entitled to their opinion and this is just my opinion, but i just couldn't see any good in it. my friend(who loves this genre more than me) and i sat down to watch it and neither of us could believe what we were watching, especially the last scene, any one who has seen it will know what I'm talking about, i felt cheated because the trailer made it look really good. i would feel bad if i recommended this tripe to anyone. i consider this to be an honest review, please don't have it removed again, whats wrong with having your own opinion, i paid to see this film, i didn't like it, no spoilers, just pure honesty.

All I can say is, this movie from the opening scenes is awful. The acting is bad, and, the director/writer seems to get off on the idea of murdering/exploiting women in this movie. Like, for example, the first scene, where the bikers wake up after an orgy of killing and raping the night before. One Biker is repeatedly kicking a dead woman's genitals, whilst the other one takes fun 'mashing up' the body of another with his motorbike. I am a fan of subversive and different movies, and, am into the 'house of 1000 corpses' style of film, but i'm sorry, this film is nowhere near that. It seems the Director wanted to get the Tarantino 'grindhouse' feel but the film doesn't come anywhere near it, and, at the end of the day, people are responsible for the images they portray and the films they produce. You don't need to show mindless murder and rape in abundance to portray 'bad-ass' characters, unless you're getting off on it, or you forget what the movie is about. I think that's the case here, as, in my opinion, this is a truly awful movie.

This is a very good biker and monster mash up that I caught one night at the Clinton Theater in Portland. It only played for one week and then completely disappeared. I haven't been able to find it playing anywhere else which is a real shame. I've told people about it and they think I'm crazy. I am crazy but I'm not lying about this movie. The evil Impaler bike gang takes on a Nazi in one crazy over the top nudity filled killfest. It's a non-stop assault on good taste that even offended, well once, my jaded morality. Baby cannibalism usually does, I'm not all bad. According to the website it has won awards at festivals and sporadically played in a few cities. Hopefully it will be available on DVD soon. This would make the ultimate in-law repellent. Something I always crave.