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Surprisingly incoherent and boring

I wanted to like it more than I actually did... But much of the humor totally escaped me and I walked out only mildly impressed.

At first rather annoying in its heavy emphasis on reenactments, this movie ultimately proves fascinating, simply because the complicated, highly dramatic tale it tells still almost defies belief.

It’s sentimental, ridiculously long and only occasionally funny

Hack Film Director Albert Pyun and Hack Movie Producer John Laing lay a turd. The backstory of how this pile of garbage got made is 100 million times more interesting then the film itself: both Pyun and Laing convinced the Guam Government to put up an $800,000 loan guaranty to make the film, then they defaulted on the film loan, stiffing the citizens of Guam. The film is painfully boring, not even interesting in a fun kinda so-bad-it's-good way. It just flat out sucks. It's out of focus most of the time, the acting stinks, the writing could have come from a 1st-grader and on and on. Don't waste your money. Someone ought to make a movie about how Albert Pyun and John Laing robbed the Island of Guam in the making of this film.

This movie is sooooo bad and not in a "so bad its good" way. Its so bad in an annoying way. The lighting was downright amateur and the acting was just as bad. I ended up seeing his steaming pile of horse manure movie when my brother bought it on a bargain for $2.99 brand new. hmmm...I wonder why it was so cheap. He is a fan of really bad David Caradine films. He figured this would be one of those films where you can laugh at the badness like "Dune Warriors". Turns out this film is some sort of film propaganda to go vacation in Guam. Its hilarious that they put in stock footage of Guam in the movie, I laughed my ass off. Whatever you do, don't rent or buy this movie it is a pile of dog dooky.

this film sucks.You've got to wonder, who made this? Oh yeah, the master of crap himself Albert Pyun. The fact that Pyun and the producer jacked the people of Guam to fund this movie is only to be expected. Pyun and his producer are Hollywood hucksters that make crap film after crappy film. After getting swindled by Pyun and his producer out of a million dollars, I wonder how the people of Guam feel who don't seem to have money for schools and roads and basic needs of their citizens ?If you see this in your video store - run, don't walk. It's a complete piece of sh*t. But say a prayer for the people of Guam who are in the process of suing the film makers....

Don't believe all these negative reviews here for MAX HAVOC: CURSE OF THE DRAGON, it's worse. Way worse.This is one of those films you sort of stumble upon at the video store, and everything else good or halfway good is already checked out, so you give it a shot, knowing full well the film is going to suck. But just how bad MAX HAVOC sucks may shock you: It's dull, boring, tiresome, listless, etc, etc. You get the idea.Someone on one of these reviews here compares MAX HAVOC to an episode of MANGNUM P.I., except MANGNUM P.I. is at lest a competent product. MAX HAVOC is wretchedly bad. It's the kind of bad-film in which you wonder while watching it: "How do films like this get made?" A very good question.MAX HAVOC was made by consistently bad film maker Albert Pyun. You wonder why anyone would knowingly hire this hack. The film is full of stock footage, bad acting, the list can go on forever.There is currently some kinda controversy over the financing of the film. The island of Guam put up the money for this film (who can say why. I guess they have never seen an Albert Pyun film because that's exactly what they got: An Albert Pyun incompetent sh*t film.)Folks, if you're a film investor and you see the name Albert Pyun attached to the film some slimy film producer is asking you to invest in, be afraid. Be very afraid.If this film were an animal it would be taken out back and shot and put out of it's misery. If you're unfortunate enough to have to endure this dung-heap DVD, you may wish someone would shoot you and put you out of your misery.MAX HAVOC: CURSE OF THE DRAGON is maximum incompetencey, maximum tedium, and maximum thievery.