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The Worst Film Ever

Thanks for the memories!

Tells a fascinating and unsettling true story, and does so well, without pretending to have all the answers.

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

If you think the rapping dog is bad, you must only be ten minutes in because it gets SO much worse. You would be better off watching both Disney's Cinderella and James Cameron's Titanic back to back; you'll know the basic premise of the movies "plot" and will have felt like you've spent less time than you would have watching this hour and ten minutes worth of what feels like an eternity of barely connected and often reused moving pictures.

Citizen Kane is often referred to for its original and "creative" use of the camera though there is something lost when requiring actual human beings to act, it's harder to believe because it is easy to see that they are acting. With animation this is far from an issue, the world is built with their ideals and understandings separate from ours, this is not a world that we are familiar with, an epic piece of film- making in a fictional world that rivals that of Lord of The Rings. Superb is an understatement, this is a film that employs truly creative techniques to convey a message and create an impressive and delightful experience.

This movie is horrific. It's disgraceful, offensive, insulting, choppy, boring, and poorly animated. First off the story. A young girl on the RMS Titanic named Angelica (Lisa Russo) is a poor servant to her abusive stepmother and two stepsisters. Because yeah, that hasn't been seen before! Anyway she meets William (Mark Thompson-Ashworth) a rich young man who is traveling with his nanny (Susan Spafford) who just happens to be Angelica's long lost mother. By the way, I think William is a little old to have a nanny. Well more on that later. Now I have to talk about the first subplot out of many. About a group of Mexican mice and a rapping dog. Yes you did not misread that. A rapping dog. Good to have rap music in 1912. Anyway there's another subplot about two thieves named Kirk (Clive Riche) and Dirk (Doug Meakin) who are pickpockets being followed by an idiot detective named Sam (Mickey Knox) who just happen to steal Angelica's locket. This could have been left out of the movie and it would have no effect on the ending but whatever. Well back to the main story. Angelica shares maybe 3 or less lines with William and it's love. Kind of spontaneous. Anyway the Titanic as we all now hits an iceberg and sinks. Angelica finally meets her mother who by some incredible coincidence was on the same 10 person lifeboat. And guess what they even save Sam and William. Well at least I know Sam is okay. That character that played little to no part in this story is all well and good. Then as we are about ready to turn off the TV or Computer depending on how you watched it a creepy voice tells us that the other characters are all okay as well. That's right everyone is out okay in one of the worst disasters hat ever happened in human history. What kind of a disgusting ending is that. To tell us that everyone was okay! People actually debate weather or not this movie actually exists. And I can see why. I do not recommend it.

This is quite possibly the worst family film I have ever seen. I'd rather sit through Son of The Mask, The Cat in The Hat and Santa Claus Conquers The Martians in a row than watch this crap again. It is definitely one of the worst movies I have ever seen.The plot. Told in flashback, on board the Titanic 2 people, separated by social class meet and fall in in love aboard the ship... No, this is not the James Cameron movie made in 1997. The poor girl has a wicked stepmother and 2 evil stepsisters (SOUND Familiar?). But there are also other things that go on. 2 incompetent thieves on board being chased by Sherlock Holmes (sorry wrong name), animals (yes I did say animals) prepare for a celebration (of what?) and many other subplots.How about I start my complaints with the animals on board. Not only did the Titanic have no animals on board but in this one there's... I hate to say this... a f##king DOG THAT CAN RAP!!! I am not easily lost for words but this part would make anybody's jaws drop in disbelief.Then there's the love relationship. First of all it's creepy if in the middle of their second conversation to say "You're the one for me." "You're the best thing about this journey." and dialogue like that, for a fact this is better dialogue.WILLIAM: Oh, I know I'm so bland and we've only had one thirty second conversation but I'm in love with you.ANGELICA: I don't even know your name but I love you too, bland man who I have only met once, and there is nothing creepy about our relationship.Anyway enough of that I can do an entire script that is better full of dialogue like that. In short, to say "The characters have chemistry" is like saying "The Titanic didn't kill anyone"... Oh wait, in this one nobody dies. Let me read that to you again NOBODY DIES IN THIS TITANIC MOVIE! It is sickening to not omit "...and they all lived happily ever after." YEAH this is the last line for a Titanic movie.So if you want the biggest offense to fact that seemed like it was green-lighted by people who wanted to rip off Disney movies and the highest grossing movie of all time (back then) then this one is for you. It is not the worst movie ever made (I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT!) but it certainly is down there. I could write an entire textbook on why this is bad but this website has a limit.