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i must have seen a different film!!

everything you have heard about this movie is true.

The film makes a home in your brain and the only cure is to see it again.

The first Jack Frost is one of my favorite horror comedy films of all time. It was offensive, puntastic, and had some creative and ridiculous kills. This second one had a dramatically lower budget, gags that didn't work, and repetitive deaths (sometimes even reusing the same effect several times). The small jack frosties even recreated the exact scene from gremlins at the bar (snowball on the turntable, snowball drinking, snowball with spikes)They were sometimes trying to be cute, sometimes deadly. One dies in Jack Frost's arms and he sheds a tear.....They also tried to play on jokes that just weren't funny. The sheriff from the previous film kept retelling the moments where anti-freeze worked in the first film, to which his wife would tell him to shut up. There wasn't even sufficient nudity to save this.A surfer is tricked to licking a frozen pole, and gets his tongue stuck. Jack frost says "Cowa-tongue-ga." Yeah. Even free this was a waste.This is right up there with garbage like Hellroller, Bite School and Krackoon, being so low budget or having such low quality/sound quality that it's actually too distracting to even watch the movie.There's even a post-credits still image with audio dubbed over it. Not a post-credit scene, a post-credit STILL.If you liked this film, it's only because you need to look further into the B-horror film genre, because this is a piece of garbage and there are far "better" funnier films.

Unexplained things from this film:1. Lack of lab safety protocol e.g. leaving a full cup of coffee unattended on the edge of a highly volatile tank of toxic liquid 2. Surely the cleaner would have noticed he was bumping into the tank after the first bump, yet he continues to 'back up' into the tank causing the coffee to spill into the liquid which regenerates Jacks DNA. 3. The airport is clearly someones house 4. Why do 2 people on a raft only bring a candy bar and a carrot? it's hardly a good combination for a meal! 5. Who talks to ice cubes?? 6. Ice anvil...genius. 7. "Would a shark do THIS??" (cue eyeballs on tongs) 8. Manners appears (cue unnecessarily dramatic music) 9. Surely they could have oiled the robot Jack before filming, or at least edited out the squeaks! 10. Bananas? Really?etc etc. This could go on for a while, but we wish to get to the point. The carrot at the end. Now...what?! Why does a giant carrot fall from the sky and crush a boat with 2 Asians in it?! is it purely so they could use the line "Godzilla!" or is there an actual point?? We welcome any answers, we really are quite confused. Brilliant film though!!!

Ill-conceived sequel(..the absurd idea of having the killer snowman on the rampage at an island resort where there is no snow or cold weather)brings back the spirit of the psychopath, returning thanks to a scientific experiment providing foreign elements which reintroduce life to his molecules(..it's the best I could do to explain this preposterous concept).I could go into depth about how he winds up at the island in order to slay numerous tourists, but I simply find no reason to bother because it'd all be so exhausting. Anyway, the filmmakers think it wise to kill off the pretty girls not ten minutes after their arrival(..I mean seriously, why worry with even introducing them to us if we can't enjoy our eye candy no longer that this?!).The "snow anvil" murder scene takes the cake. Ice icicles protrude from the beach's sand so that a victim can fall on them. Oh, and another girl is stabbed with a pair of weenie tongs.Look I get what's coming to me when I sit down to watch a killer snowman movie..such a ridiculous supernatural slasher will either tickle your funnybone("Oh, it's such a wonderfully cheesy horror movie!")or have you pondering why the hell you're wasting time with such nonsense. Jack Frost has the power to freeze water(..then how were they able to melt him in the first film?)and causes the island resort to snow. One sequence has Jack freezing pool water, encasing a swimming model under the sheet, result being her drowning with nowhere to escape.Oh, there's also a recreation of the "tongue stuck to the icy pole" bit from The Christmas Story("Cowatonga dude!").I gotta hand it to the cast, though..they're real troopers for trying to make this wretched material entertaining. Christopher Allport(..perhaps unwisely)returns as Sam, to face his old nemesis, as does Eileen Seeley, as his wife. The attempts at tongue-in-cheek humor(..for me, at least) fell flat, but the cast soldiers onward trying to make the most of a very difficult situation, with spirited performances they do their best to rise above the pitiful premise and woeful dialogue.A development occurs which increases the danger towards those still around to face off with Jack, his genetically altered water molecules, thanks to the introduced foreign elements, allow him to withstand coolant/anti-freeze, and, even worse, he now can reproduce..through indigestion, Jack hacks up what appear to be snowballs which hatch to reveal little snowballs with black eyes, mouth and sharp teeth! The killer snowman costume and little snowball puppets introduced later in the film might produce belly-laughs if you are in the mood for such shenanigans, but I personally found this junk rather hokey(..that's the purpose behind it, I suppose, cheap guffaws from those willing to embrace this)and unbearable.The snowball offspring is an obvious homage to Gremlins where we get a bar scene where the little bastards are celebrating in number over terrorizing victims at the resort. The weapon against them..bananas! It's explained that when Jack went to kill Sam in the first film, both fell in a truck bed full of anti-freeze(..an icicle emerging from Jack's belly was penetrating Sam's chest when he pushed them out a window into the truck bed, and I guess in their being "being linked" by the icicle, Jack inherited Sam's banana allergy, or so this is what we are led to believe!)and in doing so both "merged" in a sense.Phew, such a film as this defies simple explanation. It's a film with effects and plot so terrible, one might find the presentation enjoyable because of it's many failings.

If you have been reading my user comments, you will have seen that I enjoyed the original "Jack Frost" movie. I thought it was a pretty funny black comedy. So when I heard they had made a sequel, I was set to rent it. However, none of the video stores in my city got it (knowing that video stores watch screeners, that should have been my first warning.) It took years for me to get a copy, which I did by my Internet DVD renting service. On the DVD, I saw that there was a 3 year gap between the film copyright and when it was released on DVD - which should have been my second warning.Anyway, I watched the movie, and I was sorely disappointed. The movie looks like it was made on a budget much smaller than the first movie (if that's possible). While the cheapness occasionally gets a laugh (check out the "airport" near the beginning), most of the time the movie looks very tacky. Some parts look like they were shot on videotape and not film! Despite the cheapness, I might have still enjoyed the movie had it the wit of the first movie, but it doesn't. The humor this time around seems very forced, with (among other things) too many lame wisecracks by the snowman. The script also suffers from having a number of boring stretches, a lame climax, and the movie having to resort to ripping off "Gremlins".Is there anything good about this sequel? Well, I thought that there were a few decent splatter scenes, which managed to be gory and amusing at the same time. But they are not enough to make it worthwhile to slog through the boredom and lameness in the rest of the movie.